FENDI: STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!

Written By bryanboy

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE AS I’M TYPING THIS ENTRY.

SOMEONE HAND ME THE DEFIBRILLATOR!

THAT’S IT. I OFFICIALLY MADE MY MARK IN FASHION. THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT FENDI LOVES BRYANBOY. 2006 IS THE INTERNATONAL YEAR OF BRYANBOY & FENDI.

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REMEMBER MY BLOG ENTRY BACK ON MAY? FIRST IT WAS THEIR SPRING/SUMMER 2006 AD CAMPAIGN WITH MY POSE… and NOW THIS.

More Fendi Love after the jump…

I’m at a complete loss of words.

I’m going to research the mailing addresses and fax numbers of Karl Lagerfeld, Angela Lindvall’s modelling agency and Fendi’s press office and officially send them a thank you note.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PAY YOUR PROPER RESPECTS TO FENDI AND ME.


Bryanboy + Fendi (04/23/06)

More pictures from April 23, 2006….

This one is from May 13, 2006… FENDI + Chanel GALORE! Karl is amazing!

REMEMBER…. THE INFAMOUS BRYANBOY POSE STARTED JULY 23, 2005!!!!!!!!!

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If you excuse me, I’m gonna look around online and research what new Fendi B bag I should buy this season. This tremendous moment calls for a FUCKING CELEBRATION!

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PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. By the way Fendi, these four girls who are now in Shanghai (three Singaporeans and one Swiss/half Filipino says HI and you should send me a new Fendi B bag. Afterall, B stands for Bryanboy and B-Bag means "Bryanboy bag.")

32 Comments

  1. Charlotta

    Bitch when will we see YOU on a Fendi billboard? That ho with the bad fringe can immitate the Bryanboy pose, but it will NEVER be copied. <3

  2. Princess Annie Whatever

    HAHHHA OMFG thats great!
    maybe you should try to sue them?

  3. You’re officially the bitch who’s something in fashion! that’s something, bitch!

  4. >_< I think i might be a bit annoyed if Fendi were copying my official pose and not crediting it's originator, but hey, the pose is awesome. <3

  5. binelli

    but isn’t the infamous bryanboy pose inspired by the jessica simpson paparazzi pose?

  6. You go girl!!!
    Spread the love and the fashion. This offically makes you a fashion icon.
    Loves it Bryanboy.

  7. you do realise that at no point was any credit given to you for that pose. :)

  8. ronaldbrian

    wow. okay, do the stickers as originally planned AND the whole world will never forget your fendi coup. i don’t think you can patent that pose, anyway. pretty soon you’ll be more famous than gloria macapagal arroyo. (But you won’t be able to outdo imelda marcos, that’s for sure.) you’ve outdone pitoy moreno in putting this “third world cesspool”–as you put it–into the world fashion map. so, on with the stickers!

  9. Fendi Loves Bryanboy

    Back in May we reported that Fendi co-opted Queerty pal Bryanboy’s signature bag pose for one of their purse advertisements. Now they’ve done it again, proving that he really is a trendsetter. If you haven’t checked out his blog,…

  10. oompaloompa

    Hmmm, the Fendi B-Bag never developed a cult buzz/following. It might be a bad idea to associate yourself with it. People might say you jinxed it.

  11. Ever thought of writing them a letter and a link to this shrine?
    I found some more Fendi print ads with THE pose on some Australian Vogue.

  12. river21

    is it really from you?! nah, i dont think so..
    it is just a coincindence, and you’re just stucking yourself from the popularity, coz simply because you’ll never be famous..
    or should i say, are you famous?!

  13. astigiiiin!!!
    astig ka talaga bryanboy!!!
    mabuhay ang pinoy!!
    they’re nothing, but a second rate, trying hard…COPYCAT!!!

  14. hey!! how do i send fan mail to Bryan before he gets too famous to read it? anyone know the address?

  15. Daniel D

    Hey…where can i sign up for your free stickers…i wanna keep the tradition of spreading the love around here in Australia!! Oh…thanks 4 posting up my pic. Love ya bitch!! haha.

  16. just so you know, karl DOES NOT design the accessories for fendi. someone else does. he only designs the clothing.

  17. btw its been a long time since i am itching to tell this but have always forgotten…
    check the url i’ve provided
    this blockmate of mine reminds me of you… its just that for me I think he’s cute see

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