NOTE TO SINGAPOREANS

Written By bryanboy

NOTE TO SINGAPOREANS

***STOP THE PRESS! STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!***

Oh my god I wanna cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am no longer offering free stickers to anyone who lives in Singapore. I guess I underestimated you all. I really didn’t know I was THAT popular over there!

In a span of less than 4 hours, I received a staggering 182 free sticker requests (as of current count) from Singaporeans. I know I have a shitload of readers over there but I didn’t know a lot of you people would bite my offer. Hahahaha!

Effective immediately, I’m only gonna send FREE stickers to people who live OUTSIDE the Philippines and Singapore. I wanted to create some sort of ‘balance’ amongst countries, you know, maybe 50 packets to Singapore, 500 packets to the USA, 400 packets to Canada, 250 packets to the UK, etc.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUCKIN DIVERSITY? HAHAHAHA!1

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THOUGH THAT I CAN ONLY ALLOCATE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF STICKERS TO PEOPLE IN SINGAPORE. I WANT TO SPREAD MY FAGGOTRY TO OTHER COUNRIES TOO!

Don’t worry though… I will still send the free sticker packets to those 182 lucky (or should I say *VERY LUCKY*) Singaporeans who made the cut.

I HATE YOU! NOT EVEN A SINGLE ONE OF YOU DONATED TO MY SITE. Fucking cheapskates! *I’m kidding!!!!*


Edit: August 6, 2006 at 04.39PM
Attention Singaporeans:

Do you want my stickers?

For a short period of time, you can buy a pack of three (3) SUPER
LIMITED EDITION stickers for only US$8.49 (which is
approximately 13.35 Singaporean dollars) at Amazon.com, shipping
and handling included. Please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery.


What’s S$13.35 to you? Pizza Hut Singapore charges S$25.90 for their
Cheesy Delight Meal.

My stickers are better than pizza, soup and pepsi. Afterall, my stickers
are calorie and fat-free!!!!!! You won’t get fat from eating my stickers!

>> Click here to proceed

Questions? Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

I REAAAAALLLLY LOVE SINGAPOREANS!

IN FACT, I LOVE YOU ALL MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.

SWEDISH PEOPLE INCLUDED.

(OK, LET’S NOT EVEN GO THERE)

I’m telling you, these stickers are sooo hot (it’s quite obvious that everyone wants them) and I won’t repeat these stickers (at least in this style) ever again!

BTW, if you have a blog and if you’re from Singapore, please feel free to spread the word about me. Hahaha!

Tell me you love me.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

17 Comments

  1. click, watch:
    “Keep It Gay”
    The Producers recording
    (Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick)

  2. stickers for malaysian.. we’re pretty brown looking also, so i tink its oni right we hav a share.. haha

  3. i think i am one of the 182!!!! cos i did sign up in those four hours most def!!
    and yesh have been spreading word of u thru my blog.maybe thats why the 182!!! hahaha..
    we singaporeans love you too byran!!! obviously ;)

  4. Heyy bryanboy!! Great kickass idea! Can I get one?? Im from the US!

  5. my dear bryanboy i’m a singaporean and a high school teacher. i only got to know your website after seeing my students doing the ‘bryanboy pose’ with their schoolbags, pencil-cases, gym bags etc in class. i thought there was some revolution going on until my students told me that it’s the classic bryanboy pose that they emulate.
    last week, i collected their journals and almost 1/3 of them sign off with ‘baboosh!’ and i realised it’s your trademark too.
    i am both amused and worried. i wonder if you can write an entry for my students to inform them that baboosh is not the way to sign off in English examinations? otherwise, i enjoy your website a lot too and it certainly serves as a good teaching aid on ‘Asserting Self-Identity and Celebrating Diversity’ for my coming Civic and Moral Ed. class! :)

  6. last week, i collected their journals and almost 1/3 of them sign off with ‘baboosh!’
    LMAO

  7. hey, singaporean here! ahah, even teachers love reading your site! it’s amazing and refreshingly funny! keep the faggotry alive!!

  8. Hey Bryan, I live in Dallas Texas (USA) & I would kill for a sticker!!!!!!!

  9. you better come to singapore as soon as possible bryan darlin’ better alright?!
    SG ROCKS
    FAGS ROCK TOO!

  10. woah a lot of teachers reading your website bryan..
    confession time..
    i’m a primary school teacher!!!
    hahaha..thats another one more singaporean teacher added to your list.

  11. sapphire

    DAMN IM NEW HERE
    CURSE the internet for being slow
    hey i didnt know such faggotry exist
    damn gurl
    you make me awed!!!
    keep the fagottry alive
    a big shout out freom your fan here in L.P. philippines

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