Who needs love when half of the world loves me?

Written By bryanboy

Who needs love when half of the world loves me?

It’s 12:28AM and I’m too knackered to blog. I had back-to-back meetings yesterday and I have another meeting tomorrow… I mean today… in about 10 hours. I’m gonna get some serious shuteye and then I’ll update my blog. Sorry bitches but my vagina is temporarily under renovation.

Who needs your love when half of the world loves me? Last time I’ve checked, you’re a NOBODY. Why become a big fish in such a small pond when you can be a pregnant sperm whale smacked right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

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Guilty as charged! Now you know why I am soo fucking fat… All I do is stuff my face full with sausages.

If you’re anorexic and you know it clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you’re an attention whore like me you clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you have many people "loving you", many people senidng pics, if you have fans and you love them too you clap your hands. *clap clap*

More ludicrous nonsense first thing tomorrow morning when I wake up.

7 Comments

  1. Nardalicious

    Byan, I’m very concerned.
    I gravitated to you because your writing sometime ago was unique, it kicked without being a kickerbacker, it invented and reinvented without eating itself.
    Have you changed?

  2. Nardalicious

    “If you’re anorexic and you know it clap your hands. *clap clap*
    If you’re an attention whore like me you clap your hands. *clap clap*
    If you have many people “loving you”, many people senidng pics, if you have fans and you love them too you clap your hands. *clap clap*”
    I don’t think you read that enough before you let that out.
    I’m really diasppointed that from form with substance you went to just form.
    It’s not too late, go do something, OK girl?

  3. sweetie, i WANT that black i love bryanboy shirt! please i want it fitted. how much is it?
    cheers

  4. I know what can fit between those lovely lips of yours. Better than sausage!

  5. lol! you should record that song. So funny :)
    lots of love love you bryanboy !

  6. haha, nardalicious, easy up on the girl. his uniqueness was always about not caring what conventions he wasn’t meeting, about being flamboyantly and celebratorily self-absorbed, about freely thumbing his nose at “substance” of any sort.
    let the lady be, ok? once he starts writing to a critical audience, the very insouciance that makes him special will be oppressed and lost.

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