Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
#1 – I LOVE PARIS HILTON’S NEW VIDEO ("Stars Are Blind")!!! Oh my god all my anal hemorrhoids are flaring up just by watching it. Loves it. That’s hot! Ugh.
#2 – Bryanboy loves people from Malmo, Sweden, Athens, Greece, Irvine, CA, Busby, Alberta Canada, Rome, Italy, Bremerton, WA, Vevey, Switzerland, Worcester, MA, Jakarta, Indonesia, Bridgetown, St. Michael Barbados, Goleta, CA, Del Viso, Buenos Aires, Argentina, Lerster, Sweden and all the people in the small town of Mietinkyl, Southern Finland. Gimme a shout y’all. Say hi, don’t be shy!
#3 – What is that THING Nicole is eating? Photo courtesy of Celebworld.org.
#4 – This is what Jessica Simpson’s luggage looks like. With all that money she’s got, I don’t understand why she won’t get a fuckin HARD Louis Vuitton luggage/steamer trunks or Goyard! What the hell are those hideous black things anyway? Even my overused Prada Nylon bags are wayyyy better than those.
Wondering where I go to for travel deals? I love the folks at Booking Buddy! They have this once a week newsletter that they send out (NO SPAM, PROMISE!) with a shitload of travel deals. Check it out. You can always unsubscribe anytime. At one point they even had a US$148 special from New York City to Vegas!
#5 – It’s quite obvious that Mischa Barton only has one bag. For now, at least. And we’ve got the same one. I love how she’s digging the black Luxury by Chanel bowling bag. Try to get your hands on it while you still can! about US$2,160 at Chanel boutiques worldwide.
#6 – Fall/Winter 06/07 collections are out for preview at LuisaViaRoma and won’t ship till September. I’ve got my eyes on the Chloe hooded cardigan thing (€1001) and the fabulous jacket (€1695) from Christian Dior. FUCK THE SALES…. It’s time to make a shitload of money cause fall/winter shopping season starts soon! My god, I have a feeling it’s gonna be bag lady/dumpster chic all over again, thanks to Chloe…
#7 – What do you think of Marc Jacobs’ Swagger bag? I wonder if it comes in other colors… I kinda like it. It reminded me of my Ursula Elise bag in black. It looked shit in pictures but I got a shitload of nice comments from people, especially from old women.
#8 – Click here to download Paris Hilton’s new song, "Stars Are Blind", courtesy of Perez Hilton. Hahahaha! I’m totally hooked. I got it on autorepeat.
#9 – Random Cheesemax on the net…
- Oh my god IS THIS really Mariah Carey? That fat bitch lost major weight. She’s still obese though. I wanna see her pull a Lindsay or Nicole. [Perez Hilton]
- I’m sorry but I really don’t like Claudia Schiffer. Never have, never will. She’s looks like the ultimate Blonde prostitute. [British Vogue]
- There’s a new Versace in town and her name is Francesca, neice of Donatella. London Fashion School Central, Central Saint Martins, got new stars…. [British Vogue]
Bryanboy note: I always get goosebumps every time I hear the name of that school… "Central Saint Martins". A shitload of Filipinos aspire to go there, which is good. But what ticks me off is when someone goes there for a 1-week introductory course (which isn’t even a "proper" course) and then comes back with an drop dead high almighty attitude that you’d think they’re up to par with the likes of McQueen and McCartney. *sigh* It’s just like when someone claims they went to Harvard. For what, you ask? a summer course. Oh right, a summer course. Hah! Let’s get pretentious, shall we?
In fairness to them though at least they got some educated on some sort cause I’m an uneducated little piece of shit who would rather spend his tuition money at Harvey Nichols, breakfast at Patisserie Valerie, lunch at Annabelle’s and dinner at The Ivy.
- Baby for sale! I can’t believe People Magazine paid a staggering $4,000,000 for Shiloh Nouvel’s pictures. Yes, she’s the daughter of one of Hollywood’s most beautiful couple. I just can’t wait until she turns 18 and demand a name change. Such an ugly, ugly name for such a beautiful child. I wonder if they got the name from the Kabbalah Center Book of Baby Names… and I wonder if I will get the same amount from People Magazine if I adopt a four-legged Romanian Albino and call him "Nikkito Babbucino" [NY Post]
- US Weekly: What are Lindsay’s plans for fall clothing?
Rachel Zoe: Oh god, who ever knows. It’s like fashion, fashion, fashion. Can’t get enough. She loves clothes. [Read more at US Weekly]
- Miu Miu has a new website link. Check it out: http://www.campaigns.miumiu.com. I still don’t understand Madam Prada’s aversion to the powers of teh interweb.
- Hahahaha! I found this at TheFashionSpot. Certified aryanist albinist Miuccia Prada DID use someone who isn’t white on one of their ad campaigns. Her name is Naomi Campbell, circa 1994. It’s amazing what you find on the net eh?
#10 – More love from around the world. You people know who you are. I love each and every one of you. Email me more photos god dammit… and please no photoshopped images! Tsk.
Hahahaha! I LOOOOVE IT, even if that tattoo is washable.
#11 – I got 7 emails from people asking me whether they can use the Obagi’s Foaming Gel cleanser and Toner without using the rest of the creams. The answer is YES! Again, I’m telling you, Obagi’s facial cleanser is absolutely AMAZING! Shit, I use that stuff to wash my face TWICE a day. I seriously swear by it. Again, the entire bottle lasts for 4-6 months. If there is ONE grooming product you need to get, this is it. Jesus, I already sound like a fuckin infomercial. Hahahaha! But noooooooooo… some secrets are too good and I just have to share them with the rest of the world.
Keep those photos coming! I want more, more, more you fuckin maggots! Be creative! be spontaneous and for the life of god, please get men in uniform (soldiers, firefighters, sailors etc) hold the I LOVE BRYANBOY sign and take a picture of em.
As always, you know how to get a hold of me. Email email@example.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
I love you all, even if my hair looks like Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch. Ugh! Time to get a new hair color… and highlights.