Do you look like your own genitals?

Written By bryanboy

Do you look like your own genitals?

Bryanboy’s note: this is absolutely hilarious. I thought I’d pass it to everyone.

I was at a dinner party the other day, when the hostess suddenly clapped her hands together loudly and said “Right my darlings, it’s time to play a game!

She then opened an A4 folder and began to pass around some photographs. “Don’t turn them over!” she said.

When one of the photographs reached me, I realised it was a picture of a woman’s cunt. Another photograph arrived and it too, was of a cunt. It then became apparent that the cunts belonged to different ladies sitting around the dinner table, and the purpose of the game was to match the cunt with the lady.

Oh my gosh, look at the bush on this one! That has GOT to be yours, Charlotte!” shrieked Penny, and we all waited with baited breath as she turned the photograph over, correctly revealing the name “Charlotte” in labia-pink felt-tip.

Golly gosh, I was right!” shrieked Penny and we all began to laugh rawkously as the wine flowed.

We quickly realised how easy it was to identify someone by just looking at their genitals: Helena’s was fat and pudgy, with pouting lips that looked miserable, and pasty pale skin – just like the features on her face! Whereas Jessica’s was puckered, small and shy, almost like a prepubescent anus, and very much a metaphor for Jessica herself!


So… how easy do YOU think it would be to identify yourself from YOUR own genitals?


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  1. why don’t u post diff pix of male genitals plus yours and we try to match it?

  2. now my question is – how old were these ladies? man, that sure is a good fun thing to do, but i think if i did something like that i’ll do it during dessert or coffee time.

  3. Whoa, that’s a pretty bad picture of yours. Maybe it’s the bad lighting or the hospital-gown-like thing you’re wearing ;) But what a weird game, does that mean the women actually took photos of their pussies and gave it to the host specifically for the game??

  4. I don’t think you’re being truthful hehehe. No such occasion happened.

  5. haha that’s funny. never thought of that. haha they actually take pictures of theirs. =P

  6. Totally hilarious… and just the type of fun and games you’d expect in the hills of Laguna, or the third world too. But at dinner? Tres tacky!

  7. When in the hell are you going to tell us what happened between you and Hannah?? .. Horrid pic by the way

  8. Antonio

    LIAR that sounds like one of those cheap erotic stories you find in books from the 70´ts
    Are the ideas getting over ?

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