Dreamhost is DOWN
It appears that my fucking webhost provider, Dreamhost, is currently experiencing some outage so some of the graphics and images on this website may not show up. I apologize for the inconvenience and I hope that you visit my site again soon.
THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES AT DREAMHOST SHOULD DIE!
By the meantime, take a look at eLuxury’s latest offerings…
… or apply for a (first-year FREE) American Express card. I bet you a million dollars you’ll be approved. I PROMSE!
Or… you can also join eBay, where you can buy or sell all sorts of shit…
… such as designers bags that you can borrow (yes, borrow!) from Bag Borrow or Steal
… and DVDs from Netflix!
Failing that, let’s all take up Pilates!
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I love you all!