What is the world coming into? I've been outgayed, outexcessed, outeverything! Bryanboy: OUT!

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What is the world coming into? I’ve been outgayed, outexcessed, outeverything! Bryanboy: OUT!

13/06/2006, Fan Art, Fans, Fashion, Manila

Bryanboy: OUT!

I really should stop smoking. I’ve been feeling sick over the past several days… since last weekend to be honest. That’s why I didn’t go out. God forbid my lungs give up on me. I think I’m gonna visit my doctor first thing tomorrow afternoon when I wake up.

Also, I’ve been having weird sleeping habits lately. In fact, I slept at 1AM last night, only to wake up at 8:30 in the morning. I had an early lunch then I spent the rest of the day sleeping. I’m currently spending the next few days at my grandma’s – don’t ask. Too much drama involving the familia de horreur. I think it’s best to keep it amongst ourselves (and a handful of my closest friends). I’m on dialup so I’ll do a quick post.

"I exuuuuuuberate fantasticisms"

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WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS THE WORLD COMING INTO?

I’ve been outgayed by this platypus faggot in the Bronx, NY. Here I am thinking I’m the gayest gay that ever gayed… but wait until you see this.

"Where do I put my mink? I’ll put it on the floor even though it’s EXXXXXXXXpennnnnsive!"

Video and more commentary after the jump.

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Oh please. Your mink was probably given to you by those nasy PETArds. You know how PETA donates fur to the oldies at the Soup Kitchen? Well, it’s quite obvious that this guy is a homeless person. Only homeless people have fur THAT bad.

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"3 words. Fuck you…… exclamation point ‘coz of the three."

God he looks like a fish… and I look like a complete dork, but whatever.

Remember kids… chinchilla trumps mink any time!

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Speaking of excess, I thought I’d share this with you.

Being the pretentious parrot that I am, I like to pretend that I’m wealthy. I spend every dime that I have so that people will think I’m filthy rich when in reality I’m not.

I almost had a cardiac arrest when I saw the following set of pictures.

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Get ready for what I consider "electro-shock therapy" delivered via the interweb.

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and another one…

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All pictures courtesy of purplegirl. Thank you sooo much for indulging me with such decadent things.

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Switch your blog to Typepad. I’ve been using Typepad since 2004 and I love it.

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In fact, thanks for nullifying my existence in this planet.

Hahahahaha!

My readers never cease to amaze me. The scope and reach of my blog is fantastic!

I’m gonna go have a petit mal seizure now and cry my guts out for being POOR.

You people better support my upcoming accessories collection. Hah!

And there you have it.

You all know how to get hold of me. Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. By the way, what do you think of all these pheromone things? Do they really attract people? If I buy a shitload and fill a tub of it the way Kate Moss did hers with champagne (then bathe myself in it), will I get a ton of gorgeous, wealthy guys swoon over me? Answer me you cunts!

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jes WROTE THIS 11:22 pm 13/06/2006

-"bryan boy! u are so loved worldwide! "

Aarti WROTE THIS 11:33 pm 13/06/2006

-"OMG, are they for real?? Jeez, thats ALOT of money sitting on that bed!! You deserve it alL! I love you bryanboy!! "

gwen WROTE THIS 11:41 pm 13/06/2006

-"Holy shit that is A L O T OF HERMES in one house. TOO MUCH. "

iyaness WROTE THIS 12:01 am 14/06/2006

-"you better hurry up with that accessories store of yours! i heart you "

Bryanboy WROTE THIS 12:10 am 14/06/2006

-"I exuuuuuberate fantasticisms :) "

gaia WROTE THIS 12:26 am 14/06/2006

-"The pheromones really do work. And BTW, waiting for that collection. "

Extravaganza WROTE THIS 12:35 am 14/06/2006

-"Wow, are these people from the Philippines too? If so, I think many of the natives have the "Imelda Marcos" gene. "

Bryanboy WROTE THIS 12:44 am 14/06/2006

-"Extravaganza: YES INDEED :) Gaia: I can't wait either :) "

