I’M FEELING GENEROUS!

Admit it – we all love freebies and we LOOOOOVE generous people. It’s always nice to have someone out there giving out free stuff. Case in point: Oprah. I remember one episode when she gave out expensive shit like cars and all sorts of other stuff to her audience. I know I’m nowhere near Oprah nor do I ever want to be Oprah but I’m feeling generous these days so I might as well share what I have.

Read more about it after the jump… CALLING ALL FREELOADERS: YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ENTRY BECAUSE I’M GIVING OUT FREE SHIT!

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080606_promoWe’re talking about stickers you fool, not clothes or accessories! Hahahaha! I’m not *THAT* generous. Besides, after years of constantly being used by many, many people for all sorts of things, I think I already learned my lesson. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway… so yeah.

I’ve kept my silence recently about those I LOVE BRYANBOY stickers mainly because I’m still working on a plan on how to properly use them to my advantage. I mean, I’ve been handing out stickers to a few folks here and there but a shitload of people are now bombarding me with emails, calls and text messages asking where they can get them.

Now that I’ve crafted a plan, I’m gonna give them out with a bang!

For a limited time, the I LOVE BRYANBOY stickers are gonna be FREE. Yes, you read that right. 

F-R-E-E! Under one condition…

You see, I’m on a mission to spread my brown-assed third world faggotry to the rest of the planet. Hello WORLD DOMINATION!

080606_euniceThese stickers are free to people who reside OUTSIDE this god-forsaken cesspit of the third world that I love and consider home, namely the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives aka Las Islas Filipinas.

If you live in the Philippines, Singapore, Canada and Australia (as of August 8, 2005 4:43AM today), you WON’T be able to get these stickers for free. Why should Miss Eunice, my favourite lesbian bimbo of a helper/best friend should make the effort to lick the back of Filipiniana philately only to send them within the Philippines? It’s not worth it you know. HAHAHA!

If you’re in the third world and you must get your hands on these stickers, you can get my little sticky sheets at:

Irene’s Closet
Independent Lifestyles Section
2nd Level of Powerplant Mall
Rockwell, Makati City

These stickers cost P50 pesos each. They’re made out of vinyl and they’re guaranteed to last for a long… very long time. Go to Irene’s Closet and make me rich god dammit!

If you live outside the Philippines, these stickers are free for a very LIMITED time. I’m just working on the logistics. Once I have my online store running, I’m gonna sell them for US$5 EACH, postage included.

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STOP THE PRESS! STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
Free Sticker Project
Last Updated: August 8, 2005 at 4:49AM Third World Time

Effective immediately, I will no longer offer free packets of stickers to people who reside in the following countries:

  • Philippines
  • Singapore
  • Canada
  • Australia

I will still send free sticker packets tho those of you out there who submitted your request BEFORE the cut-off period. Anyone who reside in the following countries and signed up for a free packet BEFORE I made this blog entry shall get their free sticker packet.

080806_ireneIf you would like to get your hands on my super super limited edition stickers, you may purchase my stickers for a mere US$7.49 plus $1.00 shipping and handling for a total of US$8.49 at Amazon.com. It’s fast, easy and secure. All you need to do is to have your credit card handy. It’s fast, secure and EASY. Anyone who purchased a sticker packet from Amazon.com is eligible to win a 60GB Apple Video iPod.

If you live in the Philippines, you may purchase my stickers for P50 each at Irene’s Closet, Independent Lifestyles Section, Powerplant Mall, Rockwell, Makati City.

If you live in Singapore, Canada or Australia, you may purchase my stickers at Amazon.com for US$8.49, shipping and handling included. Buy these stickers while they’re cheap! I plan on selling them for US$5 each in the near future. Please allow anywhere between 1-2 weeks for delivery.

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If you live in countries other than the Philippines, Singapore, Canada or Australia, please scroll down the page and you’ll find the sign up form. Be sure to read terms and conditions before you submit your request.

Just for your reference, I’ve received enough free stickers requests from people in Singapore, Canada and Australia. I don’t wanna deplete my limited sticker stock to people who live in those countries. I’m aiming for diversity so the more places my sticker goes to, the better. I hope you understand the situation I’m coming from.

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Oh oh oh oh oh. Before I forget…

I also have this 60GB Apple Video ipod here.

*evil grin*

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Tell me you want that iPod.

Tell me you’re salivating just by looking at it.

Tell me you want to download a shitload of mp3s and save it on the iPod’s whopping 60 GIGABYTES of storage space.

Tell me you want to download gay porn on the internet, save it on the iPod and share it with all your faggot and fag hag friends while you’re all having lunch.

I’m willing to give this iPod, free of charge, to one lucky Bryanboy.com reader….

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more details to follow…

God I sound like a fucking infommercial. Let’s get down to business, shall we?

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