You're invited to Lance Bass' Coming Out Party!

Written By bryanboy

You’re invited to Lance Bass’ Coming Out Party!

Big shout out to former N’Sync band member Lance Bass for keeping the faggotry alive and finally admitting he likes to suck cock and get fucked in his poop chute! You go gurlfriend — recruit, recruit, recruit! Hahahahahahah!


More after the jump.

072706_imgayHere’s what he’s got to say when he got interviewed by People Magazine, coming out this Friday. Courtesy of Perez, of course.

"The main reason I wanted to speak my mind was that (the rumors) were really starting to affect my daily life. Now it feels like it’s on my terms. I’m at peace with my family, my friends, myself and God, so there’s really nothing else I worry about."

"I’ve known my whole life. I always knew and dealt with it; it’s nothing that was confusing to me. I told myself, ‘This is what you are. This is the way you were born."

"I want people to take from this that being gay is a norm. People always say, ‘Are you gay?’ and i say, ‘No, I’m also gay." It’s one of the many things that make me up. I was in a boy band, I’m used to people talking about me. It’s the people around me that I don’t want it to affect. But just seeing how my family has reacted, and everyone else, it just makes me so happy."

Tell us something we don’t know! Who fucks who? Do you like to take it up the shitter or are you one heck of a well-hung fudge packer? My oh my!

Photo credit: Perez Hilton

Anyway, congratulations! I hope other closeted faggots out there take a hint and come out. I always believed that the walk-in wadrobe is so much better than a fuckin closet.

There’s is nothing wrong in being a fag. If Lance can do it then so can you!

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  1. bryanboy, you are so addictive. I’m up all night reading your posts. I hope i run into you one of these days as you are fabulously partying here in manila.

  2. First time I saw the band Nsync…I knew he was gay…hehe…my gaydar sensed it…hehe…anyway..the not-so-bad looking quiet-types usually turn up to be Gay. hehe..remember Stephen Gately of Boyzone? He’s AND cute

  3. Ok, the point is….
    WE KNEW IT!!!!
    Even tho CONGRATZ bitch! welcome to the team!

  4. sigh. an ugly fuck like lance is able to date that hot fuck of a reichen.

  5. Ishnar

    that was so obvious and it was about damn time the he got out of the walk-in-closet…

  6. Waldo Valero

    I hope that his fellow boy-band members (esp that JFK Jr. look-alike) follow suit.

  7. omg. this is SO the happiest day of my life. i LOVE lance bass.
    bryan, u have the most informative blog. u tell the stuff that we NEED to know.. such as this.
    i swear i learn more from your blog than on the news (not that i watch the news).
    keep it up!

  8. ajinomoto

    i just love your blog bryanboy.
    Well what can I say!!!Welcome to the real world Lance Bass. Sabi ko na nga he’s gay. :-)

  9. erin jude

    Let us all keep the faggotry alive! Welcome to the Royal House of Fags, my dear Lance. Hahaha!

  10. if you want info, get it from or
    that’s where bryan copies all his news from

  11. Mitch Nunally

    I hope he likes burning in hell. He better bring his SPF 1,000,000 to the party.

  12. Oh wow, you had the same “duh no shit!” moment I did when looking at that awful picture of Lance Bass. Well the picture isn’t awful…he is.
    Lovely blog, btw.

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