Podcast #005 – PARIS
Ah Paris… the international headquarters and the motherland of all things fabulous.
Everything here is just utterly, utterly gorgeous. I can roam around town and never get bored or run out of things to see. The breathtaking architechture, the fantastic attention to detail, all the museums, shops, cafes, restaurants, people… everything!
Today’s podcast is dedicated to my love for the most magical, enchanting and seductive city in the world. There is NO other city in the world that exudes beauty and drama like Paris does. Beautiful place, beautiful people, beautiful things, beauty beauty beauty!
The tracks on my latest podcast gives me flashbacks of all the memories I had the last time I went to Paris (mid-December 2005).
For instance, the song "Summer in Paris" made the dreaded ride from Charles de Gaulle airport to my hotel at 16th arrondisement bearable.
And then there’s the time when I had "Naturally" playing on my ipod as I sashayed down Saint-German-de-Prés on a clear, winter afternoon after paying visit to Café de Flore.
I also put on my best John Galliano outfit (and high-voltage attitude to match) when I powerminced like Mariacarla Boscono (on a Cavalli show) around Le Marais while listening to "What Else Is There" (Royksopp). It’s soo gratifying deep down inside to put that arrogant "I’m a rich bitch, get out of my way you fucking minimum wager… take one good look at me because this is how you should do it" walk. I’d get murdered right on the spot if I do that here in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives.
Yaddi yaddi yadda.
Out of all the podcasts I did, I think this is the best one so far. I wish I knew how to speak the lingua franca of pretentious people worlwide fluently but alas, my French is limited to putain de salope, pede et morue. I know I’m gonna get shot sooner or later by a Frenchman for bastardizing their language.
Nevertheless, as compensation for raping your ears, I went ahead and sang a song to the tune of "Joe Le Taxi" by Vanessa Paradis. It’s the only French song I got memorised, thanks to John Galliano for using it on one of his shows.
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Lookie lookie at what I found earlier. Even French Boys send in their best rendition of the original and infamous Bryanboy pose. I LOOVE it.
Isn’t it fantastique??? One of them even got my Great Wall of China in November ensemble last year… shorts, tights, high-cut shoes. I like his touch though… he wore Burberry (eeek!!! chavs) as a scarf and Converse whereas I wore Lagerfeld Gallery by Karl Lagerfeld fox fur stole and Yves Saint Laurent shoes.
The tables have changed and it’s the French copying underaged, Asian sexshop, I mean, sweatshop workers like myself. HAHAHAHA!!!
I’ll keep this entry short and sweet. I’m knackered to the bone, it’s 12:50PM and I need to sleep. You know how to get a hold of me. Email firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
I love you all!
PPSS. Keep an eye out on my blog entry later tonight when I wake up. It’s gonna be FUN, FUN, FUN, I promise you. Baboosh!
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