NOTE TO SINGAPOREANS
***STOP THE PRESS! STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!***
Oh my god I wanna cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am no longer offering free stickers to anyone who lives in Singapore. I guess I underestimated you all. I really didn’t know I was THAT popular over there!
In a span of less than 4 hours, I received a staggering 182 free sticker requests (as of current count) from Singaporeans. I know I have a shitload of readers over there but I didn’t know a lot of you people would bite my offer. Hahahaha!
Effective immediately, I’m only gonna send FREE stickers to people who live OUTSIDE the Philippines and Singapore. I wanted to create some sort of ‘balance’ amongst countries, you know, maybe 50 packets to Singapore, 500 packets to the USA, 400 packets to Canada, 250 packets to the UK, etc.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUCKIN DIVERSITY? HAHAHAHA!1
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THOUGH THAT I CAN ONLY ALLOCATE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF STICKERS TO PEOPLE IN SINGAPORE. I WANT TO SPREAD MY FAGGOTRY TO OTHER COUNRIES TOO!
Don’t worry though… I will still send the free sticker packets to those 182 lucky (or should I say *VERY LUCKY*) Singaporeans who made the cut.
I HATE YOU! NOT EVEN A SINGLE ONE OF YOU DONATED TO MY SITE. Fucking cheapskates! *I’m kidding!!!!*
My stickers are better than pizza, soup and pepsi. Afterall, my stickers
Questions? Email email@example.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
I love you all!
I REAAAAALLLLY LOVE SINGAPOREANS!
IN FACT, I LOVE YOU ALL MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.
SWEDISH PEOPLE INCLUDED.
(OK, LET’S NOT EVEN GO THERE)
I’m telling you, these stickers are sooo hot (it’s quite obvious that everyone wants them) and I won’t repeat these stickers (at least in this style) ever again!
BTW, if you have a blog and if you’re from Singapore, please feel free to spread the word about me. Hahaha!
Tell me you love me.