Aatom WROTE THIS 12:51 am 14/06/2006

-"http://aatomsmith.typepad.com/aatombomb/2006/06/bryanboy_rips_i.html "

youngerspoiledsister WROTE THIS 01:46 am 14/06/2006

-"aww, we didn't mean to make you cry!! we just thought you would appreciate all those little (and big) orange boxes and bags like we do. we love you, bryanboy! "

kim WROTE THIS 02:06 am 14/06/2006

-"Hell no pheromones don't attract people. If you go get a bottle remember to have an old lady predict your future in a crystal ball on the way. Maybe a scented version will work if it smells good, but that's about it. "

ki WROTE THIS 02:11 am 14/06/2006

-"that moronic getto bronx fag's just distastefully gay... YOU on the other hand, I LOVE. "

Jade Star WROTE THIS 03:03 am 14/06/2006

-"Oh Bryanboy how I love you!!! Can I be your Fag Hag? I want to be just like you!!!! You are definitely Bad Bitch!!! Baboosh!!!! Muahz Hit me up on myspace please!!!! "

philipp reining WROTE THIS 05:11 am 14/06/2006

-"i'm from germany and i really thought your site was funny but i think it's really sad, that you call peta members 'nasty petards'. i'm a peta member too and i think animals are cute and shouldn't be killed (in the most cruel way) for their fur like they are. does that make me a bad or nasty person? some of them even get skinned alive, and you know that. so who's more cruel? me, trying to protect defenseless animals or you, not bothering about the cruel fur industrie. i'm really sad that you turned out to be such a person. "

Josh WROTE THIS 06:30 am 14/06/2006

-"for crying out loud, enough of these PETA crap..animals are animals..that's why they are called "animals!"... "

r WROTE THIS 06:43 am 14/06/2006

-"omg, i think that's my cousin. "

ajay WROTE THIS 07:52 am 14/06/2006

-"Good luck with your new quit smoking mantra. Hopefully you got my email interview and not on dial-up already?? regards B "

thea WROTE THIS 10:17 am 14/06/2006

-"haha. that kid looks so cute doing that pose "

Lia WROTE THIS 01:22 pm 14/06/2006

-"I hate them rich bitches *sob tear sob* "

kapet WROTE THIS 02:21 pm 14/06/2006

-"i dunu...that is just kind of...well, sad really. "

raskl WROTE THIS 03:13 pm 14/06/2006

-"Can I please see some bag poses. "

Flotis WROTE THIS 03:43 pm 14/06/2006

-"I LOVE ANIMALS SO MUCH I WEAR THEM EVERYDAY. "

maye WROTE THIS 04:02 pm 14/06/2006

-"whoa! that's a lot of goodies......... ^_^ "

joey WROTE THIS 04:33 pm 14/06/2006

-"i hoe that little boy turns out to be gay so he can use one of the bags!!!!! "

annie WROTE THIS 05:35 pm 14/06/2006

-"omg that person is so annoying!! someone must stab his ego to death! He is so self indulged he believed he could dance and wear a toilet matt and call it a mink "

blah blah WROTE THIS 06:00 pm 14/06/2006

-"i bet those boxes and bags and boxes are all knockoffs from hongkong or china. "

yc WROTE THIS 06:41 pm 14/06/2006

-"yay love ur blog!! "

yuki WROTE THIS 08:11 pm 14/06/2006

-"yup, PETA are ecoterrorists and people who can't realize that can.. well, get killed by animals :D "

kimmy WROTE THIS 08:47 pm 14/06/2006

-"First of all, i love love love your blog!!!! I think those pics are sketchy! i would really love to know if they are actually real, with all that grade A fake stufff going around in manila??? hmmmm makes you wonder.........and if it is real, why dont they have money to remodel that ugly house. xoxox "

kimmy WROTE THIS 09:34 pm 14/06/2006

-"OMG i just checked her site out (purplegirl) SOOOOOOO FAKE!!!! its so freakin obvious that they sell fake stuff! why keep boxes and why have almost everything in same colors and styles! PATHETIC! trying to pull it off as if it were "theirs" i doubt paris as much money as she has, doesnt shop like this! FAKE FAKE FAKE! "

catherine WROTE THIS 10:30 pm 14/06/2006

-"wahhh hermes galore!!! i love bryanboy!!! "

