STOP! Faggotry in Motion #003

STOP! Faggotry in Motion #003

Written By bryanboy

STOP! Faggotry in Motion #003

Stop. Read. Listen.


You know, there’s clearly something wrong with me. Less than 24 hours ago, I made myself a pact that I’ll no longer loitter around gas stations with a fast food chain just a stone’s throw away.

I got up extremely late (again) this afternoon (I went to bed at 10AM!!) I was gonna channel Caroline D’Amore but whatever. I had little time to dress up cause I was late for dinner at my grandma’s house down south. Well, I’m back home now and I have a shitload of surprises for you. It’s been quite awhile since I last camwhored and going down south is the perfect opportunity to do so.


I couldn’t find my red stripey tank so I wore my sky blue one. My first stop was the convenient store to stock up on energy drinks and cigarettes. I was *this* close to going to McDonald’s but I’m determined to lose weight. I know energy drinks have a shitload amount of sugar and caffeine but it’s better to overdose myself on that than pig out on several quarter pounders. and chicken nuggets. and 2 large fries. AND a large diet coke. Hah!


It’s funny how I look skinny up front but behind me I look like a BLEACHED WHALE! Jesus I’m so pale. I really need to smother myself in St. Tropez fake tan.


Men DO think about sex ALL THE FUCKING TIME. It’s a FACT. Question #8

Our next stop is Starbucks. Gotta load up on caffeine. I also needed a snack so I picked up a ham & cheese croissant.


Yay… no more stubble! I owe myself a facial and a powerpeel though. My skin’s soo shit these days. I should’ve worn makeup but fuck it.


Starbucks Venti Americano… no matter how crap that shit is, I still buy the for a quick caffeine fix. I love it. It’s the next best thing to their iced cafe lattes. Those frappuccino mapuccino whatever drinks are soo gay. I’d rather drink bleach than drink such fattening bile.


For some strange reason I look so butch on this photo. Sooo scary. I’m starting to look like a MAN in WOMEN’S CLOTHING.

Wait. I AM a man in women’s clothing.

Fuck off, my jeans are unisex. Hahaha. I love Acne Jeans from Sweden!!!!!


There’s something about this photograph that I love. I don’t know what it is exactly but I really like this shot.


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After the gas station, we stopped by at the freeway/motorway interchange (near my former school… the same spot where I shot Faggotry Motion #001) to take more pictures. I like that place cause there aren’t a lot of people there.

I look so pale in this photo…


.. and then I kinda look thin on this one except I kind look as if I got some muscle definition. Yuck. Remember what Patsy Stone once said in Ab Fab??? I wanna be someone with arm sinews that have just enough muscle left in my arm to lift up a credit card. Hahaha!


Oh no!!! I don’t wanna be a muscle mary. Maybe there’s some sort of an operation to remove muscle off one’s arms? Muscles are really pointless unless you work in the construction (or porn) industry.


The mandatory infamous Bryanboy pose…


last, but not the least, here’s Faggotry in Motion #003. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

You know, it just occured to me that I really should have my OWN TV show where I travel around the world, from Jakarta to Caracas, from Perth to Oslo, from Moscow to Philadelphia and and convert innocent, unsuspecting people to become congregation members of the International Church of Bryanboy Faggotry. I’d be a good MONEY MAKER!

Shit… I don’t even watch TV these days because all the shows are boring.

Remember kids…


More updates later. I need to get my act together… I’ve got a Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax entry overdue and a shitload of people are bugging me now about my latest podcast.


And for the life of god, stop asking me the name of the tracks I use in my podcasts and videos. CHECK the Bryanboy Forums ( from time to time cause that’s where I post that information. Hahaha!

Greetings from Milan! Milan! Milan!


I love you all! Email or SMS +63.915.785.1492 and tell me you love me.


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PPSS. Sunglasses by Dior, handbag by Chanel (Classic 2.55 in black caviar leather), top by Jean’s Paul Gaultier (by JPG), jeans from Acne Jeans (Sweden), quilted boots from Chanel, bracelets from Hermès.


