Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

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Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

#1 – I LOVE PARIS HILTON’S NEW VIDEO ("Stars Are Blind")!!! Oh my god all my anal hemorrhoids are flaring up just by watching it. Loves it. That’s hot! Ugh.

#2 – Bryanboy loves people from Malmo, Sweden, Athens, Greece, Irvine, CA, Busby, Alberta Canada, Rome, Italy, Bremerton, WA, Vevey, Switzerland, Worcester, MA, Jakarta, Indonesia, Bridgetown, St. Michael Barbados, Goleta, CA, Del Viso, Buenos Aires, Argentina, Lerster, Sweden and all the people in the small town of Mietinkyl, Southern Finland. Gimme a shout y’all. Say hi, don’t be shy!

#3 – What is that THING Nicole is eating? Photo courtesy of


#4 – This is what Jessica Simpson’s luggage looks like. With all that money she’s got, I don’t understand why she won’t get a fuckin HARD Louis Vuitton luggage/steamer trunks or Goyard! What the hell are those hideous black things anyway? Even my overused Prada Nylon bags are wayyyy better than those.


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#5 – It’s quite obvious that Mischa Barton only has one bag. For now, at least. And we’ve got the same one. I love how she’s digging the black Luxury by Chanel bowling bag. Try to get your hands on it while you still can! about US$2,160 at Chanel boutiques worldwide.


#6 – Fall/Winter 06/07 collections are out for preview at LuisaViaRoma and won’t ship till September. I’ve got my eyes on the Chloe hooded cardigan thing (€1001) and the fabulous jacket (€1695) from Christian Dior. FUCK THE SALES…. It’s time to make a shitload of money cause fall/winter shopping season starts soon! My god, I have a feeling it’s gonna be bag lady/dumpster chic all over again, thanks to Chloe…


060706_swagger#7 – What do you think of Marc Jacobs’ Swagger bag? I wonder if it comes in other colors… I kinda like it. It reminded me of my Ursula Elise bag in black. It looked shit in pictures but I got a shitload of nice comments from people, especially from old women.

#8 – Click here to download Paris Hilton’s new song, "Stars Are Blind", courtesy of Perez Hilton. Hahahaha! I’m totally hooked. I got it on autorepeat.

#9 – Random Cheesemax on the net…

  • Oh my god IS THIS really Mariah Carey? That fat bitch lost major weight. She’s still obese though. I wanna see her pull a Lindsay or Nicole. [Perez Hilton]
  • I’m sorry but I really don’t like Claudia Schiffer. Never have, never will. She’s looks like the ultimate Blonde prostitute. [British Vogue]
  • There’s a new Versace in town and her name is Francesca, neice of Donatella. London Fashion School Central, Central Saint Martins, got new stars…. [British Vogue]

    Bryanboy note: I always get goosebumps every time I hear the name of that school… "Central Saint Martins". A shitload of Filipinos aspire to go there, which is good. But what ticks me off is when someone goes there for a 1-week introductory course (which isn’t even a "proper" course) and then comes back with an drop dead high almighty attitude that you’d think they’re up to par with the likes of McQueen and McCartney. *sigh* It’s just like when someone claims they went to Harvard. For what, you ask? a summer course. Oh right, a summer course. Hah! Let’s get pretentious, shall we?

    In fairness to them though at least they got some educated on some sort cause I’m an uneducated little piece of shit who would rather spend his tuition money at Harvey Nichols, breakfast at Patisserie Valerie, lunch at Annabelle’s and dinner at The Ivy.

  • 060706_shilohBaby for sale! I can’t believe People Magazine paid a staggering $4,000,000 for Shiloh Nouvel’s pictures. Yes, she’s the daughter of one of Hollywood’s most beautiful couple. I just can’t wait until she turns 18 and demand a name change. Such an ugly, ugly name for such a beautiful child. I wonder if they got the name from the Kabbalah Center Book of Baby Names… and I wonder if I will get the same amount from People Magazine if I adopt a four-legged Romanian Albino and call him "Nikkito Babbucino" [NY Post]
  • US Weekly: What are Lindsay’s plans for fall clothing?
    Rachel Zoe: Oh god, who ever knows. It’s like fashion, fashion, fashion. Can’t get enough. She loves clothes. [Read more at US Weekly]
  • Miu Miu has a new website link. Check it out: I still don’t understand Madam Prada’s aversion to the powers of teh interweb.
  • Hahahaha! I found this at TheFashionSpot. Certified aryanist albinist Miuccia Prada DID use someone who isn’t white on one of their ad campaigns. Her name is Naomi Campbell, circa 1994. It’s amazing what you find on the net eh?


#10 – More love from around the world. You people know who you are. I love each and every one of you. Email me more photos god dammit… and please no photoshopped images! Tsk.

Hahahaha! I LOOOOVE IT, even if that tattoo is washable. :P





060606_obagi#11 – I got 7 emails from people asking me whether they can use the Obagi’s Foaming Gel cleanser and Toner without using the rest of the creams. The answer is YES! Again, I’m telling you, Obagi’s facial cleanser is absolutely AMAZING! Shit, I use that stuff to wash my face TWICE a day. I seriously swear by it. Again, the entire bottle lasts for 4-6 months. If there is ONE grooming product you need to get, this is it. Jesus, I already sound like a fuckin infomercial. Hahahaha! But noooooooooo… some secrets are too good and I just have to share them with the rest of the world.

