Come back, Elyse Sewell!

Come back, Elyse Sewell!

I knew it! No wonder she looked familiar. The model on the LV Damier Azure photo I posted yesterday (thanks again Chuvaness!) is no other than Elyse Sewell, perhaps the most successful America's Next Top Model model.

I've been reading her blog http://elysesewell.livejournal.com for over a year but I have to admit I haven't visited her site in the past month. I figured she's just too busy to update but little did I know she'll post an entry today saying she's gonna stay away from blogging for a while. Her stories are absolutely amazing and she never fails to bring a smile to my face.

Someone left this comment on her blog and it struck a chord...

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I can't help but wonder, what should one do when blogging becomes their life?

Words to ponder on a Saturday afternoon.

102106_amber I really should go to sleep. I've been up since yesterday night! My sleeping habits are fucked up. I really need to go to my shrink once more and ask for sleepy time pills. I have my laptop with me on my bed and I just finished watching another film called "Hitch". Speaking of models, I love good ol' Amber Valletta. Remember MTV's House of Style? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't she's the only model out there who's got the longest screen time in a movie??? (Hitch). Don't count the movie "Unzipped" where Linda Evangelista bitched about not getting high heels -- the only film I could think of with a REAL model in it are the ones with 10-second cameos of Shalom Harlow. Hmmm... there's another movie I think, the one with Kate Hudson/Raising Helen? No, wait... Inngggggaaa... hahahhaa she's not a real model. No? I don't know. LOL.

I think Angela Lindvall made a film at one point but I haven't seen it yet.

God I need to start reading American Vogue once more. Or watch a lot of movies. Man, it's like 1998 all over again.

BTW, the city of San Francisco should fucking hire my gal Kimberly as their new Tourism Board Director.

Or something.

Bitch did her best in persuading me to visit the best city in America where everyone is a fag and a half.

In her own words: "I've gotten all of my friends hooked on your site. The whole Louis Vuitton San Francisco office is mad for you. We finally just got a Goyard store here this year. And a new Bloomingdales a few weeks ago with this psychedelic rainbow lights & glitter Louis Vuitton Boutique inside it. You should move here. San Francisco has the hottest Mayor in America too who's rich, single, and parties."

She even shared a little cocktail recipe I gotta try at home sometime.

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Bacuzzi

Go to the damn cake supply store and get some Barbie-type dolls that are supposed to be in a cake (you make the cake their skirt usually I hear). They have no legs - just a small stick where the legs would be. Get all the colors of ladies you like. Don't be a fucking racist, even though there were certainly not any asian ones at my cake store, all the doll ladies need love.

Fill a martini glass with Bacardi white rum, (I hate rum, but will do it for the cause of the drink), Chambord (black raspberry liquer in a bottle that looks like a crown), and some champagne for the bubbles.

Stick a maraschino cherry or 2 or 3 on the stick part of your lady and pop her into the glass with arms resting on the glass - like she's in a jacuzzi....get it? A pink bubbly jacuzzi. Hot fun with topless dolls and gets you drunk as a skunk. Cheers. (see attached pic. the other is a hot one of me.) Word.

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Kimmmie I'd LOOOOOOVE to visit SFO one day. I promise I will. I hope Mayor Gavin is still there cause I want him to personally host a dirty gang bang upon my arrival. I'll reply to your email in a bit.

Big shout out to the wonderful folks at Louis Vuitton San Francisco. PLEASE SEND ME FREE BAGS, FREE CLOTHES, FREE BELTS, FREE SHOES, FREE BRACELETS, FREE SCARVES, FREE GLOVES, FREE HATS, FREE WALLETS AND FREE IPOD HOLDERS.

once more...

FREE BAGS, FREE CLOTHES, FREE BELTS, FREE SHOES, FREE BRACELETS, FREE SCARVES, FREE GLOVES, FREE HATS, FREE WALLETS AND FREE IPOD HOLDERS.

*grin*

Failing that, send me a photo of all the staff with my pose or holding an "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign. Hahahaha!

Oh and I want DISCOUNTS too. hahaha. Like that's gonna happen.

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NEWSFLASH: OMG OMG OMG OMG I WAS JUST CHECKING MY HOROSCOPES AND BOY YOU ARE SOOO NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT. My god, I love this eAstrolog.com website. Their horoscopes are too damn accurate. Click here if you're Aries.

Today's Horoscope...

Bryanboy says: 1) I decided he's really an ignorant, insensitive and immature twat (am i sure i'm not referring to myself?) and it's best for me to pretend we've never met a long time ago. It's best that I just erase him from the rest of my life. It's hard but I will manage.

2) WHO IS THAT CLOSE PERSON AND WHAT IS THAT GIFT? I WANT THAT FUCKING GIFT! GIVE ME THAT GIFT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

3) A friend *DID* invite me for her grandfather's birthday party -- it's a formal dinner but I won't be able to make it because I'm not feeling well.

2 out of 3. Not bad eh?

Here's my horoscope for tomorrow, Sunday.

Bryanboy says: 1) I should start taking up figure skating because there's a chance of me becoming a star figure skater?

2) I will do my best to **REMAIN** modest.

3) Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check. Yes, I know that already so piss off.

I am not kidding at all. Click here to view tomorrow's horoscope (Aries).

(You know your life is a complete joke when horoscope websites tell you that you're fat.)

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Christopher Renstrom does the horoscope for San Francisco Chronicle.

Here's today's horoscope, October 21, 2006 for Aries...

Bryanboy says: THAT IS SOOO FUCKING TRUE. How much do I want to play with fire? Not that much. I already did nd got both of my feet burned. I've already started the healing and recovery process and I expect to be in full form in the next couple of weeks.

Sooooooo

do you believe in horoscopes? i know I do.

I STILL WANT THAT GIFT THOUGH. WHO IS THAT PERSON CLOSE TO ME AND WHAT IS THAT GIFT? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

(please tell me it's not one of my former fuck buddies and i now have the gift that keeps on giving.)

i'm kidding!!!!!! haha

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I'm gonna try to take a nap. I was supposed to go ice skating today (and to my friend's grandpa's birthday/formal dinner) but I don't feel good. Well, I have a slight fever, I have nothing to wear, my hair is a mess (yes, I accepted the fact that I look like a fucking bull dyke with my new hair cause they cut it tooo damn short and I didn't even bat an eyelash) and ugh, the universe is just not cooperating with me today.

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

Baboosh_3