"What Can You Say About Gay Pride, Bryanboy?" Bryanboy: SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG!

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“What Can You Say About Gay Pride, Bryanboy?” Bryanboy: SHIT, I HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN SO LONG!

23/06/2006, Bryanboy on TV, Bryanboy.com, Fashion, Friendships, Press Coverage, Television

"What Can You Say About Gay Pride, Bryanboy?"

Bryanboy: "SHIT, I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD SEX IN AGES!"

It’s 9:30AM and I just got back from my morning TV interview. Oh my god. I totally humiliated my wife. I think. Hahahaha! I think she was gobsmacked for the most part of the interview.

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We both arrived at the studio a little after 6AM, went straight to make-up and got briefed for a few seconds. Even my personal maid, the infamous Eunice, whom everyone from Los Angeles, CA to Oslo, Norway loves, was there.

Video submitted by a fan (thanks, Kelly!), after the jump. HOW CAN I REMOVE THOSE HORN SOUNDS ON THE BACKGROUND????? They sound like cars? buses? 18-wheeler trunks? Thanks for the submission though, nevertheless!!!!!!!!

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My ever so lovely Eunice who just got back from a month and half-long vacation. I love, love, love, love you Eunice! You’re more than my best friend. You’re FAMILY!

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The wife, of course, looked smashing and sophisticated: Paul Smith Cardigan, Tyler shirt, white crocodile headband, pearl necklace, diamond bracelets, Cartier watch, Hermès bracelet, Tsubi jeans and Jimmy Choos.

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Hannah and me backstage

Whereas I, on the other hand, showed up in a pink Roberto Collina cardigan, cotton/silk fuschia Gucci long-sleeve top, brown/rust Acne Jeans (Sweden), sunglasses by Christian Dior, bag from Chanel, caramel Fruit boots (Italy) and gold sequined belt (Topshop).

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Diamonds are a girls’ best friends but for a fag like me, a fag hag is the closest thing to cubic zirconia.

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The host, Hannah and me… plus some of my handbags on display…

Oh dear mother of god. It was verbal diarrhea at its finest. At least from me.

I was sooo fucking vulgar.

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Hannah, good breeding and all, kept her calm and collected… whereas I spat vitriol left and right. Hahahaha! I was a nervous mother fucker. Cut me some slack bitches. Most of the questions were directed to me and I was literally pissing my trousers every time I got asked a question. LOL.

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Hannah with the infamous Bryanboy pose.

Everything was good I think, until I trashed it all up a little bit by accidentally telling Hannah "SHIT, I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD SEX IN AGES", completely forgetting that I had the mic still on.

Oh dear. You can clearly see the look on Hannah’s face. I bet she her esophagus was dripping with venom deep, down inside.

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Ooooo I’ve got a fan!!!!!

Hahahahaha! Oh dear god. Que horror!

Are you ready to watch the video interview? You’ll be surprised. Check it out below.

And Hannah, I’m sorry for trashing ourselves in front of the camera. Shit, I AM SORRY FOR TRASHING MYSELF and YOU HAD TO BE THERE BESIDE ME.

I hope our friendship is more important than this (the same way Harvey trashed your Alessandro Dell’Acqua boots). Wolves and vultures roam in this town and I can only hope you feel indifferent after this good ol mess.

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Hahahahaha! I love you Hannah. I really do. You’re the best fag hag I’ve ever had.

And screw gay pride. I’d rather fuck a Fendi bag and shoot my load inside it than shove someone’s vienna sausage up my pundata.

I’m off to bed! We’ve been up all night, it’s 10:16AM and we have a party to go to later.

I love you all as always. I’d love to read your feedback. Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

Will I be on national TV again soon after this hilarious, profanity-infested fiasco? I hope so. Hahahaah!

Many thanks to the fabulous and warm people at Studio 23. You guys are awesome.

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Shit… I should have my own show god dammit!

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AND KEEP THE EMAILS COMING! EMAILS HAVE BEEN POURING IN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE.

