Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned.
Great. Just great. Those hardcore religious fanatics are chasing my ass and calling me the antichrist. Don’t they have anything to do with their time? It’s nice to see what their priorities are. They’d rather start (and spread) useless online petitions instead of feeding the hungry or helping the poor. What a bunch of lunatics. Get over yourselves.
You and I need to get laid!
Oh don’t judge me. You’re not in HERE because you got caught helping the poor.
I love you all! I’ll update in a bit. I’m in desperate need of something sweet. I need to run to the store and buy chocolate.