You’re invited to Lance Bass’ Coming Out Party!
Big shout out to former N’Sync band member Lance Bass for keeping the faggotry alive and finally admitting he likes to suck cock and get fucked in his poop chute! You go gurlfriend — recruit, recruit, recruit! Hahahahahahah!
More after the jump.
Here’s what he’s got to say when he got interviewed by People Magazine, coming out this Friday. Courtesy of Perez, of course.
"The main reason I wanted to speak my mind was that (the rumors) were really starting to affect my daily life. Now it feels like it’s on my terms. I’m at peace with my family, my friends, myself and God, so there’s really nothing else I worry about."
"I’ve known my whole life. I always knew and dealt with it; it’s nothing that was confusing to me. I told myself, ‘This is what you are. This is the way you were born."
"I want people to take from this that being gay is a norm. People always say, ‘Are you gay?’ and i say, ‘No, I’m also gay." It’s one of the many things that make me up. I was in a boy band, I’m used to people talking about me. It’s the people around me that I don’t want it to affect. But just seeing how my family has reacted, and everyone else, it just makes me so happy."
Tell us something we don’t know! Who fucks who? Do you like to take it up the shitter or are you one heck of a well-hung fudge packer? My oh my!
Photo credit: Perez Hilton
Anyway, congratulations! I hope other closeted faggots out there take a hint and come out. I always believed that the walk-in wadrobe is so much better than a fuckin closet.
There’s is nothing wrong in being a fag. If Lance can do it then so can you!
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