Girls, pack your Goyards! We’re going to Switzerland!

Holy fucking shiyet. I was checking my emails earlier and guess what I found. Two of my readers, Vanessa and Caroline emailed me a photo of themselves with their own rendition of the Infamous Bryanboy pose, in Rome, of all places.


What really ticked me though is the gift Vanessa sent. A link to one of Switzerland’s tourism-related TV commercials.



Why not escape during this summer’s world cup in a country where men spend less time on football… and more time on you?

Click here to watch the TV commercial.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m at a complete loss of words. It’s about time someone used ‘sex tourism’ to encourage people to go to their country.

Imagine the huge influx of tourists and visitors that would go to the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives if THE PHILIPPINES used a brown-assed prostitute such as myself on one of their ad campaigns.

FUCK crystal-clear waters and white sand beaches. Everyone knows that SEX SELLS… AND SO DO I !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Girls, pack your Vuitton steamer trunks, your Goyard Luggage and Globe-Trotter suitcases. We’re going to Switzerland!!!!!!!!


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