It’s Déjà Vu all over again!

I just love Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. aka Perez Hilton. What happened to him recently smells like what happened to me earlier this year. The difference is, he’s got balls and I don’t; his was deliberate and mine was one heck of an embarassing accident.

Say Cheeeeeezzzzzeeeee

Photo credit: Perez Hilton

To quote Perez:

"Get over yourself, Mary!

Get a sense of humor and stop taking yourself so seriously.

We don’t wish harm upon anyone, maybe with the exception of Fidel Castro.

Next time you see us Metcalfe, just save yourself the humiliation and don’t even bother coming to say hello. Or, be real "macho" and try to get us kicked out of the club or party!

However, if you do want to speak to us again, please brush your teeth and rinse your mouth next time, Jesse. The smell of shit emanating from your face was just so nauseating."

I love this guy!

Perez, that is, NOT Jesse!

Besides, for all you know, this could be one big publicity/PR stunt. Maybe, just maybe, Jesse’s people got some sort of a deal with Perez just to get more publicity. Who the hell knows. Whatever.

Photo credit: Perez Hilton


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PPSS. Hahaha! I swear to fucking god, people, in general, should really stop taking everything they read online seriously. God knows how many hate mails I got yesterday after my Filipinos blog entry… it’s all friggin hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.