Bryanboy's Thinspiration: Bulimia Galore!
Bryanboy's Thinspiration: Bulimia Galore!
If this is not enough for you to purge whatever it is that you recently ate, then I don't know what the word 'thinspirational' means.
Someone sent me a note saying a bunch of bastards slammed me online because I'm being SUCH a "bad influence" to children, how today's youth shouldn't look up to me and how I shouldn't be a "role model" because I actively promote eating disorders and propel anorexia.
Whatever, right?
WHO IN GOD'S NAME WANTS TO BE A ROLE MODEL ANYWAY?
I know I don't.
I can't even model myself to the perfect person I want to become let alone act as somebody else's role model. Everyone else's business is NOT MY business.
Why should I fucking want other people to have the severely fucked-up life that I have? I wouldn't even wish my own worst frenemies and fraitors to have MY shitty life.
I'm not THAT nasty.
Gretchen Wieners once said "I'm sorry that people are jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular."
(Although I know that some of my "fraitors" are secretly envious of me and they probably want to be ME in spite of the fact that they HATE me soooooo much.)
"Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present."
Hahaha!
Anyway, so yeah. There's probably a very few crazy people out there who think of me as a role model and I'm genuinely flattered. But come on, there are other fabulous role models out there, like Kate Moss and Carine Roitfeld.
Save your spiel about Juicy Couture sweats. Yes, I know, I'm allergic to Juicy but I went to the spa early yesterday for a massage. I also got a haircut cause my hair is soo fucking long and icky.
Ok, fine, I have a MASSIVE ass. I'm gonna sort that out and get a liposuction when someone gives me money or when I get rich. Calling the attention of the BELO MEDICAL GROUP: WHEN ARE YOU PEOPLE GONNA GIVE ME FREE LIPOSUCTION?
Those jeans aren't mine, promise!
I love my new hair!
Here's one for the paparazzi...
There's too much seafoam green in this photo.
After the salon, I went to the other mall to buy some cosmetics. Chanel is throwing a 20% sale on all fragrances. Chanel Allure Sensuelle is nice.
I also went to Dior to pick up the Limited Edition Dior Detective Chic palette (beige vibration) and Diorskin Pure Light sheer skin-lighting liquid makeup (color 300). I love the Dior Detective Chic palette. I used it last night when I went out and I must say I'm impressed. I'm a sucker for highlighters!
It's always fun to go back to your roots and where you came from. It's nice to try other cosmetic brands every once in a while... ok, maybe often is nice, too. I'm originally a Dior kind of guy. My first ever compact came from Dior. They're really nice and I don't break out compared to others.
Both of these goodies are available at Sephora if you want to buy them online.
Enough beauty talk.
I really think I lost some weight and my arms got thinner!
I love my bony hands! I think I'm gonna commit suicide if ever I get those pudgy fat fingers. *grin*
Do you want to be thin just like me?
I bought this tongue scraper ages ago because I have this thing/obsession about scraping my tongue after brushing my teeth.
After a few days of use, it made me realize that I can actually use this thing to stimulate my gag reflex. Since then, purging has never been the same again.
Bryanboy loves bulimia and MIA for the the mother fucking win!
[Disclaimer: bulimia is a very dangerous disease. It can fuck up your system big time, give you bad breath and crappy teeth. But whatever. At least we died all thin and gorgeous, right? Haha! I'm kidding!]
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