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  1. Hey BRB, how much did she pay you for advertising in your site? Coz you really devoted a lot of space for her!
    Hahahahahah!Good for you coz it’s shitload of money coming from your advertisement. You’re so clever BRB that’s why we adore you! But, she’s unknown and unfamous! But who cares? What’s important is money, money, money coming from your advertisers!
    BRB, did I make your day? Hahaha!

  2. Really… BB is now moonlighting / ghostwriting ad copy… who else would write “Since arriving in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives aka Las Islas Filipinas…” It beats workin the streets!

  3. gosh mah dear branboy, how much did ya get for advertising that? haha. oh well peeps, just take it that bryanboy is raising money for that huge amount of money he’s spending on the BB stickers for us! =) and oh, why does this girl, outta nowhere neeeds advertising btw..?! LMAO.

  4. i love aless tinio and the dorques! their brand of music isn’t so popular with the filipino majority. but then, that’s one reason why i love it so much! haha! is she your friend? (du-uh.. need i ask?)
    ciao!

  5. ronaldbrian

    yeah, i’ll have to agree with most of your “commentators.” the first sentence of your post sounds sooooooo hackwork! what’s up, bryanboy? it’s so obsequious to your subject it makes me nauseaus. i miss your narcissistic, megalomaniac, solipsistic self! that’s the reason why we read you. there should be no other celebrity on your site but YOU. pretty soon you’ll be endorsing politicians and showbiz wannabes next if you don’t stop now so quit it.

  6. titinio

    what local rock circle does she hang out with? i know a lot of rock musicians but they DONT know her. pure bull. and she’s a DJ? I know a lot of DJ’s and they DONT know her too. She just looks like one of the girls in embassy.

  7. oompaloompa

    You forgot to mention that Zen, where she does her “regular gig” is owned by her family. So as far as her DJ’ing/rock career, her biggest break was when she was born. You gotta love how merit is rewarded in the Philippines – through nepotism. Or ass-kissing (Yoyo Tan, anyone?)

  8. who is she?! she acts as if living in england for 4 years makes her better than everyone else here in manila, and her mission is to expose filipinos to her idea of “culture”! puhleazze. she looks like kerokerokeroppi.

  9. yehey…I managed to weasle my way onto your site despite the firewall! Anyhow Bry…wtf is with this verbal diarrheoa? We need to talk!

  10. hey bryan…
    You are such a nice person and I really enjoy your company!!!
    Hope we can chillout again with Thons and Nino,,right Bryan???hehe
    MISS YOU SO MUCH BRYAN!!
    SEE yAH!!

  11. Thanks for the amazing write up bryan darling, all you sorry ass muthafucking haters can kiss my ass!!! You wanna know my rock cred ask my boyfriend mong alcaraz, thats right sandwich and chicosci and he’ll back me up, its your kinda lame ass thinking that keeps this place so stuck in the 1980’s, if you cant deal with one person doing well your life’s gotta suck!!!!!!!! Kiss my ass i love bryanboy and if you wanna know the dorques play saguijo this wed Aug 30, suck on that you cumchuggin bitches, oh and if you think i and my band suck, why dont you as raimund marasigan if he likes us? haha you peons who got bad things to say best be getting a life, and yes I used to work at Selfridges, benefit cosmetics baby, for those that had nice things to say cheers for respecting that I do my own thing, youre the people I wanna meet in this small town xxx Aless Teeny-ho

  12. Mind my language, I do apologize for the harsh words anyways I just wanted to make one thing perfectly clear other than I love Bryanboy because being fabulous in this country takes absolute chops… but I do happen to think Kerokeropi is adorable=) And honestly I dont swear that much, Im just not used to people hating on me but hey… Haha like the article says, im a punk rocker at heart, all about the clash 1977, but my buttons were pushed, think the sex pistols on the bill grundy show… You dirty fuckin rotter… Anyways nevermind the bollocks, and my apparent verbal diahrroea… Carry on kiddie winkles Sorry for the hostility… You try being compared to a frog and being told youre a fraud then bitin your tongue, im a 21 year old punk… Haha, ah cou-na bloody help masewfl

  13. haha. oh my effin goodness. i can’t help but laugh on the comments about ms. tinio. i think she’s talented though… but i can i just say this? i pity her boyfriend. tsk tsk. :(

  14. aless girl, dont mind ‘em, insecure motha fuckin biatches! they cant take it that sum girl is so fabulous, a rockstar, a manager and a fashionista all rolled into one…while they stay with their mommas askin for dough so they can hang out at sum cool bar and hook up with guys… get a life and stop criticizing other peeps’ lives! rockenroll this wed, cant wait to see ya’ll play again! ima go ther with sum friends who are absolutely dyin to see and hear ya sing nd oh, learn d dorquey dance! miss d dorques!

  15. Mayor McDickcheese

    gawd. another pseudo celeb. we dont need another one of these. and a FUGLY one at that.

  16. Are your bandmates aware of your behavior? Because if they don’t, they’re in for a sad surprise. Who wants to be bandmates with a self-absorbed, “punk rock chick” who talks with a faux British accent. And here’s a little secret: PRO-LIFE, bitch. Get it? You shouldn’t have. It’s sad that you need to be verified by acclaimed people in the music industry.. and that you can’t even assert your own so-called musical talent. Boohoo Aless. Your band isn’t even that famous yet, and already you have that air? A bunch of people here who have posted before me don’t even know who you are.. What more for your band? Don’t be so heartless and think of your band’s career.. Not just your own selfish self-centered motivations. The music industry and the fans should be wary of people like you. Is that the training you get at home? Shame, shame. Oh well, punk’s not dead, sweetheart.