  1. LOL that was so funny! You should really go to Philadelphia. I used to live there and the people would not know what to do with you. You could really gay up that city!

  2. demokratie

    you’re full of bitchingness (does this word even exist or did i spell it wrong) anyways bryanboy: the OST to #003 wasn’t as good as to #002. And now could you plz tell us whats the OST to #002. if not i’m gonna die searching for it on the net, downloading hundreadt of songs and listnening to them hopeing to find the RIGHT one
    take care

  3. iAmAbsurd

    i just got introduced to your faggotry & i have 2 say… i’m getting hooked by the second! i love you for making life more interesting! kisses! 0_o

  4. Mikian

    Hey I like your baboosh picture, you’re actually smiling and showing your PEARLY WHITES! luuuuvs ets <3

  5. moodmod

    Hey, don’t sweat your sinews…it’s likelier that you’re big boned

  6. yourworstnightmare

    Goddamn bitch stop eating so much. A ham and cheese croissant is just asking for bacon back, you fatty.
    Lose some weight, you faggoty fat fag, fag….fag

  7. sexypurny

    hey are u still suffering from anorexia..? i dont think so…cause it looks like your gaining weight..dont gain weight plz loooooooseee it….

  8. iyaness

    hey bryanboy, have you seen the AI finals? Prince reminded me of you. I dunno if that’s good or not. ^^,

  9. Andrea

    you are THE love!you’re amazing as usual Bryanboy..soooooooo cute!

  10. L'ávril

    you are goooorgeous, the chanel cigarette trousers were made in italy, therefore are a zero.
    You are a size zero in chanel.
    You are a size zero in chanel.
    You are a size zero in chanel.
    this is your mantra!!!
    maintain, but be careful, you don’t want a flat ass.

  11. ishle

    you mentioned Oslo.. yey. i’m still not so sure if you were the one I saw at gardermoen though. but i think i’m sure. actually, i’m pretty sure. hahahaha.
    cheers lurv. keep the faggotry real.

  12. omg bryan! i dont know if you’ll take this as a compliment or not but your crotch/groin area looks huge in the photos! hahahahaha! =)
    i’m a girl, who’s still checking out a boy, who happens to have the biggest prick when he’s wearing men’s clothing. i love it!

  13. love your faggotry vids.
    your voice is soo sexy :)
    keep the faggotry alive, bryan!
    love ya!

  14. Me♥Bryanboy

    i just loved that video.
    “Jesus.. fuck off! —>hahaha!
    you’re so cute Bryanboy!

  15. With LOVE fm Singapore

    Hey Bryan… spore loves u…! Keep e faggotry alive!!! Skinny Bitch!

  16. Great video!! It’s always nice to hear your voice..I just love it!!! Sexy ass btw!!!!

  17. You are just as weird as I am! More power bryan. Don’t forget, it’s just a small world in our hands!

  18. A*gel

    You’re just soooOOooOOoo cute!!! By the way, a big HELLO from sunny Singapore =)

  19. Savanna

    You are the sexiest gay to ever gay… EVER! Like that makes any sense. Your voice gives me eargasms!

  20. fifi la bouf

    omg! do you have brother who’s slightly more butch than you? looks exactly like you, just to have a bit more masculine..
    i wanna have your babies fuck it!:)
    luv your voice :p

  21. hahahahaha i am now a fan. QUESTION! i love the song on the faggotry in motion #3, could i have the title? :)

  22. “Oh no!!! I don’t wanna be a muscle mary. Maybe there’s some sort of an operation to remove muscle off one’s arms? Muscles are really pointless unless you work in the construction (or porn) industry.”
    I think there is a type of surgery that kills part of the nerves that control certain muscles.. I think Lucy Liu did it so her leg muscles wouldn’t get bulky and all.

  23. Roxas

    You must tell me the Style name of those Dior Sunglasses…I’ve been looking for those pair for a min.
    P.S. Let no one fan out the Flames of your Faggotry.

  24. Hey! I live near this place. SO near actually. And I also studied in CSA, THIS CSA. Hmm… maybe your grandma’s one of our neighbors. Small world.

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