Faggotry in Motion: Mrs. Granny Bee
Meet Mrs. Granny Bee. She’s the 74-year old eccentric grandma we all want to have.
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Geraldine Winnaretta Marjorie Folger-Beecham (born February 29, 1932 though some sources reveal she was born as far back as the late 18th century…) also known as Mrs. Granny Bee, is a famous part-time runway model and avid proponent of plastic surgery. Granny is a Rhodes scholar with various impressive degrees in a wide range of studies from many, many schools, including — but not limited to — Harvard, Yale, Cambridge, Wharton, Erie County Community College and Ms. Debbie’s Korrespondence with Klass Skool of Kosmetology.
Mrs. Bee’s life is nothing but colourful. For over sixty years, she battled eating disorders like anorexia and bulimia in addition to various drug addictions ranging from low-grade marijuana to hardcore heroin. Nobody knows the exact number of times she was found on the floor unconscious and foaming in the mouth, though European tabloids say that number is believed to be in the thousands. Her drug of choice these days is formaldehyde and she never leaves home without consulting Miss Cleo on her 1-900 psychic line.
During her spare time, she enjoys visiting various juvenile detention centers, "exhaustion" and rehabilition clinics, nursing homes and retirement centers for sexual recreation. Some of her other hobbies include chain-smoking in churches and gas stations, collect "Hard Rock Cafe" t-shirts, Planet Hollywood baseball caps, South American prepubescent boys’ used underwear and of course, writing to American inmates of Latino origin.
Granny loves diversity and such trait can be seen with her choice of friends: Patsy Stone, Lorena Bobbitt, Heidi Fleiss, Peggy Hopkins Joyce, Iris Apfel, Nan Kempner, Carmen Dell’orefice, Anna Piaggi, Loulou de la Falaise, Wallis Franken, June Newton and of course, MEEEEE, Bryanboy!
Mrs. Bee is currently residing in Manila, Philippines with her beagle pup named "Titikaka". She has various homes around the world that she rents out as brothels to Asian pimps while she’s gone.
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