Commander in Chief
It’s that time of the week again for me to unload a dump. I’ll keep it short and sweet. I have to finish my other blog entry. To all of you lovely maggots out there, let me reiterate that LOVE… well, LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD and I’m (yes, that means ME)… I’m the Commander in Chief…
and these people are my army:
Say hello to Derrick from Ohio. Oh-high-yo. Ohio. Don’t you all love bumfuck north americans? I love em. Don’t you just wanna get down on your knees or go on all fours and do the dirty deed with them? I love it.
Anne and Marlina from Indonesia sent in this photo. Cute eh?
Oooooooo… what is it with Indonesians lately? I love em. Here’s Derrick, who is Indonesian and 19, sent in this photo from Singapore. I LOOOOVE THE YOUTH OF TODAY! Handbags and chain-smoking galore, just the way I like it.
Jacob’s from another bumfuck town in the American Midwest. Hahaha! Where’s your handbag, bitch?
Here’s a little more homegrown…. Judith from the Philippines…
J Shawn from Singapore emailed me to tell me I have the "gayest blog in the world". Do you agree with him?
Evonna from Dallas, Texas. BITCH I HATE YOUR FOR BEING THINNER THAN ME. I ALSO HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT NEIMAN MARCUS. I hope you get fat like me. *cry* Hahaha! You know I love you… right?
Yes!!!!! I know. I *WILL* visit Singapore soon and some of you don’t have to remind me time and time again. It’s great knowing I have zillions of readers in Singapore and I’m sure I’m gonna have a blast when I go there, it’s just that there’s soo many things going on at the moment. I need to finish one of my top-secret projects or else my publisher will MURDER me. Gawwwwd. Don’t make it anymore difficult, silvous plait with whipped cream and extra cherries on top? I get tons of emails from Singaporeans asking me when I’m going there — I definitely feel the pressure and you’re all just making it sooo damn hard. Singapore ain’t the forbidden fruit you know. Hahaha!
Joy (in Singapore) sent in a photo from the rooftop of Vivocity, a newly opened mall in Singapore. I LOOOVE those cows! Y’all know how much I love large mammals… =)
More lovin’ lovin’ from Pakistan…
… and big hugs to the lovely Richard, who is one of my most loyal fans…
So tell me, what’s stopping YOU from sending your love?
Email me and show me how much you care — no photoshopped photos please! My email address is email@example.com.
I’ll update in a bit.