Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
It’s been ages since I last did a BLRC entry so here goes. Gosh, time flies REALLLLLLLY fast these days… the last time I posted a BLRC was back on July 20, 2006!!! I really need to get my act together. There’s so much work that has to be done, sooo many projects, soo many tasks. I had to move my ‘personal vacation’ to next month because I’m launching a shitload of stuff online over the next 2-3 weeks. UGH!!! Let’s get down to business, shall we?
Why do I look EXTREMELY thin on that photo? I love it!
#1 – Bryanboy loves people from San Francisco, CA, Lake Worth, FL, Brisbane, QLD Australia, Guamchil, Sinaloa Mexico, San Jose, Costa Rica, Auckland, New Zealand, Zielona Gra, Lubuskie Poland, Venlo Limburg, Netherlands, Seoul, South Korea, Vaxjo, Sweden and of course, people from Perth, Australia! Bryanboy loves y’all. Say hi, don’t be shy!
More camwhorage, YouTube videos, an acne-infested Kate Moss and BLRC after the jump…
Oh my god, I look like a gay football player in Dolce. ZOMG it’s soo wrong in many levels but I fucking love it.
Here’s a photo of me at the clinic.
You gotta love those random gawkers. Ugh! Can’t I take proper pictures in this town without people staring at me? *kidding* Hahaha! I love it when people stare at me. It’s fun being able to effortlessly disturb their peace without even me knowing it.
People stare… make it worth their while… I LOVE HARRY WINSTON!
Today’s Obligatory Paparazzi Shot(s)
#2 – I’ve gone mainstream… well, at least in the Philippines. It’s CRAZY!
My obese brown ass got plastered all over the place last Sunday in the #1 TV network in the Philippines, GMA-7. I got featured in one of their Sunday primetime TV shows, Mel & Joey, and they used little clips of me (along with other people) as their ‘teaser’ commercials. God knows how many times they aired the commercials but I know I got a shitload of text messages the entire day from people saying they’re gonna watch "Mel & Joey" because I’m in it. Last Sunday’s episode is about eccentric people. Hahahaha!
It’s an honor to be on their show because Mel and Joey are some of the most well-respected and credible figures in the Filipino media industry today. Also, Arnel Ignacio, one of the popular comedians here, made heart-warming positive comments about me and my blog.
Anyway, one of my loyal readers recorded the video. There’s 85 million people in the Philippines and I can only assume at least 30 million people must have seen the show. Oh I dunno. I’m not a psychic but I’m sure heaps of people tuned in.
I got interviewed in Filipino so good luck if you don’t understand the language.
Honestly though I’m not sure about the whole "internet boy" branding. I mean, I have a life too but this whole "internet boy" phrase is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. Whenever I hear the phrase "internet boy", it reminds of the stereotypical geek! Someone who is antisocial, someone who doesn’t have a life, play a shitload of computer games, etc. I don’t even know any games… I mean, I spend a lot of time blogging but ANYONE these days can blog. My internet skills are really limited to Typepad (thank god). I don’t even know how to photoshop! I swear, I am sooo gonna take up photoshop lessons soon so I can make myself look skinnier in photos.
I loook sooo horrible!! I look sooo fucking fat and shit. I really need to lose serious weight. Even my self-tanner failed me big time. I received reports that I look pale on TV (compared to my usual colour).
At least MAC lip glass worked. Hahaha!
EVERYTHING THEY SAID IS POSITIVE AND NICE so I really should stop complaining on how fat I am on camera. Hahahaha! It’s not every day I get to be on national TV so I’m gonna shut my trap. LOL.
Bryanboy loves Mel, Joey and Arnelllllli!! I swear to fucking god, my mom shat her pants when she saw Arnel say nice things about me.
I still cringe with horror at the thought of me being on TV so can we please NOT talk about it? My voice is soooo fucked up and I look terrible!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHH! Gross.
#3 – Oh. my. god. This is my childhood right here. I LOOOVE Thalia! I used to religiously watch her fucking soap opera Marimar. Let’s resurrect the 90s! You can thank my Mexican buddy Mauricio for sending me this video. I loooove this song, Amarillo Cruz. Look at the hair… the clothes.. the choreography! It’s sooo hilarious!
#4 – Meet the Mean Gays. This is REALLY FUNNY. I’m sure there’s a little Cady Heron in all of us and in my case, far too many Regina Georges. Shit, everyone I’ve met in this life is a fucking Regina George.
Whatever. All I know is that I won’t let myself be Cady anymore. I’M GRETCHEN!!!! GRETCHEN IS THE BEST, EVER.
Besides, I don’t want to be punished for being well-liked and I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!
#5 – If Harry belongs to Lindsay and Stavros goes to Paris, then Brody is to Nicole. What about moi? I need to get myself a tall, fit, WEALTHY, hobo-looking young man! Like that’s gonna happen. I mean, let’s face it, most of the wealthy people in the Philippines are shit-faced fat, fugly and have STDs whereas most of good-looking ones are piss poor prostitutes. I’m kidding! Hahahaha! Gotta love the third world. It’s the land of the extremes, that’s why I’d rather stay in the middle.
I think that bracelet with the gold buckle Nicole sported the other day is the same as my old Louis Vuitton cuff bracelet I wore back in December 2004, no?
#6 – Kate Moss is human, too! Here’s a photo of Kate Moss living it up in Bali, all greasy, sweaty and pimple-faced. I still loooove her though. She’s the queen of the world!
I feel sorry for her though because the drug junkie guy (Pete) she planned on marrying in Bali missed their wedding.
Jesus, when will Pete Doherty go to jail? That man’s been arrested 578,510,203 times on drugs!
#7 – Why am I having problems accepting Wentworth Miller is mixed-raced? Photo courtesy of JustJared.
I know someone who’s got a very unhealthy obsession with Wentworth Miller. In fact, I went to her flat last weekend and I found a little pinup thing in her closet. It’s CRAZY!
#8 – Random Cheesemax on the net…
- The Beckhams are hawking a new fragrance. Their logo is a hermaphrodite’s insignia… it looks like a vagina with 2 testicles!!!! [via Dlisted]
- Naomi Campbell, Karolina Kurkova, Carolyn Murphy and Kevin Bacon for Damon Dash and Tiret. Bryanboy loves it! [via British Vogue]
- Saks Fifth Avenue is going down… [via British Vogue]
- 21-year old Boston woman refused to let go of her Prada and Fendi bags even at gunpoint. [via Boston Herald]
- This is unbelievable. It’s crazy! This is racism at its worst. Even the family agreed to be photographed for the story. [via Mail]
#9 – Bryanboy loves Sarah from Sweden, courtesy of Isabelle. Aren’t they sweet? According to Isabelle "Everyone I know here in Stockholm, Sweden loves you blog and people are talking about it all the time, so you are really famous here! Great, huh?"
It’s great indeed! Sarah, you subba slyna hora, I LOOOOOVE the Bryanbög pose! Bög, bög, bög, bög!!!!! Hahahaha! *kisses from me to you!*
#10 – Even Ronald McDonalds loves me. Photo courtesy of Jeraine from Singapore.
#11 – MattEEE from Honolulu, Hawaii sent in this photo of him and his boyfriend. Look at all that yellow and bling! Gorgeousness!
I think that’s all for now. It’s a busy day today and I have a shitload of work I need to finish. HELLO! Everyone is waiting for me to launch my accessories website.
I’ll be honest…
I haven’t even started yet!
I’ll keep you guys posted. I have to run to the post office and mail the next batch of stickers.
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I love you all!