Breaking News: BEVERLY HILLS PEOPLE I NEED YOU

Written By bryanboy

Breaking News: BEVERLY HILLS PEOPLE I NEED YOU

100306_blondSomebody from Beverly Hills one-three-one-zero sent me a text message earlier saying I got nominated as "Most Loved and Popular Gay Guy" next to Randy Harrison of Queer as Folk at some magazine… obviously I wasn’t **THE** MOST LOVED AND POPULAR GAY GUY but whatever. What the heck, I shouldn’t be complainin… 2nd best is just as good when you’ve got this faggot as competition. Hahaha!

Edit: 8:34PM: here’s a smaller version of his photo. I’m too selfish to give tis guy some website real estate today.

I know why he won — clearly he’s thinner than me and I’m fat. I’m kidding!

I NEED YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO OF THAT MAGAZINE OR HECK, SCAN IT AND EMAIL IT TO ME. bryanboy@gmail.com and carbon copy it to bryan@bryanboy.com.

That person told me he’ll send it but my inbox is still empty. It’s late over there. I offered him sexual favours in return but he said he’s still a virgin — I think the phrase ‘Los Angeles’ speaks for itself. Bring me the head of an LA virgin and I’ll give you the pope’s red croc Pradas in return.

I NEED THAT SCAN FOR GOD’S (AND MY SANITY’S) SAKE…. I NEED TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE!!!!!

Baboosh_3

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9 Comments

  1. I think you’re skinnier causeRandy has this cute bubble butt while your’s mister is flat

  2. uhmmm…what magazine is it? I’m going to Beverly Hills area later this afternoon to watch that gay Filipino movie, “The blossoming of maximo oliveros”, maybe I can pick it up.

  3. boybeater

    BB, check out the October 2006 issue of Metro Magazine. They have this blind item entitled Meet Manila’s greatest storyteller on page 33.
    Could they be referring to you?

  4. Honey, if you can tell me what mag it is, I can get it ok? Even though in live in the lowly Hollywood three-two-three. I am going to the newsstand tomorrow so comment on my blog if u know the name and I’ll pick it up.
    PS. 310 could also mean the dreaded West Side, it’s not just BH. That person could very well be from Culver City.

  5. i’ll be in rodeo drive tomorrow to visit prada so tell me what the hell am i supposed to look for. Im going back to manila on the 24th, i can even drop off the mag for ya.

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