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Keep those photos coming! I want more, more, more you fuckin maggots! Be creative! be spontaneous and for the life of god, please get men in uniform (soldiers, firefighters, sailors etc) hold the I LOVE BRYANBOY sign and take a picture of em.

As always, you know how to get a hold of me. Email or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all, even if my hair looks like Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch. Ugh! Time to get a new hair color… and highlights.



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  1. bryan boy, thank you very much for putting paris hilton’s latest video link on your blog!!! i love her!!! and i’m a religious reader of your blog to..!! love u!

  2. Bryanboy…are you going to the local Gay Pride event at Malate on June 24? It’s the annual White Party at the Orosa/ Nakpil Sts. It would be nice to see you there.

  3. Hi Bryanboy,
    I like your blog & your attitude!
    Try this: watch the video and see if you can find one shot without Paris in it. You can’t. But I don’t really know this for sure, because I started feeling sick and couldn’t finish watching the whole thing.

  4. i can’t help but thinking she looks somewhat like X-tina in some parts. especially at the beginning. yeaahh i don’t really want to say what i actually think about the video on here :)

  5. Hi BryanBoy!
    I’m glad you liked my message for you…bad hairdays, drunk faced,red faced from walking to the car park, I don’t care. I just love Braynboy.
    Can’t pass the day without visiting your blog.
    Stay Fabulous!

  6. hot saucy

    what’s a typical day for you like? what time do you wake up? it seems that all you do is update your website=)

  7. that song is so damn catchy, i can’t get it out of my head

  8. I’ve been reading your blog for ages now, but didn’t leave comments till now. Keep up the good work man!
    PS: Canada also <3 Bryanboy!

  9. I think those black suitcases/bags of Jessica Simpson might be Tumi?

  10. I’m so jealous of your Chanel Luxury! It’s GORGEOUS!!! And it was totally sold out in Paris…;-(
    Oh, and I prefer the MJ Stam and Ursula Elise to this Swagger one you posted though the knotted handles are interesting but reminds me of that of the Chanel Cambon..

  11. Michael

    Not a big fan of the Marc jacobs bag, but the hoodie from Chloe is HOT!

  12. jervvis(woman not man)

    i think that paris` video isn`t good… only kisses, hugs, kisses, hugs, paris in dress, kisses, hugs … more kisses and hugs. :p I like Swagger bag, but it definetely will be better in other colors. Maybe black or pink?
    ps: naomi campbell is looking a little bit odd on those pics

  13. jervvis(woman not man)

    i think that paris` video isn`t good… only kisses, hugs, kisses, hugs, paris in dress, kisses, hugs … more kisses and hugs. :p I like Swagger bag, but it definetely will be better in other colors. Maybe black or pink?
    ps: naomi campbell is looking a little bit odd on those pics

  14. jervvis(woman not man)

    i think that paris` video isn`t good… only kisses, hugs, kisses, hugs, paris in dress, kisses, hugs … more kisses and hugs. :p I like Swagger bag, but it definetely will be better in other colors. Maybe black or pink?
    ps: naomi campbell is looking a little bit odd on those pics

  15. juanne

    hey Bryanboy, love the site, love the attitude and thanks for the link about Brangelina’s Baby
    ps i can’t stand Paris Hilton but i do like u, even if u r a gay version of her
    u still the best faggot i have ever seen

  16. Didia

    Why the hell is Paris Hilton considreed a celebrity???…. And that song is shit…

  17. Dolce

    those hideous black luggage are not cheap stuff. they are tumi’s. it’s expensive. one of the luxury luggage’s brand. even celebrities like paris, angeline and etc use it too. so i guess they are much better than ur over used nylon prada bag. babbosh!

  18. Bryanboy…PLEASE be careful…People is on the hunt for the sites publishing Shiloh’s pics. The pic was supposed to come out friday officially!

  19. Nelly

    I hate Paris Hilton and her stupid song for god’s sake!!!! she’s a flop, HAVE A GOOD TASTE BB please!!!! hear Norah Jones or hear the new Christina Aguilera’s song called “Aint no other man”, THAT’S QUALITY. ok???
    I love you bitch.

  20. That song sux, the original music is from UB40″Kingston Town”!

  21. bryan available ba sa megamall or mall of asia yang obagi na yan? san ba? hay naku pag di mo sinabi magtatampo ako, di na ko vivisit blog mo sige ka. araw-araw pa naman ako nagbabasa!

  22. Seriously, what’s up with Prada and its refusal to make a damn decent Web site? I mean, love you forever, Prada, but GET ON THE BANDWAGON ALREADY.
    That Chloé sweater jacket/cardigan/whatever is pretty hot. I’d totally tap that (if that was a female, of course).
    As always, a slave to your musings!

  23. i usually think Paris is cookey,
    but I was surprised to find this song rocks!
    I loves it too!

  24. HAHAHAHA you biatch.
    Did you really have to point out that Mischa Barton only have 1 bag? (I noticed too.)
    Youre so cruel and I love you.

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