Envelope Stuffer, Guess the Nationality

Written By bryanboy

Envelope Stuffer

I got up at 8:30 yesterday morning and spent god knows how many hours stuffing more envelopes with my super limited edition stickers. I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF CAUSE EUNICE IS BUSY RUNNING ERRANDS. I think I have a grand total of 100 or 125 envelopes. I’ve lost count. Here are several photos of some of the packets for you to look at. You can really tell I made the effort… look at all those neon pink hearts and yellow circles! Each packet is a labour of love!

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More sticker drama (and Guess the Nationality!) after the jump

Naturally I had to write "Baboosh!" at the back of each envelope for a personalized touch.

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Here’s a close-up. My handwriting sucks! It’s a pain to write! Sluts like me should only sign autographs or receipts, not envelopes! Hahaha. Oh well. The things that we do just for the sake of shameless self-promotion. Haha!

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I’m sooo excited! I really can’t wait for my packets to reach their destinations!!! I sent the first batch to a LOT of locations: USA (NYC), Sweden (Tyreso, Stockholm, Norrkoping, Vaxjo, Staffanstorp, Pitea, Tyringe, Kiruna and Skane – see, I told you I love the Swedes haha), Austria (Vienna), Norway (Oslo, Midsund, Nittedal, Eggenbones), Brazil (Sao Paolo), Japan (Kawaguchi-shi), Belgium (Antwerp), Russia (Moscow), Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh), Poland (Poznan), Czech Republic (Prague), Germany (Bonn, Krefeld, Nauheim, Mannheim), Switzerland (Samstagern), Thailand (Nonthaburi), Malaysia (Kuching), France, (Paris), Denmark (Risskov), Singapore and many, many others.

PROMISE ME YOU’LL EMAIL ME LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES!

PROMISE ME YOU’LL TAKE LOTS OF PHOTOS OF AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE HOLDING MY STICKER (ONE OR TWO PEOPLE PER PHOTO).

PROMISE ME YOU’LL POST MY STICKER ON PLACES WHERE MANY, MANY PEOPLE CAN SEE IT (BUT HARD TO TAKE OFF).

Hahaha!

I have no idea when the third world slow boat will deliver my sticker packets but I hope it’s soon! I’m already getting a shitload of hemorrhoids thinking about it.

Even a lady from InStyle Magazine even wanted something from me so off I dropped a FedEx envelope to them.

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Buy these stickers while they’re cheap! It’s US$7.49 for a pack of three. I plan on selling them for US$5 each in the near future. Please allow anywhere between 1-2 weeks for delivery.

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Or, you can donate to my cause and you’ll get them for free! Donation is fast, easy, secure and backed by internet powerhouse, Amazon.com. All you need is a fucking Visa, Mastercard or whatever and an amount as little as US$5. Besides, what is US$5 anyway? Everyone’s fucking got US$5. In some areas, you’d be lucky to get something for US$5. In New York or London, US$5 won’t even buy you a packet of cigarettes. What’s US$5? Maybe a magazine, a can of coke at a hotel… whatever!

Go right ahead. Donate any small amount between US$5 – US$50 (if you’re feeling generous yourself). All you have to do is to click any of the graphics below to make your donation. It shouldn’t take longer than 3 minutes. Trust me on this one.

Donate Donate

Once you donated something, be sure to email all the information below to my oh-so-loyal GMAIL account, bryanboy@gmail.com:

  • your name
  • your mailing address
  • your email address
  • your telephone number (optional)
  • the amount you donated
  • your Amazon.com transaction ID number (you’ll get it via email directly from Amazon.com). I’ll match the transaction ID number with my Amazon.com donors list.

Not only you’ll get your stickers in 1-2 weeks, you’ll also be eligible to win a brand spanking new 60GB Apple Video iPod (black). How cool is that?

Woohoo!!!!!!!

Enough sticker talk. I already sound like a fuckin broken record.

Moving on…

Guess the Nationality

Everywhere you go kids love oreo Bryanboy! I have many lovers around the world. Can you guess their nationalities? I’ll give you a kiss on the cheek and an oreo cookie if you can tell who’s who.

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Very creative… hahahaha! Tsk! I said no photoshop but I’ll make a few exceptions..

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Now this is gorgeous. I love it. HAHAHAHA! Expect more of Ethan in the next few days…

As always, you all know how to get a hold of me. Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love you all!

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14 Comments

  1. i think the people with “seoul hearts bryanboy” signs are from korea.
    do i get an oreo now?!

  2. I can bet my balls that one of them is from Singapore, Singaporeans just WORSHIP Bryanboy. I know I do=)

  3. ronaldbrian

    great pics. few people do that to Jesus these days. anyhoo, how many i heart jesus stickers can the vatican sell over the net, i wonder?

  4. hehehe i can’t wait to spread the wrath of bryanboy all over here in california….don’t worry you won’t be puttin’ those stickies to waste!

  5. mmm oreos but no they make you fat, honey you should’ve send those stickers to PR it’s very exotic out here but hey, maybe i’ll go crazy and do some i love bb thing…

  6. The blonde boy (me) with the ducks or whatever is standing in the Netherlands.

  7. Kristina

    Gorgeous I’m getting the infamous stickers (La Sweden), since I study photography (and are pretty) I’ll send you something hot, you’ll love it. Baboosh!

  8. SillyQitty

    OMG OMG OMG!!!! Bryanboy posted my photo!! huge fabulous thanks to bryanboy! SmoOchies!!

  9. oh my, it’s “Bad Nauheim” and not Nauheim ;). I hope the envelope arrives though! lol

  10. 1.English
    2.English
    3.English
    4.Fillipino
    5.korean
    6.korean
    7.korean
    8.fillipino
    9.singaporean
    10.usa
    11.brazillian
    12.singaporean
    13.Swiss
    14.singaporean
    15.American
    DO I GET MY COOKIE?
    11. IS HARD TO TELL

  11. Oh my GOD! I can see my envelope! (and yes it DOES have Baboosh! written on it).
    Ahh, *le sigh!* I feel special!

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