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PK WROTE THIS 11:11 am 23/06/2006

-"WAGI!!!! Salamat sa pag-post ng video, no mater how balir-witch-like-cam-work it was, i'm glad i watched it. you're fabulous! "

Stroll WROTE THIS 11:14 am 23/06/2006

-"I think the interest in you, Bryan, stems from the fact that you are come off as an empty, vapid, superficial, shallow person, but then you sometimes say things that make people do a double take and believe you are a decent human being. :) I'll admit I'm hooked on this blog, anyway. And good for you for the fame you've accomplished. Hannah is a beautiful girl. "

Ernesto WROTE THIS 11:19 am 23/06/2006

-"Hola Bryanboy! I cant believe you said "Shit, I havent had sex in ages" on tv. Freaking hilarious. Im sure the Filipino viewers completely shit their pants when they heard you. Great t.v. (i hope the tv show wont get in trouble coz here in the US they wouldve been fined $250,000 for that). Anyway, its good to see you in action and Hannah looks great. I wonder what school she goes to (dont worry I have no plans of stealing your non-sexual wife). "

Barraculio J Palampatetot III WROTE THIS 11:40 am 23/06/2006

-"Hannah didn't look too happy throughout the interview. but it was a fun watch nevertheless. =P JP "

bryanboy WROTE THIS 11:45 am 23/06/2006

-"both hannah and i have been up since friggin 6PM YESTERDAY and we both didn't have any sleep. i'm sure she's got reasons why "she doesn't look happy" but i think she's fine in my books. she'd tell me otherwise ;) "

bryanboy WROTE THIS 11:46 am 23/06/2006

-"she's sophisticated, calm, collected. i, on the other hand, i'm a 1-man circus. so there. :) "

carla WROTE THIS 11:47 am 23/06/2006

-"i love ur blog, bryanboy!!! and i think u really deserve ur fame because ur not afraid to be urself... but i'm just wondering, though, why don't u go back to school? u r so lucky u have all the money in the world for it, unlike many kids your age who want to study but can't afford it. none of my business, i know. but i read ur blog and from i've come to know of u, u could be so much more than u r now if u finish ur studies. after all, even ur best friends go to school, and they still get to live the same fantasy/dreamworld of a life u live right now. "

charlotte WROTE THIS 11:49 am 23/06/2006

-"HAHAHA omgosh! bryan boy you are hot shizz! you are awesome! & hannah's beautiful. i cant believe you said that!! in singapore, thats like. taboo. you'll get fined shitloads by the government "

Itaim WROTE THIS 11:51 am 23/06/2006

-"Was Hanna High ? she's hot tho "

Anna WROTE THIS 02:49 pm 23/06/2006

-"Where did you study in high school? And where did you get that accent? It's kind of annoying. "

Cerise WROTE THIS 05:15 pm 23/06/2006

-"you are absolutely fab! I think you and Hannah will be the best of friends forever! On a different note, may I kindly ask what track did you use in your video #3. thanks bryan! "

yanna WROTE THIS 06:22 pm 23/06/2006

-"the interview was friggin' funny! bryan and hannah looked great! "

hallie WROTE THIS 06:27 pm 23/06/2006

-"hey there bryan love both u & hannah's outfits!! great to watch too "

Jen WROTE THIS 08:46 pm 23/06/2006

-"Oh BB what a great interview! It's weird hearing your voice because I've only ever 'read' you, not 'heard' you communicate! You seem mighty friendly! Have a good weekend! "

Firdaus WROTE THIS 09:06 pm 23/06/2006

-"Although I couldn't understand much of Tagalog, I could sense the fun and gaiety in the interview. Poor Hannah. She looks tired. And what Charlotte said was right. If you said that 'Shit...' thing, you're going to have problems. Although I do wish that you'll be interviewed one day on Singapore's TV where you'll spew out everything in your forthright and frank manner. By the way, when will your next podcast arrive?! Waaah! I miss your podcasts! "

alexa WROTE THIS 09:22 pm 23/06/2006

-"i love this!!! you guys are awesome! hannah looks so hot and you look so glamorous! I TOTALLY ADORE YOU TWO!!! <3 and i absofuckinglutely love the video! i wanna save it! how can i save it?? "

vt WROTE THIS 10:20 pm 23/06/2006

-"oh my god kill yourself for that sparkly gold belt! anywho u and hannah looked great! and u looked thin! the interview went really well! "

