Girls, pack your Goyards! We're going to Switzerland!

Written By bryanboy

Girls, pack your Goyards! We’re going to Switzerland!

Holy fucking shiyet. I was checking my emails earlier and guess what I found. Two of my readers, Vanessa and Caroline emailed me a photo of themselves with their own rendition of the Infamous Bryanboy pose, in Rome, of all places.


What really ticked me though is the gift Vanessa sent. A link to one of Switzerland’s tourism-related TV commercials.



Why not escape during this summer’s world cup in a country where men spend less time on football… and more time on you?

Click here to watch the TV commercial.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m at a complete loss of words. It’s about time someone used ‘sex tourism’ to encourage people to go to their country.

Imagine the huge influx of tourists and visitors that would go to the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives if THE PHILIPPINES used a brown-assed prostitute such as myself on one of their ad campaigns.

FUCK crystal-clear waters and white sand beaches. Everyone knows that SEX SELLS… AND SO DO I !!!!!!!!!!!!

Save on airfares, hotels, car rentals, and more!

Girls, pack your Vuitton steamer trunks, your Goyard Luggage and Globe-Trotter suitcases. We’re going to Switzerland!!!!!!!!


PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.


    You can pull my teat anytime!
    Switzerland here I come!

  2. Firdaus

    See do sell everywhere. It’s just how you market them to the consumers.
    Love your blog anyway, but I’m quite curious… What is the biggest factor that pulls visitor to your website?

  3. Let’s all go to switzerland and eat those steamin’ hot men! ;) btw, I swear, slowly, I’m getting addicted to the whole bryanboy thing! ;) keep ’em running! ;)


    PUTANG FUCKING INA> ang ganda ng commercial!
    and the men oooooh ooooooh oooooh la la lala
    ok lang may putok basta may ipuputok sa baba.

  5. those fucking swiss men turned my nipples into rock hard hypersensitive gems…i wish i could just drop by, suck cock and leave…and bytheway mr. fried-neurons, have you smelled all swiss men you judgemental dimwit…love swiss…

  6. Vanessa

    Hot damn! I knew you’d like the commercial. Everyone let’s go to Switzerland, NOW.

  7. I live in Switzerland..=) and the guy on the second pic was last years “Mister Switzerland”..

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