I’ve Been FARKED… and you too.

First things first, I’d like to give a big shout out to more than 15,914 (and growing) individuals who visited my website in the past 18 hours coming from Fark.com. I love each and every one of you.

All ya gotta do is fall in line and wait for your turn… sloppy seconds galore.

I’m working on Podcast #006 (I know, I know and if you haven’t subscribed yet, be sure to do so by visiting http://www.bryanboy.com/podcast cause I’m about to release it shortly).

Meet FOPHEY, aka Chris Chapman from Richmond, Virginia.

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"Fophey" also knows as "Fopher" in other cultures emailed me sometime today telling me how much he loves me.

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It’s been quite awhile since I bashed someone on my website and now is the perfect time to unleash some good ol vitriol that’s running through my veins.

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Click here to view his MySpace account.

I have to give him props for for having the balls to send me such lovely email. It’s refreshing and different from all the usual ass-licking and sugarcoating crap that I get on a daily basis.

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But boy he’s got some nerve. It never ceases to amaze how some of these geeks from Pluto talk as if they’re hot shit Adonis from Greece. Heck, I’m a geek myself but you certainly won’t see me trash it up on a trailer park. I’m ugly alright. But this guy is wayyyyyy uglier than me.

Like Anna Wintour said, the best way to keep your influence is by exercising it.

I told Fophey on my response earlier…. it’s ok to be envious. It’s ok for him jealous of me. I was BORN to make you feel absolutely bad about himself and that’s exactly what I have achieved, looking at his email.

Besides, what’s wrong with Vanity anyway?

Vanity exists so we won’t wear long-sleeved tie-dyed t-shirts circa 1970s with frayed white denim jeans and pose like a faggot in some bumfuck forest in middle of nowhere North America.

Bitch, learn how to pay your respect to the QUEEN BEE OF FAGGOTRY

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because….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I swear to god, I am soooo gonna get gay bashed by my fellow fags at one point in my life. This is exactly why gay people hate me… I give them a bad name!! It’s not my fault though. They’re the ones who are bad themselves.

I’m kidding. When shit hits the fan, all you gotta do is fight back.

I love you all. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. Subscribe to my podcast bitches (www.bryanboy.com/podcast) and say hello to my on my forums.

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