Nicole Richie has an Asian-sized hard-on!

I know y’all wet your pants when you saw Paris Hilton’s scrotum but wait till you see Nicole’s Asian-sized hard-on!!!! Hahahahahaha! I’m kidding. I love this girl. I really do. Sadasa saaaaaaa sa saaaa sa saaaaaaaa!

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Ooooh is that Rachel Zoe behind her?

Is that Rachel Zoe, the one woman who is solely responsible for propelling anorexia back in mainstream POP culture?

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I love Nicole Richie. She’s reaaally gorgeous, isn’t she? I’m lovin’ the stacked bracelets look. It’s sooo excessive!

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Photo credits: Britboy in LA

Which reminds me, I need to hit the beach soon, too. I’m just sooo busy with work it’s not even funny. *sigh*.

Sing after me bitches… jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… is such an evil thing

As always, you all know how to get hold of me. Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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