Pack your bags, we’re going to Brazil!
I’ve always wanted to go to Rio de Janeiro. It’s one of my dream destinations. Fuck New York, London, Paris or Milan. If you’re looking for guys galore, nothing beats Brazilian boy toys so get your lazy, fat ass to Rio!
I need a "proper" vacation and I can’t even remember the last time I had one. You know, no computers, no cellphones, no stress, no pressure, no emotional distress, no familia de horreur, no Eunice… ok.. what am I talking about, I need Eunice…
Tell me, don’t you just wanna hop on top of this guy and sit on his crotch… I mean, hop on a plane and catch up with your tan on the beaches of Ipanema?
Photo credit: Blogmadeinbrazil.com
I checked some ROUNDTRIP airfares online and the cheapest first class fares in October 2006 are in the US$9,000 – US$12,000 range. There’s one from Singapore Airlines and it’s US$11,645 return, including taxes. It goes from Manila – Singapore – Frankfurt – Lisbon – Rio De Janeiro with a total flying time of 32 hours. Sooo friggin expensive. I think I may have to turn heterosexual, get some innocent, unsuspecting girl preggers, wait till she gives birth, kidnap our child and sell it to Angelina Jolie before I can afford it.
I checked some roundtrip business class fares and they’re also the same. WTF. That’s my fall/winter shopping spree right there. Business class fares are no different. They range from US$7,000 – US$9,000. The one from Singapore Airlines is US$8,781 return, including taxes. It goes from Manila – Singapore – Johannesburg, South Africa – Sao Paoulo – Rio De Janeiro.
I guess I have to say goodbye to Brazilian boys then. Oh well.
WHO THE HELL OWNS SINGAPORE AIRLINES?
Do you think they’ll send me free plane tickets if I write them a letter?
I certainly wouldn’t mind blogging about all my expolits (or should I say all the Brazilian guys who exploited my gaping, revirginized void) in exchange for free tickets. Hahahahahahaha!
Surely there must be one of you out there who owns a fucking private jet.
GIVE ME A BLOODY RIDE AND FLY ME TO BRAZIL GOD DAMMIT! I’m serious!
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