Jake Fabulous WROTE THIS 11:12 pm 14/06/2006

-"Guess what people not only has Bryanboy got his fingers on the fashion pulse but guess what he has his nose on the drug pulse. Guess what drug had a 10000 page article in GLAMOUR. Adderal the new pill everyones popping in Hollywood to stop hunger trumping crystal meth and cocaine! How the hell did you predict that bryan boy? "

paul WROTE THIS 11:15 pm 14/06/2006

-"music to my ears "

angela WROTE THIS 12:41 am 15/06/2006

-"dont worry you stuff is MUCH better than theirs. and theirs is probably FAKEEE haha. "

La Dolce Vita WROTE THIS 01:23 am 15/06/2006

-"heyyy Guy's..i reacted exactly the same as everyhoe here..i thought it was at Bryanboy's crib..but no it aint..im not sure if there in the Philippines..some of these peeps comments are nasty..just let it be man...dang!!! dont take to heart so much..i think its funny and cool..so much Hermes..umm seriosuly..u gotta be on a waiting list..ah hello!!! if this shopaholicmom of a Diva can get all that then more power to ya..hehe i dunno about the bangles..there a bit tad colorful..hmmm anyhow Bryanboy u gotta come to Australia..ur all we talk about..we talk shit about u hahaha nah just kidding..we got nuttin but love fo ya...haha seriosuly me and my clicks...we dig ya..ur a classic..keep it up babes... laters...La dolce Vita...Girlz Aloud !!! "

La Dolce Vita WROTE THIS 01:25 am 15/06/2006

tpnyc WROTE THIS 05:04 am 15/06/2006

-"if all of that is real, it is so typical-people have hundreds of thousads of dollars worth of clothes and bags and jewels, and their furniture is crap. Spend a little of that cash on a new bedspread for chrissake. "

Gabe WROTE THIS 03:38 am 20/06/2006

-"SOOOOO fake, I actually took the time to call the Worth Avenue Hermes boutique in Palm Beach, where I live, to ask them if any of the Hermes birkins or JPGS have stamped "Hermes" detailing on the outside flap and they said: ABSOLUTELY NOT, they're FAKE FAKE FAKE, why oh why would someone post pictures of fakes HERMES on a website filled with handbags addcited, phycho fashionistas!! thats like throwing yourself to snake pit! "

mobear WROTE THIS 05:28 pm 22/06/2006

-"that stuff is not fake, you guys are all just so overcome with jealousy you can't handle it. Fashion is about having fun, not saying "oh my god, that is so expensive, I can't have that so no one can, therefore it must be fake" grow up, when you say that things are fake you just sound like a bitchy paris hilton wannabe slighted by the universe for being poor, so you have to say that other people are lame to make yourself look better. I have to put up with spastics like you people going eh, look at that bag, it must be fake RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. P.s. I can hear you. The other day I went into BMW in Brisbane and the sales assistants chics were pointing at me, giggling as I walk past and I heard them whisper (it must be a fake). That's just nasty! Very badly brought up, I say. Pathetic, get over it! I love the collection! Fabulous darlings... I too am a shopabolic, and like anorexics, we like to share our "trophies" "

Tegan D'Irishe WROTE THIS 02:48 pm 30/06/2006

-"not to burst your ego, but i havent heard of you until now bryan boy, but now that I have, I think your pretty fucking cool, your attitude on life is just so, well yuo tell it like it is i cant explain much better than that.As to the fake/real conflict, who cares if you like it or think it looks good? both are equally fun to wear unless its that itchy fuax fur stuff, then screw that."not everything that looks good is comfortable, not everything that is comfortable looks good" I dont own anything brand name so I'm not going to start bitching about brands I never heard of, thus, taking a first impression and making it into something incomprehensibly fualty. "

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