Good Morning Faggots!
First things first, BRYANBOY LOVES BOYS FROM BELGIUM, PARTICULARLY
NICOLAS. That’s hot!. Keep those "I LOVE BRYANBOY" pics coming! Email email@example.com. NO photoshopped photos please!
If you have access to third world television, be sure to watch me
and my nonsexual wife Hannah in about 2 hours’ time. What us make a complete fool out of ourselves at Studio 23’s Breakfast/Morning TV show between 6-7:30AM. TODAY!!!!!
It’s 4:07AM, I’m leaving the house in about an hour to go to the studio and I still don’t know what to wear!
Jacket by Zara, shirt by Kenneth Cole, shoes by Zara, jeans
by Alexander McQueen, belt and bag by Hermès, pearl belt (to be worn as
a necklace) from Chanel. I’m not sure whether I should use a different
pair of shoes (i.e. maybe brown Louis Vuitton)… or whether I should
use my amber + gold chain necklace by Kenneth Jay Lane.
If you’re gonna watch the show, be sure to get your cameras ready and take pictures of us in the small screen. Email them to firstname.lastname@example.org. Hannah doesn’t have a VCR and I think mine is fucked up. Everyone’s got DVD players these days…Ugh!!!!
See you soon faggots and wish me luck! I’m gonna take hardcore drugs
to keep me calm during the interview. Hahahaha! I’m kidding.
God I’m sooo nervous. Please pray that I don’t look fat on TV.
SEND ME SMS MESSAGES, WISHING ME LUCK! +63.915.785.1492 (if you are in the USA, call me, 011.63.915.785.1492)
I love you all.