BUSTED: GEORGE MICHAEL CAUGHT BUGCHASING AT THE PARK!

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BUSTED: GEORGE MICHAEL CAUGHT BUGCHASING AT THE PARK!

Looks like dirty George is back to his old, perverted ways. Isn’t it amazing how this £70,000,000 man (that’s 70 Million British pounds) goes to the park just to have anonymous sex with guys when he can get a good looking person for that much money?

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Celebrities… what is it with them? I can’t seem to understand their "eccentricities". Surely it must be lonely (in his case, extremely lonely) when you’re at the top.

More pictures after the jump, including the very dirty (and very old, ugly) man he got caught having sex with…

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Hahahahhaa! OMG. Hampstead Heath. One of London’s most famous cruising grounds. Cruising, btw, to those of you who aren’t in the know, is the act of going around the park/gardens/woods/etc and have sex with random guys.

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Personally speaking I don’t like Hampstead Heath. It’s too far out. I prefer Russell Square and Bloomsbury Square Gardens. At least the people there are younger. Hahahahaha! I’m kidding.

I’ve only been to Russell Square a few times with friends… and no, I didn’t have sex with anyone. Do you want me to fuckin catch AIDS? Eeeek! I went there because I was curious. Shit, I’ll never forget the time I went to Russell Square with some of my friends from the Philippines. We’d go there just to laugh at people. It was crazzzzzzeeeeeeee! HAHAHAHHAHAH! This was like many, many, many years ago.

OK.

FINE.

I also remember going to Hamsptead Heath with a British friend and I’ll never forget he’d strip me naked and spank my ass so loud that all the boys in the park can hear us. Once they gathered around us, we’d pack up and put our clothes on and tell all the men "sorry boys, show is over". We’d do that several times a night just to tease faggots because we’re the prettiest queers in the park. They can look but they can’t touch. Hahahahaha!

But man… George Michael is something else.

How can he possibly have sex with THIS disgusting man?

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How can George Michael trade his long-term lover, Kenny Goss, to that yucky man?

I wonder who fucks who? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

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More details at News of the World.

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!

I’m sorry. I simply cannot stop laughing at this story.

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EXCLUSIVE: Caught ‘cruising’ in woods

GEORGE’S SEX SHAME

By Neville Thurlbeck

MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity—trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park.

News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.

When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:

"I don’t believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I’ll sue!"

Minutes earlier the one-time heart-throb had been lurking in the shadows at the notorious homosexual pick-up spot on Hampstead Heath.

George is a man with the world at his feet. He’s on the brink of a lucrative 50-concert comeback tour, which sold out in half an hour.

Yet he ignored all the risks and dangers to pull seedy Norman Kirtland.

The pair kissed and groped each other before going even further. It was all in a public place and totally illegal — just like the day in 1998 when George flashed at an undercover cop in a California park toilet.

After the shock of being confronted by us, George stumbled to his flash Mercedes coupe, retrieved his keys from their hiding place on top of the rear wheel and roared off into the night — back to his world of showbiz, celebs and glitz.

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Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back.

We later tracked him to his home 60 miles away—a squalid flat in Brighton, East Sussex.

Looking gross and dishevelled, Kirtland answered the door naked — pulling on grimy shorts as he invited us in.

The contrast with George Michael’s opulent, high-roller rock lifestyle was stark.

George, whose family is Greek-Cypriot, has amassed a £70million fortune from sales of records including I Want Your Sex and Careless Whisper. He owns a £5million London town house and a £4million Beverly Hills mansion.

Kirtland’s dingy place just off Brighton seafront, was littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry. His only companion is a 20-year-old cat.

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He told us: "I don’t even like George Michael. And I didn’t recognise him immediately.

"He sort of came up and got close. He looked kind of brown so I said to him, ‘You’re not totally English, are you?’

"I told him I’d come all the way up from Brighton and he said, ‘What? Isn’t Brighton good enough for this sort of thing?’

"I told him it’s highly dangerous at 2am. You’d get your throat cut.

"He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing.

"He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn’t full sex but it was fantastic."

Kirtland’s confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There’s a secret that I have which no one knows about. It’s a personal thing.

"Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.

"When we’d finished he said, ‘I’ve got to go. I’ve got to go somewhere and chill out.’ And that was that.

"OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I’m astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It’s potentially so dangerous."

George’s night of shame began just after midnight on Tuesday when he took a short drive from his Highgate house to the Hampstead home of long-term lover Kenny Goss.

Five minutes later he drove to the nearby heath and spent two hours prowling around before hooking up with Kirtland.

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When confronted by our team, a shaken George desperately tried to justify his sordid secret quest for cheap, risky thrills, which friends fear is spiralling out of control and threatening his destruction.

In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!"

Then he claimed: "I’m not doing anything illegal. The police don’t even come up here any more.

"I’m a free man, I can do whatever I want. I’m not harming anyone."

But George’s worried pals say the former Wham! frontman is the one being harmed.

After the California cottaging scandal, George escaped a six-month jail term but was sentenced to community service plus sex therapy to curb his habits.

