Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. This is somewhat an emotional post although to be honest, I have NEVER BEEN HAPPIER in my life. My head has been nagging at me to do one of these things and I thought NOW is the right time to say it.
Hahahaha! How was it possible? I only started my free sticker promotion yesterday and my maid Eunice haven’t even mailed the stickers yet. So far I’ve received 1,341 free sticker packet requests. I figured we’ll send anywhere between 150-300 envelopes each week. This is much harder than what I expect.
Anyway, Howard (www.zombiecoterie.com) is one of my good friends in Londontown and I fedexed him an envelope sometime last week with a fair amount of stickers. He’s a brilliant artist; you should see some of his artwork. I love him dearly. He’s one of my fairy godfathers. (hint hint to one of my fairy godmothers.. I hope you’re reading this too.) At this point, I’m at the crossroads of what it is exactly I want to do with my life. In spite of all the drama in my personal relationships, I’m soo glad and blessed to have people like him who support me dearly and unconditionally.
More after the jump…
It would be nice to have a lot of people to motivate me to do more… people who can inspire me to do better but hey, quality is better than quantity.
People are fascinating. I’ve always wondered why a lot of people have been extremely nice to me in the past. I mean, I try to give everyone I meet the benefit of the doubt. I guess it’s just unfortunate that I learned through the hard way that most people are only nice because they needed something from me.
Photo credit: Howard H.
Surely not everyone who is nice means they have some form of hidden agenda behind them. I’m positive that there are still truly honest people out there who are plain old nice and they’re not expecting anything back. Those people are extremely rare.
Anyway, someone sent me a very heart-warming text message earlier saying "Hey, put it this way. I’m glad to have known you. You have a pure heart." I thought that was very nice and sweet.
I guess I shouldn’t lose faith in myself… and I guess you shouldn’t lose faith in yoursel, too. When one door closes, another two doors open. I thought I lost hope in finding great friendships but I was wrong.
Photo credit: Howard H.
There’s more than 6 billion people in the world. Whether you like it or not, you’re bound to create new friendships and experience new things one way or another.
Now all one has to do is to work harder in cherishing those newfound relationships and not resurrect the same mistakes you did in the past.
I love you all! Email firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
We’re talking about stickers you fool, not clothes or accessories! Hahahaha! I’m not *THAT* generous. Besides, after years of constantly being used by many, many people for all sorts of things, I think I already learned my lesson. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway… so yeah.
I’ve kept my silence recently about those I LOVE BRYANBOY stickers mainly because I’m still working on a plan on how to properly use them to my advantage. I mean, I’ve been handing out stickers to a few folks here and there but a shitload of people are now bombarding me with emails, calls and text messages asking where they can get them.
Now that I’ve crafted a plan, I’m gonna give them out with a bang!
For a limited time, the I LOVE BRYANBOY stickers are gonna be FREE. Yes, you read that right.
F-R-E-E! Under one condition…
You see, I’m on a mission to spread my brown-assed third world faggotry to the rest of the planet. Hello WORLD DOMINATION!
These stickers are free to people who reside OUTSIDE this god-forsaken cesspit of the third world that I love and consider home, namely the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives aka Las Islas Filipinas.
If you live in the Philippines, Singapore, Canada and Australia (as of August 8, 2006 4:43AM) and United States of America (as of August 9, 2006 9:30AM), you WON’T be able to get these stickers for free. Why should Miss Eunice, my favourite lesbian bimbo of a helper/best friend should make the effort to lick the back of Filipiniana philately only to send them within the Philippines? It’s not worth it you know. HAHAHA!
If you’re in the third world and you must get your hands on these stickers, you can get my little sticky sheets at:
Independent Lifestyles Section
2nd Level of Powerplant Mall
Rockwell, Makati City
These stickers cost P50 pesos each. They’re made out of vinyl and they’re guaranteed to last for a long… very long time. Go to Irene’s Closet and make me rich god dammit!
If you live outside the Philippines, these stickers are free for a very LIMITED time. I’m just working on the logistics. Once I have my online store running, I’m gonna sell them for US$5 EACH, postage included.
STOP THE PRESS! STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
Free Sticker Project
Last Updated: August 8, 2005 at 4:49AM Third World Time
Effective immediately, I will no longer offer free packets of stickers to people who reside in the following countries:
I will still send free sticker packets tho those of you out there who submitted your request BEFORE the cut-off period. Anyone who reside in the following countries and signed up for a free packet BEFORE I made this blog entry shall get their free sticker packet.
If you would like to get your hands on my super super limited edition stickers, you may purchase my stickers for a mere US$7.49 plus $1.00 shipping and handling for a total of US$8.49 at Amazon.com. It’s fast, easy and secure. All you need to do is to have your credit card handy. It’s fast, secure and EASY. Anyone who purchased a sticker packet from Amazon.com is eligible to win a 60GB Apple Video iPod.
If you live in the Philippines, you may purchase my stickers for P50 each at Irene’s Closet, Independent Lifestyles Section, Powerplant Mall, Rockwell, Makati City.
If you live in Singapore, Canada or Australia, you may purchase my stickers at Amazon.com for US$8.49, shipping and handling included. Buy these stickers while they’re cheap! I plan on selling them for US$5 each in the near future. Please allow anywhere between 1-2 weeks for delivery.
If you live in countries other than the Philippines, Singapore, Canada or Australia, please click the button below and you’ll be redirected to my free stickers page. Be sure to read terms and conditions before you submit your request.
Just for your reference, I’ve received enough free stickers requests from people in Singapore, Canada and Australia. I don’t wanna deplete my limited sticker stock to people who live in those countries. I’m aiming for diversity so the more places my sticker goes to, the better. I hope you understand the situation I’m coming from.
Oh oh oh oh oh. Before I forget…
I also have this 60GB Apple Video ipod here.
Tell me you want that iPod.
Tell me you’re salivating just by looking at it.
Tell me you want to download a shitload of mp3s and save it on the iPod’s whopping 60 GIGABYTES of storage space.
Tell me you want to download gay porn on the internet, save it on the iPod and share it with all your faggot and fag hag friends while you’re all having lunch.
I’m willing to give this iPod, free of charge, to one lucky Bryanboy.com reader….
more details to follow…
God I sound like a fucking infommercial. Let’s get down to business, shall we?
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