Nina WROTE THIS 11:11 pm 23/06/2006

-"OMG. I had fun watching it. I was like at the edge of my chair waiting for you to say it and when you finally did, i was all like, "Oh shit he didn't!" Hahaha.. it's hilarious. It was fun watching it, although I have to agree with JP that Hannah didn't look so happy and excited about the interview. I'd be throwing up because of excitement if I was to be in an interview on a tv sohw! But she has a good excuse. You guys need to take some rest. =) "

Gurumi`Sunday WROTE THIS 11:36 pm 23/06/2006

-"LOL! That was fun to watch! I reckon the interviewers were pretty cool about you saying what you said on camera and haha you definitely made your mark :P And Hannah is such a lil hottie :P "

Mike WROTE THIS 12:15 am 24/06/2006

-"you guys are cute "

nicole WROTE THIS 12:40 am 24/06/2006

-"hey :) ive been frequentin hannah's blog and urs too, unfotunately i dont have LJ and i cant comment on hannah's blog. i like her speakin voice! u know how u associate a certain type of voice to a person? haha i was surprised hannah's voice sound like that pala :) hahaha funny video :D "

wendy wring WROTE THIS 12:41 am 24/06/2006

-"Bryan you were sooo channelling Paris Hilton! "

Jake Fabulous WROTE THIS 12:47 am 24/06/2006

-"You do need a show fuck Oprah! "

diane WROTE THIS 01:09 am 24/06/2006

-"NAPANUOD KITA SA TV! OMG, I CAN DIE NA! hahaha, joketime! dapat pala bryan, pinapose mo rin ung mga hosts ng breakfast to do your pose... total dala mo naman ung camera mo, at andun na yung mga bags niyo! sayang yung opportunity, sobra. and seriously, i didn't think you were vulgar. it was more of refreshingly honest. and hannah was soooo pretty! i mean super super poised and ladylike! "

Vain Vain WROTE THIS 01:30 am 24/06/2006

-"Hahaha Bryan you are such a winner! "

melinda WROTE THIS 01:45 am 24/06/2006

-"i love how they'd ask you questions in tagalog, yet you answer in english. you're awesome! you and hannah are hella cute! gooooo straight girlss and their fag hags!!! "

dw WROTE THIS 02:19 am 24/06/2006

-"Hannah seems kinda zombified throughout the interview...but u did great! "

DCH WROTE THIS 03:07 am 24/06/2006

-"OMG you guys are SO endearingly FUNNY! You and Hannah definitely have great (non-sexual!) chemistry and should look into doing such segments on a regular basis. I read both your blogs regularly and hearing the speaking voices behind the typeface definitely adds another dimension to your online personas. "

Ninos WROTE THIS 04:46 am 24/06/2006

-"How cute of you sweety to call swedish people - so friendly :) "

jubie_sparklez WROTE THIS 08:33 am 24/06/2006

-"fab...totally fab..lol you two are ab fab...my friends and i think hannah's hair is freakin hot..i totally agree with melinda..you answering in english was awesome just freakin awesome..lol...the two of you killed it with your outfits..*totally blown away* "

len WROTE THIS 01:45 pm 24/06/2006

-"has anybody ever told you that you look a lot like ely buendia (former erasherhead vocalist)? because you do. "

ishle WROTE THIS 02:11 pm 24/06/2006

-"My, my, my... you are everywhere these days. Today is Oslo's Gay Parade - imagine how extra fabulous it would have been if you were here. Wow. Oslo, Norway is mentioned on this blog - I lovess it! Hahahaha "

fifi la bouf WROTE THIS 02:27 pm 24/06/2006

-"thank goodness im on night shift when you posted your breakfast interview! i was so bummed out when i missed your anc interview e.. fuck i wanna be your friend! hell i'll replace eunice anytime! :p you're so funny and brutally honest, blew the house, erm, studio down and i luuuuuuuuuuuurve it!:) hannah looked very in pretty in her ensemble and you were so flyin! :) conquer the world one interview at a time dammit! more :) "

