I have a secret to share.
Remember how I bought that appetite supressant last week? Well, I’ve been taking those pills religiously for the past 5 days (Reductil 15 mg x 1 pill a day helps my appetite go away) and so far, I’m doing good. Here’s what my typical meal looks like.
I have an eating disorder. I’m kidding!
I’m not anorexic. Not yet. I wish I had the guts to avoid food altogether but I love eating so much. We’ll get there though, sooner or later. I did, however, made the decision several days ago that I’ll go on a 500-calorie MAX per day diet. I’ll try it out for a month and see what happens.
I’ve been skipping all my meals the past 5 days. I no longer go to the kitchen at 3AM to devour 2 extra large Hungarian sausages as my "midnight snack". I don’t eat rice anymore, I don’t eat bread anymore and I certainly don’t eat potatoes or pasta anymore. I also threw away all traces of junk food in my room.
Here’s what I’ve been living off the past few days.
Breakfast: 1 glass (200 ml) of fresh, homogenized, low-fat milk. There’s about 94 calories per glass.
Lunch *and* Dinner: One (1)
Dolce Dole diced peach cup. There’s 80 calories per cup. I’m surprised they’re actually delicious. Ok fine, at first I thought they taste like any random pundit’s hairy scrotum lathered in sugary cough syrup but I got used to the taste but on my 3rd cup and made the conclusion that they’re nice!
Perhaps guys’ scrotums are like caviar… acquired taste and all that bullcrap?
So yeah… 1 glass of milk and 2 peach fruit cups EVERY DAY. As for liquids, I drink lots and lots of water, diet coke, excuse me, coke light and brewed coffee throughout the day.
What I learned over the past few days is that hunger is only a state of mind. It’s our brain that tells us we’re hungry, not our stomachs. I used to think "hmmm I’m hungry AGAIN therefore I MUST eat" all the time. Not anymore. Whenever I get that weird "I’m hungry" thought in my head, I relax, breathe, light a cigarette, tell myself "you’re not hungry" a few times and count 1 to whatever and then my hunger goes away.
There will always be temptation (and evil people who want to see us fat) like our maids and all my family members telling me it’s time to eat but I’m conditioning my body and my mind not to give in. For instance, they had this fish and vegetables thing cooked in coconut milk and them seafood tom yum the other day. Normally join them for dinner, fill my plate with so much food enough to feed the entire African continent and finish it all as if it were my last meal on earth… I managed to control myself and had a little "taste test" instead — a few sips of soup, 2 mussels, 2 or 3 tiny clams, a teeny little prawn and 1 scallop. I also had a super small slice of the fish about the size of a 1 euro coin. You know, just a tiny morsel. The key is to "taste" a little bit of everything then leave the table as fast as you can. I was done in less than 5 minutes.
I don’t think anyone can avoid eating THAT quickly so it’s best to do it slowly but surely. BTW, let me say that it’s absolutely dangerous if you COMPLETELY stay away from food. You can’t just STOP eating. You’re gonna die!
Small snacks here and there (NOT excessively, maybe just once or twice a day) are good, too. No, NOT pizza, burgers, noodles, etc. I’m talking about healthy food like fruit and vegetables. Yesterday I had a hard-boiled egg (76 calories) as a snack whereas today, I had a fruit called sugar apple (atis). I think I’ll indulge in carrot sticks tomorrow.
That’s about it really. Oh… and EXERCISE!
I’m gonna try to jog again first thing tomorrow morning. I gave this jogging thing a shot last week for about 10-15 minutes but I stopped cause I thought I was gonna faint. I’m not the type of person who gives up too easily.
I’m also doing 10 situps every day. It’s crazy but I have to do it.
Before any of you start banging at me, here are photos of my GROSS tummy. I’ll take photos every once in a while to update you about my progress.
REMEMBER KIDS: DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME! WHAT WORKS FOR ME DOESN’T NECESSARILY MEAN IT’S GONNA WORK FOR YOU.
So there you have it.. there’s my secret. I hope this whole thing works to my favour. I just wanna lose some weight. 10-15 pounds. That’s all I’m asking for. I don’t wanna be a size 4 anymore. I wanna go back to my old size, which is size ZERO! I almost cried when I saw a photo of Kate Bosworth last week. She’s soo fucking beautiful.
I’m sick in the head, I know. But I fucking love it. Here’s a REVERSE-TRIGGER that you may want to use…
I mean come on, let’s be real. You don’t want to be anorexic. It’s a serious disease. Do you really want to end up looking like this?
PICTIONARY GALORE (PART 2)
Thank you so much for all the comments and emails you left me telling me I look nice in my recent pics. Here are several more pictures for you to look at. I think I’ll dedicate this bunch to members of the International Eunice Fan Club. YES MOTHER FUCKERS EVEN THE OH SO FABULOUS EUNICE got her own fan club…. in the UK!!!! It’s crazy! A bunch of British faggots (YES, I MEANT GAY PEOPLE) started it. LOL.
Photo credit: http://www.gaymosexual.co.uk
See what I mean? LOL. Enjoy gawking at these photos…
On other news, I finally transferred to another webhost. There’s a god afterall. I’m now with a company called BlueHost. Customer service and technical support staff are available 24 hours a day OVER THE PHONE which is extremely rare with web hosting companies these days. So far, so good and I’m happy with them unlike with my previous webhost provider, MidPhase. Ugh. I’m soo glad I closed my account with them.
Coming up next, Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax. Stay tuned. I’m gonna buy a few things from Bluefly. I’ve got a shopping itch!
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PPSSS. I’m gonna update my little child, Inside My Bag in an hour or two. Be sure to check it out and email me photos of what’s inside your handbag!