2006 Gay Bloggies: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

Written By bryanboy

2006 GAY BLOGGIES

I would like to thank all the rice queens in this big, bad, homosexual barebacking world (as well as all my lovers, haters and everyone else, really) who voted for me on this year’s Gay Bloggies [sponsored by the fabulous gift-givers at Queerclick (link not safe for work fyi)]. I know I have all the fucking right in the world to bitch cause I didn’t win the Weblog of the Year award (big big congrats to Towleroad you fucking dirty felching whore hahaha) but hey, winning 3 out of 5 categories I got nominated in ain’t that bad — Best Diva, Most Humorous Blog and of course my favourite, the Best Chinky Chonky Sucky Sucky Five Dolla Me Love You Long Time Ten Dolla You Pay 20 Dolla I Gib Free Roost Duck award!!! I’m so happy that I got recognized as the gay blogosphere’s favourite ricer – who knew there’s a rice queen within you???

I know my little narcissistic shrine isn’t gay enough and homosexual cocksuckers aren’t really my target audience… hello, a majority of my readers are "straight" (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) but really, I’ll leave American republicans and their taste for bumfuck, Iowa rednecks to the sites who report it best.

I WANNA WIN THE WEBLOG OF THE YEAR NEXT YEAR THOUGH!!!! HAHAHAH! Ugh!!!! FINE, I"LL ADMIT IT: YES I AM FUCKING BITTER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I have to work even harder to keep the faggotry flame alive.

I’ll update with a proper post in a bit. Email me and tell me you love me: bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

P.S. Congrats (and many, many, many thanks) to my sugar daddy Michael K of Dlisted.

16 Comments

  1. ey there BB! congrats for winning those awards,,, you deserve ‘em..u really are a fabulous fruitcake…enjoyin so much readin your vulgar posts…keep ‘em comin..

  2. That’s ok bryanboy. I think, the awards was fixed. All the judges had to be schmoozed and you’re too lazy to do that anyways, right?

  3. christine

    d@mmitt! i need to learn to hack their system for the voting, i know for sure they cheated!! next year, bryanboy!! there is no one else who keeps the faggotry alive like you!!! baboosh, and i love you!!!

  4. Congrats on the H.umurous A.sian D.iva A.ward!!! :p Have to confess though that I voted for you in all your categories except for Weblog of the Year. My vote went to Towleroad ;)

  5. donut-ella

    3 out of 5 not bad at all. next time just learn how to suck better. have to leave your site now and go to greener pastures. the best of luck you whoring, cheap, conniving, little slut. keep the faggotry alive!!!! BABOOSHKA!

  6. Yay you winned. I voted for you five billion times!!!!!!!! Well I made my whole family and my extended family too. Love you!

  7. Congrats ding! Luuvv the faggotry!! The gay blog of the year is a tough site to beat. Goodluck with that and more power…

  8. hey! congrats fer winning those awards*… you absolutely deserve ‘em! and you got my vote wit those nominations… hay!
    anyway’s i do really luv yer post, everytime you make an update here.
    i ussually read some of them, yet this is mah first time to comment on yer blog, i dunno but when i’m reading yer entries… i actually forgot to make comments, duh!
    well comtinue the faggotry in YOU* ♥mwah♥

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