Moscow Needs Some Faggotry. Big Time.

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I’m sure you’ve heard the news on how Moscow’s first ever gay pride got trashed by a ton of nationalists, skinheads, religious fanatics and such. Thanks to Moscow’s homophobic mayor Yuri Luzhkov (who put a ban on the event), Russian fags and queers were deprived of such celebration… and some of them even got beaten up.

It was awful and terrible. I really have no words. Pretty much every civilized country in this world celebrate some sort of gay pride year after year. Even Iceland has its own gay pride event.

Click here to watch the video.

Personally though, you won’t see me join such “gay pride” event. You will never (at least not in this life) see me march the city streets in full-on drag or fetish gear waving a rainbow-colored flag or dancing with a bunch of muscle maries on top of a float…

Why? I AM THE EPITOME AND THE ZENITH OF GAY PRIDE. You absolutely cannot get any gayer than me…. ok… maybe that fugly Bobby Trendy is gayer than me, but still…

I think it’s not fair for those gay Russians to be deprived of such event nor it’s not fair for them to suffer homophobia.

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It really saddens me to hear news like this because Moscow is definitely one of my favourite cities in the world. I almost consider it as my 2nd home because that city is infested with nouveaux riche bastards like me. If you’re looking for pure decadence, opulence and an effortless display of wealth and ostentation, Moscow is the place to be. Shit, I pretty much ate caviar almost EVERY DAY I was there. Caviar in the morning, caviar in the afternoon, caviar at night. I ate so much of that stuff my shit looked like goat poo, all black and beaded!

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Gangbang with navy cadets who treated me like a princess and spent their monthly salaries on spoiling me aside (that’s St. Petersburg, not Moscow), I really feel at home and ease there. ALL of the Russian people I’ve met are super friendly, warm and hospitable. ALL OF THEM took reallllly good care of me. Moscow is a fabulous place.

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Can you imagine hordes of people got beaten up on the same spot I went to just the other day simply because they’re gay?

Ohhhhh the memories of Moscow during winter time…. I’d stroll down the posh shopping streets of Stoleshnikov Pereulok in my softest chinchilla and get approving nods from “elitny” women in mink or fox who spend US$30,000 at Hermès in cold, hard cash. I’d go to the department store TSUM (which is the Russian version of Harrods) and spend US$800 on overpriced Marni sweaters whereas it only costs US$300 in Italy or in France. I even got my green Dior moon boots at the Dior boutique and paid US$600 whereas it only costs like US$295 or whatever at eLuxury.com. Moscow screams money, money, money, honey and the novvye russkye couldn’t care any less. The wealthy are sooooo vulgar it was absolutely hilarious.

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For instance, my friend Jane can easily get the best tables at the some of the poshest restaurants in town and we’d pig out (literally) on $100 plates of black risotto, endless amount of cocktails and US$1,000 bottles of champagne. There was even a time when Jane and I went out with some of her not-so-rich friends and the bouncers won’t let us all in because they look “poor” (only Jane and I were allowed to get in but why even bother when we all can’t go together).

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I don’t know who looks scarier on that photo… me or Jane. haha!

It’s also funny how I would try to go to “normal people” nightclubs and they won’t let me in because I look “too rich” whereas when I go to “rich people” places, they effortlessly let me in without any hassle whatsoever. Click here to read the story.

Enough about money and wealth.

052906_volker_1052906_prideSo yeah, all of the memories I have about Moscow have been good. In spite of all this anti-gay drama that happened recently, I wouldn’t hesitate to visit Moscow again. Maybe I’m lucky I didn’t encounter those anti-gay people or skinheads on my visits to Russia. There’s this German politician named Volker Beck who went to Moscow to support their gay pride and he literally got punched in the face by skinheads while he’s being interviewed by a television crew yesterday. TERRIBLE eh?

Here’s a photo from Moscow 2 days ago… (courtesy of news.yahoo.com).

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and here’s a photo of me at the same spot 2 YEARS ago (I couldn’t find a photo near the same spot on my trip to Russia last year).

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Isn’t it sad? Click here to read more terrible stories about Moscow Gay Pride.

It’s little things like this that make me appreciate how fucking lucky I am in this world. Faggotry, obesity, handbags and all. I don’t care what y’all say about the third world but I’m glad shit like that doesn’t happen in the Philippines. Most of the people here are accepting and tolerant. Well, that’s what I like to think. ;) Hahahaha!

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For the life of god, if the Philippines ain’t a tolerant place, how the hell can a boy like me celebrate his 17th birthday party dolled up like a young Donatella Versace in couture and Chloe shoes???

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There’s NO SUCH THING as a neo-nazi nationalist Filipino skinhead… and those religious fanatics? Pfft. Half of the catholic priests here are probably homosexual and I wouldn’t be surprised if they molest the odd choir boy here and there.

Live and let live. That’s what everyone in this planet should do.

Moving on…………….

Meet Dhani Lennevald

I was browsing one of my favourite Swedish sites, Stureplan.se and came across this Dhani Lennevald guy. I’m not usually into blondes or guys with a moustache because I think they look icky but this one is an exception. I think. Someone please get him to electrocute me anally just like what fur breeders do to kill foxes.

