Comedy Central: Today's Obligatory Paparazzi Shot and *GAWKERS.COM*

Written By bryanboy

Today’s Obligatory Paparazzi Shot(s)

This time it’s furr reeeelll. It’s carpets! It’s madness! It’s carpets madness! It’s carpet madeness at Carpet Madness!

I went to the museum early yesterday afternoon and for some strange reason, the paparazzi found out I was there so off they went to snap pictures and videos of me. This is ridiculous. I neeeeed my personal space! I need to live my day to day life… how can I camwhore when there’s people following me? My gawwwwwd, it’s soo hard being me!!!! I get followed everywhere I go. It’s like, oh. my. god. Thank the good lord almighty because the ever so lovable Miss Eunice was there to take pictures of what I have to deal with most of the time. HAHAHAHHAHHA.


More after the jump…

I’m a complete loss of words and I can’t be bothered to write so let’s play a good ol’ game of pictionary instead. Hahaha!

Is this familiar?


"Stop! Stop it! Go away! Noooooooooo!!"




Both my thighs and my ass looks huge on this photo. I really need to lose 20 pounds! Hello elephant!


Ok. I hate this photo too. There are too many logos on what I’m wearing. I’m telling you, it’s sooo fucking hard going logo-free!!! I should’ve used a different belt I think. But whatever, right? At least I look thin and that’s the most important thing!


I see you baby… shakin’ that ass… shakin’ that ass! I see you baby… shakin’ that ass!


Peace out, bitches!


Last but not the least, sent a shitload of gawkers yesterday afternoon. ME LOVEY LOVEY!



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PPSS. Many thanks to the staff of GMA-7 for making this happen. I love, love, love you all! Arnel Ignacio I know you’re reading this and I know you fucking love me. Get off that ass and email me an "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign! Hahaha!


  1. cant believe those ppl like really stared at you like that!!! :P so rude!! anyway…love the blue ribbon ^_^ it matches your belt!!

  2. ey, gorgeous…what GMA-7 show will you be on?…and when?=) i bet it’s going to be fun fun fun!!

  3. Hahaha REALLY looks like the guy in the 5th picture is groping you! Cute boots, you’re the shit.

  4. lisalisa

    i love u bryanboy, you are absolutly fabulust, NEways i wanted to ask if u buy women’s clothes only or what, just curious is all, oh and btw love the boots

  5. maricris

    Why don’t you tell us what you’re ewearing anymore? You used to put descriptions under your pics! Bring that back please!

  6. Love it! Your boots are AMAZING! Gotta love ’em!
    >3 bryan!!!!
    PS: post more videos of you please, faggotry in motion #5 #6 #7 #8 …….PLEASE! You talk so cool and you’re sooooo gay, which is fine! Love you! love you !love you!

  7. PS: post more videos of you please, faggotry in motion #5 #6 #7 #8 …….PLEASE! You talk so cool and you’re sooooo gay, which is fine! Love you! love you !love you!

  8. How can you stand wearing boots in Manila?? Its too fucking hot — oh — I forgot you’re a trying hard biatch! Haha!

  9. bebehkoh

    love your boots so much..and ur pics…stay lovely darlin’…hahahahha

  10. by the way….i saw you at mel and joey yesterday….you look the same on tv and pixes, i thought you we’re that…uhm!! who was that INDAY BADIDAY grandson? i mean grandgay???

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