It's KARAOKE NIGHT AT Bryanboy.com!

Written By bryanboy

It’s KARAOKE NIGHT AT Bryanboy.com!

I owe y’all a podcast. It’s been months since my voice was last heard by thousands people worldwide but I’ve been extremely busy on things. I know many of you miss my hardcore nails-on-the-chalkboard drugfucked drag queen voice so here’s a couple of tracks I recorded ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. I’ve been wanting to go karaoke-ing but nobody I know wants to do so because of the fear of embarassing themselves.

The hell with it. Why bother going to a karaoke when you can do it at home!

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To download the file, all you need to do is right-click the link and select "Save As" on your computer. I think that only works if you’re on a PC. I don’t know how you can save the file to your hard drive if you’re on a MAC. Either way, you can click the file to listen to me sing. Yes. Sing!

Track #1: Wake Up (Hilary Duff feat. Bryanboy)
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Track #2: Stars are Blind (Paris Hilton feat. Bryanboy)
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I also did a little duet with one of my Swedish boy toys, Tony. We used this software to combine both our voices. The wonders of modern technology eh? It’s absolutely hilarious!

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Stars are Blind (Paris Hilton feat. Bryanboy & Tony)
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Because France lost the recent World Cup, here’s one of my favourite songs. This one’s an old file but since it’s Karaoke night, I might as well share it with you. This was originally made for my French friends and they all LOVED it. It’s funny cause I don’t even know how to speak French! LOL

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Joe Le Taxi (Vanessa Paradis feat. Bryanboy)
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Can’t you tell I was made to be a star! I have what I think a fantastic website, an accessories line in production and I’m also (or should I say, still) working on a book. Now all I need is my own TV show, a movie deal, a TV commercial, my own billboard and a recording contract.

Once I get all of that then I’ll die a happy… very happy man.

Now download all of those MP3 files into your ipod and have a laugh on my expense. Hahahahaha!

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. A big congratulations to MsMelanie who joined Mrs. T’s Brag-a-Bag contest. She won a fabulous Louis Vuitton

PPPSSS. Big shout out to all the British boys who recently sent me their "I LOVE BRYANBOY" pics. I love each and EVERYONE of you. =)

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29 Comments

  1. i love it!!its so fucking hilarious!!! more please? how about im bossy by kellis? hihihihi

  2. I loved it, even with your “hardcore nails-on-the-chalkboard drugfucked drag queen voice” lol!! When I win the lottery, I’ll fly you here to sing for me..and Tony too!! Seriously, do more of these Bryan because…I LOVE BRYANBOY!! Muahhhh!!!

  3. roseee

    how about doing your own video of ‘stars are blind?’ i know u can do better than paris.

  4. odette

    HiLARiOUS!!!! great~~~
    u sing way better than tony!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
    BRYANBOY’s THE BEST!!!

  5. What the heck is up with that one pic with the bloody eye?????God is that Swedish boy is hot!

  6. Melanie Ochoa-OCA

    OMG! You are so funny, bordering genius. You never cease to amaze me, that’s why I love you!

  7. skinny bitch

    OMG! Bryanboy… I don’t know how to say this…but, you even sound fat. As a loyal fan, I have your best interest at heart (and of course mine)… but, it’s a shame you have let yourself go.

  8. When I heard the song, I thought my speakers broke down? I said to myself what happened to my prized ALTEC LANSING SPEAKERS on my PC? IT USED TO BRING ENTERTAINMENT TO LIFE BUT NOW NO MORE!
    And Hello, was that your voice? Hahahhaha! You really know how to give justice to that song! and did I hear a BIG BANG SOUND!? Just like (in the olden days) what my aunt used to see in a local TV show when a contestant in a singing competition hears a big loud BANG! signaling he/she’s been eliminated in the competition.
    MOVE OVER, MR. TAYLOR HICKS coz here comes BRYANBOY, the The New Superstar Singing Sensation in the newly launched PHILIPPINE IDOL – CRAZY EDTION! Hahahahahaha!
    PS – BRYn, next time, do it in a videocam, it would have been more hilarious! Plus your CLOWN FRIENDS OF COURSE! No doubt, an act of comedy in the making!
    JUST KIDDING, YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF!
    LUV YAH BRYn!!!!!!!

