I’m sorry but I am in the middle of…
something very important. Fuck ice skating. Fuck blogging. Fuck everything in this world.
My sister bought me Season 1 & Season 2 of the Desperate Housewives and I’m in the middle of a marathon. It’s 6AM and I’m now on episode 16. I can’t for the life of god decide which guy is the right one for me… I know I love Jesse Metcalfe to bits…
But I also kinda (I repeat… kinda) like Doug Savant because I have this teeny tiny thing about generic boresville-looking middle-aged bastards from I don’t know, bumfuck America? Hello daddy don’tdomelittle?
I’ll update when I snap back to reality. I apologize for the inconvenience.
But dammit, Jesse Metcalfe is so fucking hot I want him to rape my ass and give me babies.
Why oh fucking why are all the guys in this third world shithole called the Philippines SOOOO FUCKING FUGLY in comparison to Jesse Metcalfe?
God I hate this shithole. I really do.
And I love Jesse Metcalfe.
Oh and I’m Eva fucking Longoria.
I’m gonna finish this episode, sleep, wake up in 5 hours and have my maid Eunice take photos of me coming out of a huge pink box while I throw lots of confetti high up in the air.
Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com.
the doug savant thing is sooo true.
omg. jesse metcalfe IS fuggin hawt. rawwrr.
“and have my maid Eunice take photos of me coming out of a huge pink box while I throw lots of confetti high up in the air.”
YES! I LOVE IT!
yeah pinoys don’t have much to offer in terms of looks haha!
Mehcad Brooks is hottest, obviously! That’s the guy who plays the black Applewhite son who seduces the innocent Caucasian teenage virgin and runs with her and killed the evil Asian bitch from hell. Oh, metaphors, metaphors in a globally aired show! I find it weird how both Mehcad Brooks and Jesse Metcalfe have these large manboob chests. Some casting director might have a fetish methinks! I hate that show. I think Mark Cherry is a hysterical, raving LUNATIC.
bryan you should watch john tucker must die jesse metcalfe was wearing a thong on that movie!!
you have to get DANTE’S COVE. Ull absolutely love it! its a gay-oriented movie. swear, u would make your ass all sore from all dildo action because the guys (and some girls) are hot. better than DHW.
you have to get DANTE’S COVE. Ull absolutely love it! its a gay-oriented movie. swear, u would make your ass all sore from all dildo action because the guys (and some girls) are hot. better than DHW.
lol all-night tv dvd marathons.
i kno the feeling.
u check the clock and O HEY it’s 6 a.m.
bleghghehgg.
Hey Brian,
Tell your sister to buy you NOAH’s ARC when you’re done being despaired. No, it’s not that darko that you know. You’ll find out.
If you have questions on your desperate dvd’s i got answers for you as to who killed who, who slept with who, who burned what, who’s in the basement, and who is running for governor in bulacan.
You’re not eva bitch, you’re more like nicollete sheridan! =)
I’m a fan Bryanboy…but I beg to disagree…YOU’re the one who’s FUGLY here in the 3rd world. =P Am I right or am I right? Anyway…I still love your blogs
i used to see jesse almost every morning in my gym. during those times i did not see anyone approach him and ask for an autograph.
he’s not that goodlooking compared to the other people who works out there.
I Luuurrrrrvvveeee the character of Eva Longhoria i mean Longoria. She’s bitchy,rich and gets whatever she wants and shes a thinspiration (not as thin as Nicole) with exotic skin color like us in the third world and the way she walks…puurrrrrfect!!! Shes just funny, but that dumb ass character of Terry Hatcher gets into my nerves sometimes…
Oh BB…Ive done that marathon thingy with Desperate housewives. Its addictive and its fun. Jesse Metcalfe is HOT! But for me i find (James Denton) – Mike Delfino absolutely hot… I want him to rape me also but withoutthe baby thing coz i dont want to have a huge bulge in my stomach for nine months and then ill get bloated and fat after giving birth hahahaha….(Doug Savant) Tom Scavo is hot also but he is more of a daddy type to me, i dont mind him raping me as well…hahahaha. I cant wait for season 3 but i dont wanna wait once a week to watch that on TV. Ill just wait til its available on dvd.