2006 Gay Bloggies: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

2006 GAY BLOGGIES

I would like to thank all the rice queens in this big, bad, homosexual barebacking world (as well as all my lovers, haters and everyone else, really) who voted for me on this year's Gay Bloggies [sponsored by the fabulous gift-givers at Queerclick (link not safe for work fyi)]. I know I have all the fucking right in the world to bitch cause I didn't win the Weblog of the Year award (big big congrats to Towleroad you fucking dirty felching whore hahaha) but hey, winning 3 out of 5 categories I got nominated in ain't that bad -- Best Diva, Most Humorous Blog and of course my favourite, the Best Chinky Chonky Sucky Sucky Five Dolla Me Love You Long Time Ten Dolla You Pay 20 Dolla I Gib Free Roost Duck award!!! I'm so happy that I got recognized as the gay blogosphere's favourite ricer - who knew there's a rice queen within you???

I know my little narcissistic shrine isn't gay enough and homosexual cocksuckers aren't really my target audience... hello, a majority of my readers are "straight" (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) but really, I'll leave American republicans and their taste for bumfuck, Iowa rednecks to the sites who report it best.

I WANNA WIN THE WEBLOG OF THE YEAR NEXT YEAR THOUGH!!!! HAHAHAH! Ugh!!!! FINE, I"LL ADMIT IT: YES I AM FUCKING BITTER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I have to work even harder to keep the faggotry flame alive.

I'll update with a proper post in a bit. Email me and tell me you love me: bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

P.S. Congrats (and many, many, many thanks) to my sugar daddy Michael K of Dlisted.