  9. rowena

    Stop it, Stop it, Stop it BRYAN! WE HAD ENOUGH!
    Whoa! You felt envious of Adnan’s talentless singing so you did one yourself!
    Just like the video of Adnan (which you posted in your blog) singing “LAHME”, both of you sucks! Who is better? Bryan or Adnan?
    I’d say none of the above! Hahahahahah!
    Well, as the popular saying goes “THE TRUTH HURTS! So Admit it Bryanboy! you don’t have the fuckin SINGING talent!
    For all you know, SINGING IS A GOD-GIVEN Talent!
    Bottomline, STOP HALLUCINATING PLEASE! Hahahahahaha!
    Anyway, thanks for the entertainment!

  10. Fucking hilarious!!!! WOW Bryan, your voice sounds masculine. I totally wasnt expecting that you sound great. I’ve heard shittier karaoke, lol. Oh and I love the way you laugh. You do a great job at entertaining your guest.
    Se que te gustan los papi pero quiero que sepas que tu eres un papi!!!
    XO

  11. why dont u show ur mangina too so we could tell who is more womanly, paris or u?

  12. lynnel

    Going over with the various comments, I agree with Rowena.
    Either Bryan is in the infancy stage of hallucination or his SANITY is no longer INTACT.
    Bryan was in deep thought, mulling over “ If Adnan can sing and dance to the tune of “LAHME” , I, Bryan can do it better with confidence”. So s/he made a karaoke minus the video and became the laughing stock ……. PERIOD
    Well, only his rubber-stamp fans and friends sent fake praises of adulations with the purpose of flattering and satisfying BRYAN’s INSATIABLE hunger for attention.
    BRYAN, you may not know it but you have this ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. Go back to your “General Hospital” and get a clean bill of health from your QUACK DOCTOR!
    Applause! Applause! Well done! Bryan! Next request song please: “ THE SOUND OF SILENCE”
    I rest my case.

  13. jeweladdict

    DONT QUIT YOUR DAYJOB BRIAN. LOVE YOUR BLOG THOUGH HONEY.

  14. cruisepops

    i love the swedish guy, he’s so cute. i wanna know him.. msn please.

  15. sidetracked

    oh my gosh!what’s with the mudslinging, name calling and trash talking?!
    if you really hate bryanboy that much then why do you still bother yourselves checking his site, downloading his sound clips and even posting a very loooooong comment on his site?
    oh yes, i remember now…because you don’t know how or where to spend your pathetic little lives!
    and please don’t drag God into this. you don’t know what you’re talking about missy.
    at least bryanboy knows how to laugh at himself.

  16. rowena

    Well, if you couldn’t stomach the criticisms hurled against your idol, then you don’t have a place in this “dog-eat-dog society” . Go elsewhere, maybe in another planet where there is no life in existence or better fold up! What valuable contribution has this site given to mankind, NOTHING but T-R-A-S-H!
    Wasn’t bryan BEGGING (as in a beggar) people to send messages of love and hate? Such a PITY! You have such a short memory. If you just go over his blogs, then you gonna find it!
    No wonder you’re a “chicken”, a “cry baby fag”, someone who cries and sulks about something to the point where they just look gay, well actually a fuckin faggot!!
    Or maybe bryan is hiding in the pseudonym of sidetracked!
    What is this? Some kind of STUPIDITY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    If you reject this post and don’t show it in your blog, then I know for sure! Hahahhaha!!

  17. rowena

    Well, if you couldn’t stomach the criticisms hurled against your idol, then you don’t have a place in this “dog-eat-dog society” . Go elsewhere, maybe in another planet where there is no life in existence or better fold up! What valuable contribution has this site given to mankind, NOTHING but T-R-A-S-H!
    Wasn’t bryan BEGGING (as in a beggar) people to send messages of love and hate? Such a PITY! You have such a short memory. If you just go over his blogs, then you gonna find it!
    No wonder you’re a “chicken”, a “cry baby fag”, someone who cries and sulks about something to the point where they just look gay, well actually a fuckin faggot!!
    Or maybe bryan is hiding in the pseudonym of sidetracked!
    What is this? Some kind of STUPIDITY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    If you reject this post and don’t show it in your blog, then I know for sure! ONE WORD: BIASED! Hahahhaha!!

  18. So when will I be able to get this to be one of my profile songs on myspace?
    LOL

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