It’s great to be single!
You know I’m a sucker for all things Swedish: Filippa K, Cheap Monday, Acne Jeans, Duka, Ordning & Reda and many more. Everything in bloody Sweden is hip, fantastic and well-designed. Scandinavian cool at its finest. They have this thing about making the simplest, practical things look chic. Heck, they even have all those cute dots and nifty symbols on their vowels like ö, ä, å. Damn Swedes got it all really, including good genes. Look at all the pretty boys with strong faces, to-die-for bone structures and beautiful eyes plus all the tall, gorgeous girls. I don’t think I’ve seen a fat Swede in my life. Ok, there’s Peder Fogstrand but he’s an exception. I love that chubby little chimp. He’s quite a character. I swear to god, it’s just one of those things. I really need to find a new country to be obsessed about. The last time I had an obsession on this (unhealthy) scale was hmmm, about four years ago, think Brazil.
Anyway, going back to Swedish design, lookie lookie at what I got earlier this week straight from Stockholm….
Inside this little envelope-box…
… is a cute little folder with a gorgeous piece of finger candy.
Yes, it’s a ring!!!!
But not just any ring… it’s a ring specifically made for single people like me! Even Naomi Campbell, Juliette Lewis and Wilmer Valderrama’s got these little blue babies. =)
I love my singelringen!!! It’s soo adorable!!! Singleringen means "the single ring" in English. The color is absolutely stunning. No amount of photos can give it justice — it’s hard to explain.
Johan Wahlbäck, the founder of Singelringen, while enjoying his single life, recognised that although married people and engaged people have rings, there is nothing that allows single people to clearly announce their status. This unisex ring, featuring a turquoise colour acrylic layer shining over a silver band, is worn on the right hand or on a neck chain as the opposite of a wedding ring, to signify that the wearer is available for dating.
I think it’s a great concept. It’s kinda embarassing enough to ask people whether or not they’re seeing someone. Well… yeah.. sort of. Anyway, the world is full of perverts out there. Would you want to flirt with a married guy or someone with a boyfriend? At least when you find someone wearing the ring, you know they are single and they are open to dating other people. It’s kinda like being part of a little exclusive singles club. Haha!
But then again, there are people who are complete sluts and get it on with anyone with a raging hardon whether they’re single or they have 3 kids from different wives.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt! Hahaha! Legs akimbo and my butt wide open… Just kidding.
I think you should get a singelringen of your own. They’re super affordable, too. You can get one for US$49, shipping included. To learn more, visit their website at http://www.singelringen.com. If you are in Manila, visit Schu in Glorietta 3 or Goldworks in Podium Mall to buy these rings.
BTW, the amazing AND generous folks at Singelringen are giving away six (6) rings, 3 for boys and 3 for girls on my anniversary so keep an eye out on my website over the next few days.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Nästa gång kanske du gör en kukring med samma färger och material? Skojja! =)
Jag älskar singelringen! My ring is for keeps. Who knows, maybe if I keep on wearing it, I’ll find a really gorgeous guy who will buy me a ring from JAR — when that happens, I’ll give my singelringen to my maid Eunice. Haha!
Coming up next: Faggotry in Motion #006 and Bryanboy fulfills his ice skating dream. Stay tuned.
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