  17. warhammer1

    punk band you say? when did any punk musician care about this so called “rock cred”? best dressed 2006? Joey Ramone must be rolling in his grave :P *knocks on wood*

  18. quietriot

    aless is lovely. you people are morons. MORONS!!! i’ll have you know I taught her that accent so dont be dissin it bitches. come back to london my little tiny ho away from ‘cumguzzlers’. haha, i applaud the use of the word cumguzzler whole heartedly. kiss kiss

  19. yeah she worked at selfridges and benefit as what? I salescleck!!! Or you probably got a job as part of your practical training that you are entitled to as an international student. Yeah right, i bet she’s a nobody in england that’s why she needs to go back to the Philippines where the third world citizens can gawk at her “achievements” Puleeez! and enough of that fake british accent!

  20. Oh my Gosh!!! Is it true that this FROGGLYLOODLE is MONG ALCARAZ’s girlfriend?
    i just cant believe it…i pity him sooo much coz the words coming out of this girls?mouth is very garbage!!! Well i just hope Mong’s not after your money,coz hell Alessandra Tinio’s personality is very BASURA!!!

  21. hehehehe

    hahaha! You’re all morons, just because she’s different from you. Promotion is for I-On. If you had half her looks than yes, maybe you would be on here too. Keropi? why, di ba cute yung palakang yon? if people remember there was that whole freaking phase wherein the entire damn sanrio line was marketed as “the shit”, along with that idiot, retard cartoon cousin of Spongebob, Elmo, which seemingly smart and educated kolihyalas like those bashers up there like Sakura, Bozena, feather, lala and whomever else. Your angst is so last decade. Get over it. Unlike our idol, Mr. BB here, it DOES seem that none of you have lives. If that is the case, then my bad, I totally understand. Ms Tinio having lived yes as a salesclerk etc in the UK at least she can withstand comments from people who don’t know how to spell. Your angsty efforts would be better directed into debating about how we’re going to fix the ozone layer above Manila, the slow decline and bastardization (and I too am culprit of this) of our mother tongue, and how the youth can kick so much more ass than those morons that are running the world. Let’s waste space because of that. With you guys getting all revved up because some chick got the lucky card and can pose and preen all over magazines and whatnot, you see it as her fault. It’s not, just like it’s not your fault that you can’t spell. Let the things that need to be given attention be heard. Go BB! GO! I predict a riot. :)

  22. Fuck me! You are the saddest bunch of cunts i have personally ever come across! If bitching is your only past-time, then you really should just hang yourselves now! Do us all a favour.
    I lived with Aless in London and she thankfully wouldn’t give two fucks to your juvenile comments. She has slightly more to fill her days. She is a total darling and the sooner she gets her skinny ass back here the better. That’s why London is the capital of the world and not manila. The people here have lives.
    She also lived with my mate Johnny for a year who has DJ’d at Trash, The world’s greatest club in the world.
    Finally i have one thing to say to you, in the words of Frank Gallagher (SHAMELESS) –
    GET FUCKED!

  23. Fuck me! You are the saddest bunch of cunts i have personally ever come across! If bitching is your only past-time, then you really should just hang yourselves now! Do us all a favour.
    I lived with Aless in London and she thankfully wouldn’t give two fucks to your juvenile comments. She has slightly more to fill her days. She is a total darling and the sooner she gets her skinny ass back here the better. That’s why London is the capital of the world and not manila. The people here have lives.
    She also lived with my mate Johnny for a year who has DJ’d at Trash, The world’s greatest club in the world.
    Finally i have one thing to say to you, in the words of Frank Gallgher (SHAMELESS) –
    GET FUCKED!

  24. She seems well, accomplished to me.
    But wayt! Is she really Mong Alcaraz’s girlfriend? Just asking. =P

  25. christine

    you fucking keropi!leave my mong alcaraz alone!and watch your language you fucking moron!

  26. christine

    she looks lyk a beggar hu was dressed lyk a princess,,,(money cn do!)
    kokak,,,

  27. no..if i’m not mistaken, Mong and Aless are no longer dating each other..=)

  28. Hey hey hey after all this time still people talking crap about me. Id like to thank Lucie Marshall Leanne Adams and everyone else who came to my defense it is much appreciated. Youre all diamonds in my book, now to verify a few things no mong and I are no longer together, we are friends but hes not the best boyfriend in the world and competing with a billion fan girls isnt fun (but hes fair game now, a note to all you groupies ready to drop your panties at the sight of him) but we did love each other very much when we di and it was an amicable split. So fan girls feel free to offer your virginity and have your tits signed. I am very happy and in love with another person who has made my life better. And next, for all of you who keep talking shit (its been a year since this was up, so sad that still people talk shit) you can all say what you want about me and hide behind your computers but i dare you this… Say it to my face you spineless twats. Lets see if you have the balls to do it, and if you do believe me… ILL ‘AVE YA. Much love to all the people who have better things to do than hate, more power to you and I hope to catch you at any of my new bands gigs, now singing for THE VINCE NOIR PROJECT album is out in September. Marshall and Pi-Anne I love you, and yes ill be back in London, miss you. PEACE!

  29. Lost Moon

    Alessandra… keep your head up. It’s so much easier for people to sling mud. Keep your focus and don’t mind the trolls who just hate and spew. What you do takes courage and guts. Never look back, and don’t waste your time with people who do these drive-by internet shootings!

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