Oh. my. god. I want his babies god dammit! Ugh!!!

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There’s more photos at http://www.dhani.se.

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I googled him up and apparently he’s 22 years old and he’s a Swedish pop singer of some sort.

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Photo credit: Stureplan.se. For more Dhani Lennevald photos, click here.

Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

#1 – Bryanboy loves people from Kinarut, Sabah Malaysia, Weehawken, NJ, Kakogawa, Hyogo Japan, Crowley, LA, San Francisco, CA, San Antonio, TX, Philadelphia, PA, Utrecht, Netherlands, Bristol, United Kingdom, Seville, Spain, Diepenbroek, Brabant Belgium, Bratislava, Slovakia, Silvi Paese, Abruzzi Italy, Bogota, Colombia, Boston, MA and of course, all the fabulous people in Los Angeles, California. I love each and every one of you. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

#2 – I finally managed to update my baby, InsidemyBag.com. Be sure to check it out and/or email me with your submissions. Here’s what’s inside my white Goyard croisiere 35. US$1,690; Goyard is available at Barneys, Bergdorf Goodman and their boutique in San Francisco in the US, otherwise, visit www.goyard.fr for other locations.

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Goyard bag, Wallpaper* magazine, Louis Vuitton wallet, Motorola v3i, Sony N1 camera, iPod video, Shu Uemura foundation, Dior Higher fragrance, Nars multi-stick, Dior lip gloss, Badger sleep balm, Dior sunglasses, Marlboro lights, Poire zebra-print phone pouch.

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#3 – Random Cheesemax on the net

  • What kind of name is “Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt”? The most beautiful baby in the world has the ugliest name EVER. [SocialiteLife]
  • All it takes is a little cocaine to give a fragile skinny woman the power of a polar bear. Kate Moss goes nuts on the paparazzi. [The Superficial and Oh No They Didn't (pics)]
  • Nicole Richie hits McDonald’s! Apparently I’m not THE only one…. hahahaha! [Wenn Photo]

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  • I really don’t like Clay Aiken. I’m sorry. I think he’s really fugly, disgusting and he’s a fuckin freak. So what if he can sing? His mom should’ve aborted him ages ago. [Best Week Ever]
  • Is Jennifer Gardner’s nanny a Filipino or a Mexican? Ecudaorian, perhaps? You decide. HAHHAHAH Oh my god I’m gonna get shot one day for being racist. [People]

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  • Joshua Jackson is still alive? Jesus. [Wenn Photo]
  • I DON’T LIKE DIOR’S CRUISE COLLECTION. AT ALL. [Style.com]
  • The clothes are ok, the gladiatoresque footwear are nasty but the accessories are lovely. I love Chanel! [Style.com]

#4 – Eluxury is having a huge sale! Click the banner below to shop the sale! Be sure to search for some of the items that I’m eyeing on.

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  • Emilio Pucci large beach tote $378 (used to be $540)
  • Marc Jacobs Collection draped neck silk top $311 (used to be $890)
  • Ben-Amun white beaded torsade $129 (used to be $180)

#5 – Please tell my Mexican buddy Mauricio that he should stop going to sex clubs because celibacy and abstinence is the new black.

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mauricio: i did get a blowjob from someone who i couldn’t see though
BryanBoy: oh jesus
mauricio: it was pitch dark. and the schtick is that it’s a nudist bar. so you have to go nake
BryanBoy: i’ve only been to a sex club once… for like 5 seconds before i bolted out of the door
mauricio: i’m going back tonight
BryanBoy: at least you know where you got herpes from LOL
mauricio: oh but you can’t get anything from a bj from getting one
BryanBoy: yes you can. if the guy has herpes outbreaks around his mouth and gets in contact with your pungent musky mexicano groin area, wham bam wham you got the herpes gift that keeps on giving
mauricio: it’s highly unlikely. how can you be safe?
BryanBoy: it’s a dark room you know
BryanBoy: the only thing worse than catching hiv is having sex with a hairy old fat man. frankly, i’d rather pick hiv.
mauricio: hahahahahaha you’re no fun
BryanBoy: havent you heard? celibacy and abstinence is the new black
mauricio: ew. black death you mean

#6. More love from around the world. Bryanboy has definitely gone global. I KNOW I SAID NO PHOTOSHOP but whatever. Who am I to complaining. PLEASE AVOID PHOTOSHOPPING PICS AND HOLD A REAL SIGN GOD DAMMIT! HAHAHAHA! I’m kidding. I love you all though, photoshop or not. Japan, Philippines, Australia, Hong Kong (even Barbie fuckin loves me….), even all the way from London, UK…

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Note: Johan from Melbourne, OZ, you bitch, it’s sooo obvious you photoshopped it. HAHAHAHA!

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I think that’s all for now. Gotta work on my podcast. HAHAHAHAH! It’s Monday, 5:26AM.

You all know how to get hold of me. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all. I really do.

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