Exercise is a very ugly word…
Indeed it is. But according to my Mexican friend Mauricio, I have to exercise a lot in order to truly shed off some unwanted pounds. Here’s a photo of my hideous batwings in full force — disgusting, innit?
Photoshop fun after the jump…
I think it’s high time for me to integrate some sort of an exercise routine into my life. The last time I went to the gym was back in the dark ages and the home gym equipment we bought are rotting and rusting away in our backyard. We should’ve gotten a bloody threadmill, not those ridiculous home gym equipment from home TV shopping.
I went to one of my favourite websites, Pro-Ana-Nation and found lots of nice exercise techniques. I decided I’m gonna go jogging at least once a day, even for 15-30 minutes — I finally have a reason to resurrect my candy-coloured Juicy Couture sweats. Hahahahaha! Yuck. But yeah, I’m definitely gonna start tomorrow. The laziness has got to stop and I need to get my fat ass into shape.
Do you think I should check-in for another lipo-dissolve session? I mean, take a look at the following photos below. I don’t have Adobe Photoshop on my computer and I don’t know how to make my arms look thinner (using my graphic software) so I asked my friend to do the last pic before sending it to me for the captions.
Fuckin hell, it’s like the blind leading the blind… she can’t photoshop my arm properly. Oh well… at least the photo will give you an idea of how skinny I want to look.
I’ll stop all this ludicrous (and ridiculous) incessant whining on how fucking "fat" I am when I get arms like that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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