Bryanboy loves SINGAPORE!

Written By bryanboy

Bryanboy loves SINGAPORE!

If you’re Singaporean and you know it, clap your hands!

Words cannot express how much I feel at the moment. I know I have a shitload of people out there reading my blog and it’s high time I dedicate an entire post to all my Singaporean readers. You all ain’t bad as what I thought. If anything, you’re all LUVERLY!!!!!!

It’s 6:03AM here on a Wednesday here in the third world and I’m trying to finish my article for a local magazine. It’s long overdue and I’m having a mental block — I can’t, for the life of god, get my mind off Singaaaaaaapooooooore!

I’ve been planning to go to Singapore for FUCKING ages but it’s only until this week that I decided "shit, I *really* have to go to Singapore!!!!".

I don’t want it to be just like any other trip. When I go there, I want to be mobbed by a shitload of screaming teenage fans, complete with cameras and cellphones, all of them screaming "BRYANBOY IS A FAGGGGGG BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!". I’ll then pose in front of their cameras with my infamous Bryanboy pose and everyone will cheer me etc. Hahahahahaha!

It’s free to dream….

So yeah… I’m definitely coming to Singapore. When? I don’t know. Definitely soon. Probably next month? I really don’t know. Soon though, soon. Within the next few weeks, I promise. It won’t be a long trip, I’d say give or take 2 or 3 days max. Perhaps a weekend? Not sure.

BTW, my bag hag Mrs. T., saw a PLUM-COLOURED Chanel 2.55 lambskin size medium bag at Chanel in Hong Kong. I wonder if they have that in Singapore. Isn’t it GORGEOUS?


Photo credit: Mrs. T

Anyway, I definitely want to do a little "meet and greet" session where I can meet some of my readers. I wanna give out my "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sticker, sign autographs, take pictures, etc. Wouldn’t that be fantastic?

Can you guys recommend a perfect cafe/restaurant to do this? I mean, it has to be planned, right? I can’t just show up in Singapore and then post on my blog where I want to meet y’all.

A friend recommended that I do a little thing at River Cafe at Robertson Quay. What do you think? I’ve never been to River Cafe but based on the website it looks like a nice place. Yes?

Otherwise, can y’all recommend a place? I want it to be informal. You know, everyone buys their own drink/snack/whatever (hahaha!!) and then I’ll just show up and greet everyone!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you all think? Is that a good idea or no?

If you’re a member of the Singaporean press and would like to interview/feature me, please feel free to email me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com. I PROMISE I’ll respond to you soon. I know, I know, I have a huge backlog but I promise I’ll get back to you when you can. All I want to do is spread my faggotry to all corners of the globe. KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE ASSHOLES!

And if you’re a Singaporean blogger, feel free to blog about me, me, me and NO ONE BUT ME. Bryanboy is coming to town!

I love you all, as always. I’ll see you soon, if you’re from Singapore!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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43 Comments

  1. OMG!…my Bryan Boy is coming to town!!!…I’ll bring you go shopping…have some great food at nice places in Singapore.I can’t wait to see youuuuuuuuuuu,bitch!
    Love lotssss!!! *muackzzz*

  2. OMG!…my Bryan Boy is coming to town!!!…I’ll bring you go shopping…have some great food at nice places in Singapore.I can’t wait to see youuuuuuuuuuu,bitch!
    Love lotssss!!! *muackzzz*

  3. Kareen

    Bryan! YOU MUST COME!!! We have to go gundown those Bryanboy wannabes together. :D

  4. OMG, am i HALLUCINATING??!!! BB is coming to SINGAPORE!!! WHOooooOOOHooooO!!! I’ll definitely be showing up wherever you want to meet, cus i love you BB!! :D :D :D (Oh and also because i LURVE those BB stickers too! heh)

  5. Partaker

    Hi – I’m from the US and have the opportunity to go to either Singapore or Tokyo for a week…Opinions?!? Thx.

  6. Bryanboy you’re my hero; honestly.
    You MUST come to Jersey. I’d totally get my crew to mob you and make you feel special and such. <3
    xx lovelove
    Zu

  7. Valerie

    I’m just a random passerby (Singaporean! :D) and I find your entries really interesting! And, welcome to Singapore – the Multi-Racial Garden City :)

  8. Do you wanna come to Malaysia too? U must come to Kuala Lumpur also, because so many yr blog readers here…
    come…

  9. yorkshire

    hahaha…. a press conference without free snacks? nyak. hahahaha. wag na lang. joke!

  10. Fairoox``

    hey bryan!! finally ur really coming… how bout doin d meet n greet session at bugis’ tong seng coffee shop? best food n definitely one of d coolest spot among teens in SINGAPORE…
    baboosh!

  11. vienne

    Yeah!! Finally you have decide to come to Singapore!! I have never been prouder than now as a SINGAPOREAN!! Do remember to tell us when u coming and what flight plus also the venue for ur meet-and-greet session!!! Please bring lots of ur BRYANBOYstickies!!!
    Besta Wishes!!!

  12. elizabeth

    incredulous. i never knew people in the world knew singapore existed. i am about to faint.

  13. You MUST come down soon okay!! There are LOADS of Singaporeans fan waiting to have their pictures taken with you and your autographs!
    LOVE YOU!

  14. Like omg, you’re coming to SG! (: Must have a meet and greet, as you said XD

  15. Firdaus

    OMG!!! When? When? When?
    If you’re really coming down here, you shouldn’t stay for 2 or 3 days. Stay at least 4 days, visit all the touristy places, shop all the malls, club in all the clubs and eat all the food you want to (Only if you dare to :P).
    Bring lots of your I Love Bryanboy stickers because SINGAPORE LOVES BRYANBOY and WE CAN’T WAIT TO MEET YOU!!! :D
    Lots of love,
    Firdaus.
    Baboosh!