It obviously hasn’t worked. In February this year he was cautioned by police for possessing cannabis after being found slumped in his car by London’s Hyde Park Corner at 1.50am.

Weeks later we snapped him driving erratically and he appeared to fall asleep at traffic lights.

One friend said last night: "We’re really concerned. It’s long been known he’s a heavy cannabis user but we’re beginning to fear the pot may have affected his mind. He’s lost his judgment. He must seek professional help or things could end very badly for him.

"He’s just asking for serious trouble. One day he’ll be attacked in one of these dodgy late-night encounters.

"It’s so sad to see a talented guy wasting himself like this."

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15 Comments

  1. george is adult enough to make his own decisions and hence, we’re adult enought to laugh our asses off at him!! bwah ha ha….

  2. Antonio

    mmm you bitch don’t be ridiculous you can get AIDS anywhere from having sex in a park or having sex in a bed on the Ritz
    Go and make cirgury on your nose
    bye

  3. I love this bit: “One friend said last night: “We’re really concerned. It’s long been known he’s a heavy cannabis user but we’re beginning to fear the pot may have affected his mind.” I’m so sure, pot makes you insane, thats why it was downgraded by the Home Office to essentially decriminalized in the UK.

  4. Ishnar

    omg that guy he is so old yuck gross, please with all the money i’d be fucking the chippendales…

  5. sillyqitty

    this is one helluva thing bryanboy shouldnt even engage in..it’s useless carnal pleasure at its dirtiest form. the least you can do is be bumfucked by a bunch of alcoholics but never even think about getting into the bushes or whatever and have stupid anonymous sex with some dirty old wanker. id personally prefer to be ASEXUAL than do what george did. *lol*

  6. jonathan

    I agree with G.M. I was his business and it sounds to me that he was being hounded by the London Press. What were THEY doing there? Except to embarass him and sell papers………
    George obviously likes the thrill of the hunt so let the poor man do what he likes. I´m not scandalized at ALL! Now if it was Miss Elton that would be a story but don´t we expect this sort of thing now from George?

  7. Ben T.

    Phone sex is the thing. There are no ppl with cameras lurking around.

  8. lol
    I think it’s a scream too :)
    Nice blog Bryan, I’m a regular reader but never commented to date….

  9. Lesley

    George Michael said Cliff Richard is vile and vulgar(I don’t know why he said that because Cliff never has been vile or vulgar). But it seems to me that George is the one who is vile and vulgar. Cliff can have hte last laugh.

  10. Damn George why him? CHOOSE ME!! GODAMMIT! I should start drinking loads of beer to get that kinda belly *kidding*. Well it is his life afterall

  11. Cherry

    “please with all the money i’d be fucking the chippendales…Ishnar”
    I don’t think the Chippendales have genitals, do they? Just a plastic crotch like Barbie’s Ken. And do they even bend at the hips?

  12. olander badaso from ph

    i dont like george michael that much but i LOVE to think his millions so it is definitely the most disgusting thing to if ur a rich and famous man.

  13. Shawn Mitchell

    Love George. I think what most people don’t see here is the fact that the man (George) was not all hung up on money, fame, fake friends and all that other shit. Sure George was a gay, loved to party and do what he wanted. His life was music people! and he found what little free time he had to do what he wanted and that’s when he got busted, shitty deal but George got it. I suppose that hypothetically, he could have got involved with high end guys, (Chippendale dudes) and partied more with Elton and his stud stock back in the day but George just wanted to do what he wanted because George was just a regular person and certainly more down to earth than most big league stars with big loads of cash. Having sex with bums and millionaires’ on a risk factor depends on who you talk with and what I have seen as of late, I don’t think its much different as people don’t generally chose to be poor (middleclass by everyone else’s standards) and drive Ford Vans! and sexual choices in life really don’t have much in common with what one makes, money wise. Bottom line is, people who want to fuck want to fuck, those luxuries are afforded to anyone who seeks it and wants to! Everyone’s running their dick traps (mouths) about this and that, unlike most people, George was kind, decent, generous and was just a human being like anyone else and had the erge to just hang out and be with regular people as that was George was, down to earth and certainly not a God Damned Snob like most Ritz at the Carlton Type. George is and was not a stalker, he probably just liked hooking up and having sex with regular everyday types and not supermodels’ as that was probably would people excepted and would have wanted. Non one ever asked George about what he wanted and no one cared except to criticize the man and make the poor guy somewhat go insane for the moment. It sad when a man cant just live and do what he wants but because its George and his mighty millions, people care enough to judge and the ones that do are the bottom feeding fucking losers that have amassed really nothing and certainly not any where near the sheer amounts of pure success that George truly has. Fuck Off People and let the man do what he wants: the mans no longer with us so now you can all finally shut your yappers!

  14. Shawn Mitchell

    True that ” A MEN” RIP George, Love you man! I will never forget you and your wonderful music. God Bless you , God Bless all your friends and your wonderful family and may you all find some peace through your difficult times. My thoughts and prayers will always be with you. Love and Peace.

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