Henry WROTE THIS 08:29 pm 24/06/2006

-"BRYAN!! i love you but you need to drop that Paris hilton "style" of talking. its not for you. That style is like a Paris Hilton signature. Create a new one! "

Lilly WROTE THIS 08:38 pm 24/06/2006

-"God, bryan you said "LIKE" and "YOU KNOW" a million times.. Cant you talk straight english? And why you are saying that people in Manila are pretentious? You are the most pretentious Filipino person I've ever seen! By the way, is it true that you buy your bags with a credit card that has a high limit and just pay interest? Thats what I heard from the A crowd in the Philippines, people who actually dont flaunt it coz they know they have it, some are your friends too honey, so be careful who you hang out with.. Sorry sweetie, I just feel so sorry for trying hards. P.S. You sound like Inday Badiday! "

Lilly WROTE THIS 08:42 pm 24/06/2006

Irene WROTE THIS 10:17 pm 24/06/2006

-"i'm that fan! =) thank you for being nice to me! "

Maeby WROTE THIS 11:05 pm 24/06/2006

-"Heeey. thats cool. I work at Greatskin with Dr. Van Wormer in Albuquerque, New Mexico USA! You're totally hot. "

Maeby WROTE THIS 11:11 pm 24/06/2006

-"Hey cool. I work at GreatSkin (medi-spa) with Dr. Van Wormer in Albuquerque New Mexico USA! You're so hot! "

charles ravndal WROTE THIS 11:21 pm 24/06/2006

-"Nice tv interview and Hannah is gorgeous! That is true that Scandinavians are really friendly that's why i never had pinoy friends here "

K WROTE THIS 12:12 am 25/06/2006

-"i think hannah's fly was a bit open while doing the infamous bryanboy pose. loving and still hooked on your blog, K. :D "

Josh WROTE THIS 12:44 am 25/06/2006

-"To the poster named LILLY - damn girl, u r such a "CRAB"... last time I checked, Bryan's headline says,"adventures of the new-moneyed classless bitch"...he never hides that he uses his plastics in all his purchases...and ur 'English" sucks!! UE grad? LOL LOL "

MRD WROTE THIS 01:45 am 25/06/2006

-"Rock on, BB! Great interview! I was hoping to see your infamous pose. I want to see more of Hannah, though. I haven't read her blog yet. "

Sabine WROTE THIS 04:05 am 25/06/2006

-"It's really amusing how you have the "kolehiyala"/valley girl accent yet your grammar, annunciation & diction is very bad. I miss the pretentious people of Manila!!! "

JJ WROTE THIS 05:06 am 25/06/2006

-"You ROCK my world. I wish I was as cool and chic as you when I was 17 ... at least I get to live vicariously through you! BTW, WHERE IS HANAH attending college. I NEED a fag-hag as fabulous as she is. "

Jill WROTE THIS 04:49 pm 25/06/2006

-"OMG. i love our helper too! it's great how much you lurve her. we love ours too!;p "

Janthina Fong WROTE THIS 05:20 pm 25/06/2006

-"what? WHAT IS THIS? im in the airport lounge in hk, mooching off internet. ive been reading up and i've missed so just being away this week. "

gina WROTE THIS 03:00 pm 26/06/2006

-"Hey! I totally loved your interview! Especially the part where you said you haven't had sex in a long time. Hahaha =)I also love the fact that you aren't afraid to express who you are and how you feel. "

aprille WROTE THIS 12:34 am 04/07/2006

-"where the hell did u buy that accent..so all filipinos talk like that? "

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