  16. Oh my god..come to KL too..i’ll be the first one to be at the place that you are going to meet ur readers..and I want the I love bryanboy stickers..just drop by KL if you have the time,pleaseeeee

  17. sillyqitty

    hoy byranboy! when are you gonna post my I LURVE BB pic? do i have to say im from Micronesia or kenya? boohoo..poor little silly qitty.. :( hehehe..take care!

  18. charlotte

    omfg! YOU’RE LIKE FREAKING COMING DOWN TO SINGAPORE!??! AWYEA :) we’d be waiting! & keeping the faggotry alive!

  19. OOOOH COME TO SINGAPOREEEEEE!!!!
    cant wait for u to come here…
    so many nice places here to shop and bitch around..
    and perhaps clarke quay would be better to chill..cos its near the clubs..then you (and YOUR MILLIONS OF FANS) can head down to one of the clubs and partay!!
    now thats the singapore life!!
    =) well at least for me ;)

  20. omg you’re coming! if you’re gonna partttay at Zouk, please holla at me! i wanna camwhore with you! :D

  21. silent critic

    oh. my. god.
    YOU HAVE TO COMEEEE!!!
    THERE WILL BE THRONGS OF FANS!!
    you are famous sweetheart!!
    can’t help but love youuuuuu
    KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE!!
    BABOOSSHHHH!!

  22. yey! see you here in Singapore. Be sure to tell us where okay?
    singapore is waaayyy too small so im sure im gonna see you.
    uve got to see your kababayans.. the “ati” and the non-atis as well…
    haha
    see u. cant wait

  23. SOOOOOOO EXCITED you will be in Singapore!!
    Can’t wait!!!I want to go to your Meet-the-Fans-Session!
    Select somewhere casual but equally snooty/ostentatious ah…then I can come clad join my Chanels and Manolos too!!!
    ;-P

  24. Hey Bitch, you’ve been PhunkTV-ed!!!
    Wakakakakakakaka!!!
    if you’re coming to Singapore, tag me ya? I wanna camwhore with ya,too! Drop by Happy at Tanjong Pagar. Muack!
    Lovely!!

  25. little one

    GET YOUR CUTE LIL ASS DOWN TO SINGAPORE BRYAN BOY!!!
    i promise i’ll be the first in line to say HELLO!! and also i’llbe having my holidays in September so i’ll def take time off to bring you down to all the tourist attractions we have here, and aw man don’t stay for just 2-3 days, stay for A WEEK!! we can go shopping in all those high end boutiques and what nots! ALSO WE CAN GO PARTAY AT MINISTRY OF SOUND AND ZOUK!!
    FWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRYAN BOY IS LOVE!!!!
    <33333333

  26. wenlin

    haha i don’t think 2 or 3 days is enough. stay for 1 week! ;D

  27. marshie

    Hmm, the shopping in Singapore’s really not that great! I do all my shopping overseas since I study just outside London anyway, but CALL ME if you come!!! I’ll be here for another month and a half!!
    Um, as for location, my dad owns a chain of restaurants and there are quite a few of them, very central location. Depends what sort of cuisine you like, there are formal and informal places to dine, but the new Italian restaurant La Strada is good. Prices are steep, but La Strada Pizzeria is cheaper and the food is just as good! I’m sure I can arrange something if you need me to? (btw the Japanese restaurants are really good too, omg I’ll bring you to one of them when you come!!!!)
    As for press, I have a family friend, but unfortunately I’m not very close to him (or his dad, rather), so I doubt I can help in that aspect!
    But definitely e-mail me! I’d LOVE to meet you :D

  28. I KNOW! stay over at the Ritz Carlton Millenia Singapore! then carry out ya mini meet-and-greet session at the Snapper’s restaurant. They serve exactly seafood, not forgetting to mention the chef de cuisine is one hot swiss !

  29. eeks – but i’m currently overseas!!!! can you come during november-december please?? :o(

  30. If in the event that you do go to Singapore, I recommend staying at the Meritus Mandarin Hotel.. It’s right smack in the middle of Orchard Road and a short walk away from Takashimaya and The Paragon which are my favorite malls for designer brands… and you MUST go to Ministry of Sound (like Embassy but better) or Zouk.

  31. ichaya

    come to singapore!! it’ll be so great!! =) you could try this lebanese restaurant in the kampong glam/arab st area… it’s called “amirah’s grill”. you can call earlier and book the whole upper floor (it’s not massive tho, so be warned). nice and cosy place for a meet and greet!! =)

  32. Radiah

    Hello Bryanboy,
    A niche cafe / restaurant located at Camden Medical Centre called Whitebait & Kale, is a perfect place for your meet and greet.
    Classy and perfect like you.
    Love
    Radiah

  33. Have your meet & greet at one of the gay bars on the Tanjong Pagar stretch. You get your gay boys, fag hags and your fans! It surely can’t get any better than that!

  34. WOOhooo~ BRyanBoy ~<3333
    SINGAPORe FOR SURE WILL WELCOME U .. =)
    PLZ LIst WHEN U BE COMING OT SINGAPORE I Wanna SEE U =) UR so call transparent skin =X
    there is a place where by u can club n meet more ppl =) Clarke Quay
    & a Place for Ya to SHop till u drop.. ORCHARD ROAD
    =)

  35. Love your site!
    Come to our sunny island!
    Probably before 9th august, that;ll be our national day and you can catch great fireworks display!
    Spore’ll welcome you with open arms! Hurray!

  36. Hold it at one rochester park. It’s pretty daymn awesome i’m sure you fit in just fine. And the ambience is sex XD

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