Breaking News: BEVERLY HILLS PEOPLE I NEED YOU
Somebody from Beverly Hills one-three-one-zero sent me a text message earlier saying I got nominated as "Most Loved and Popular Gay Guy" next to Randy Harrison of Queer as Folk at some magazine… obviously I wasn’t **THE** MOST LOVED AND POPULAR GAY GUY but whatever. What the heck, I shouldn’t be complainin… 2nd best is just as good when you’ve got this faggot as competition. Hahaha!
Edit: 8:34PM: here’s a smaller version of his photo. I’m too selfish to give tis guy some website real estate today.
I know why he won — clearly he’s thinner than me and I’m fat. I’m kidding!
That person told me he’ll send it but my inbox is still empty. It’s late over there. I offered him sexual favours in return but he said he’s still a virgin — I think the phrase ‘Los Angeles’ speaks for itself. Bring me the head of an LA virgin and I’ll give you the pope’s red croc Pradas in return.
I NEED THAT SCAN FOR GOD’S (AND MY SANITY’S) SAKE…. I NEED TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE!!!!!