What’s Inside Your Handbag?
Hey maggots… I’ve been updating my neglected child, InsideMyBag over the past few days. I thought I’d shamelessly promote my little baby on this blog.
Believe it or not, your handbag can tell a lot about you. It offers a peek to one’s identity, their lifestyle, their personality and their personal taste.
Photo credit: America’s Next Top Mess
Have you ever wondered what’s inside someone’s bag? Inside each and every bag lies a treasure trove of all sorts: designer wallets, expensive make up, jewelry, trinkets, the latest cellphones and gadgets. Some bags even hide prima facie evidence of one’s sins: chocolate or candy wrappers, tissue stained with all forms of bodily excretion, illegal substances and weapons of mass destruction.
Visit http://www.insidemybag.com today!
Submissions wanted: please, please feel free to take photos of your bag guts and email them to: firstname.lastname@example.org. It doesn’t matter whether your handbag came from Goyard or Valextra, H&M or Topshop. Just take a photo god dammit! Oh and if you have a website or a blog, I’d appreciate if you promote my little baby to the rest of the world. From now on, I promise I’ll update that website EVERY DAY unless I catch some STD like crabs or herpes.
Speaking of STDs, I’ll suck your cock for free if you DIGG *this piece*… if you’re female, I’ll give you a Hello Kitty vibrator for the favour.
I have a photo shoot to attend this afternoon and I promise I’ll update when I get back.
I love you all! Email me and tell me you love me: email@example.com.