Dreamhost is DOWN

Written By bryanboy

Dreamhost is DOWN

It appears that my fucking webhost provider, Dreamhost, is currently experiencing some outage so some of the graphics and images on this website may not show up. I apologize for the inconvenience and I hope that you visit my site again soon.

THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES AT DREAMHOST SHOULD DIE!

By the meantime, take a look at eLuxury’s latest offerings…

eLUXURY

… or apply for a (first-year FREE) American Express card. I bet you a million dollars you’ll be approved. I PROMSE!

American Express

Or… you can also join eBay, where you can buy or sell all sorts of shit…

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… such as designers bags that you can borrow (yes, borrow!) from Bag Borrow or Steal

Bag Borrow Or Steal, Inc.

… and DVDs from Netflix!

Netflix, Inc.

Failing that, let’s all take up Pilates!

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A big thank you to some of my sponsors. Please support them because they’re the ones who made me planet earth’s favourite third world fag.

Email me and tell me you love me. Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

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4 Comments

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