Not Safe For Work: Paris Hilton
I know we’ve all seen Paris Hilton’s pussy flaps many, many, many times but this is the first time I’ve seen REAL huge closeups.
I have fair reason to believe Paris Hilton IS A MAN! She’s got balls!!!!! Her clit looks like a scrotum it’s not funny at all.
Link is NOT safe for work (or school) so do not click the link below unless you’re a bugchaser willing to contract Herpes/Scabies/HIV/etc, do not click on the link.
Source: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2006/07/07/omg-this-is-so-bad
Eeeewwwwwww! Someone please hand that lady some valtrex or whatever.
I still love Paris though.
I have been visually assaulted by Paris Hilton’s disgrace of a vagina. Those meat curtains should be put away.. like now..
doesn’t all that hair make her itch?
actually, it’s one of those underwears that have the OPEN crotch effect.
Awwww… she shoulda played Bree Osbourne [Felicity Huffman] in Transamerica… LOL.
eeek! i think her pekpek just scarfed down those panties.
My vagina is prettier than yours, Paris!
ooh..thats gross..
don’t they wear undies???
the yellow string is her underwear……..she’s wearing a g-string…..
is that for real? gush i cant believe it…
http://www.toohuge.com
Hysterical
looks more like a burger to me.. a quarter pounder burger that is..
ew you’re right! she is a man :o
how can she be so careless?..ahahaha! her strings arent in place! this is hilarious!
ewwww can u see those fats on her thigh???eeewwwww
My pussy looks beautiful compared to hers! Her lips are extremely disproportionate! A little labiaplasty would straighten those puppies right out.
ewww..we thought weve seen it all…go to celebworld.org (source of this pic)
It almost looks like a stick on vagina. She probably used the first one so much that it fell off, and she had to get a replacement!
Plastic surgeon: What can I do for you today Paris?
Paris: Um, my vagina fell off because I used to too much. PLEASE give me a new one. I didn’t get through all the guys from the lower southwest!
okay I know I took that too far, but I couldn’t stop myself!
MY EYES! MY EYES! They burn so bad after seeing this!
Oh my gawr!! Retinas scarred fuh-evah!!
Ew!
Didn’t want to see that. But who is that hot guy next to her?
Props to you for posting Paris’s vajayjay. But I definitely think you should have titled the post “Paris Snatch.” Like Paris Match, the French newsmagazine.
YUCK! It looks like a man’s scrotum, with the actual balls missing!!!
It’s like a pretty flower…
why is her tampon string yellow??????????
what that yellow string beside her puss? is it a tampon string? (looks to big to be)
is that photo for real???
yhuckkksss!!!
the graphical representation of a pussy that has been used and abused…
MY EYES! MY EYES! They burn so bad after seeing this!
Eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk! Goodness gracious! Fuckin hilarious, Bryan,I didn’t know you have eye of an eagle!
Ei Bryan, coz you have such a microscopic eye, do the honor of analyzing all the bacteria we had collected in our Lab. Of course you need to be dressed in your usual and unique fabulous body suit. Precision-wise, i’m fuckin sure its gonna be 100% accurate! Hahahahahahahhahaha
Renee!!
In fairness to her. At least it’s waxed. I don’t know if I could handle it if it was au naturel…
Urgh! I think I need to go get the brain bleach now.
Now I’m wondering how much the photographer made on this one…’tis the classic lucky shot!
She really does have chicken-skin bollocks. Bless her.
ahahaha…that’s so gross… i love her, anyway… ahahahahaha…
Paris needs to sort her nails out, methinks.
I fucking LOVE you, but you should’ve been born a girl.
paris’ posh pekpek.