Podcast #005 – PARIS

Written By bryanboy

Podcast #005 – PARIS


Ah Paris… the international headquarters and the motherland of all things fabulous.

Everything here is just utterly, utterly gorgeous. I can roam around town and never get bored or run out of things to see. The breathtaking architechture, the fantastic attention to detail, all the museums, shops, cafes, restaurants, people… everything!


Today’s podcast is dedicated to my love for the most magical, enchanting and seductive city in the world. There is NO other city in the world that exudes beauty and drama like Paris does. Beautiful place, beautiful people, beautiful things, beauty beauty beauty!

043006_parisThe tracks on my latest podcast gives me flashbacks of all the memories I had the last time I went to Paris (mid-December 2005).

For instance, the song "Summer in Paris" made the dreaded ride from Charles de Gaulle airport to my hotel at 16th arrondisement bearable.

And then there’s the time when I had "Naturally" playing on my ipod as I sashayed down Saint-German-de-Prés on a clear, winter afternoon after paying visit to Café de Flore.

I also put on my best John Galliano outfit (and high-voltage attitude to match) when I powerminced like Mariacarla Boscono (on a Cavalli show) around Le Marais while listening to "What Else Is There" (Royksopp). It’s soo gratifying deep down inside to put that arrogant "I’m a rich bitch, get out of my way you fucking minimum wager… take one good look at me because this is how you should do it" walk. I’d get murdered right on the spot if I do that here in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives.

Yaddi yaddi yadda.

Out of all the podcasts I did, I think this is the best one so far. I wish I knew how to speak the lingua franca of pretentious people worlwide fluently but alas, my French is limited to putain de salope, pede et morue. I know I’m gonna get shot sooner or later by a Frenchman for bastardizing their language.

Nevertheless, as compensation for raping your ears, I went ahead and sang a song to the tune of "Joe Le Taxi" by Vanessa Paradis. It’s the only French song I got memorised, thanks to John Galliano for using it on one of his shows.


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Lookie lookie at what I found earlier. Even French Boys send in their best rendition of the original and infamous Bryanboy pose. I LOOVE it.


Isn’t it fantastique??? One of them even got my Great Wall of China in November ensemble last year… shorts, tights, high-cut shoes. I like his touch though… he wore Burberry (eeek!!! chavs) as a scarf and Converse whereas I wore Lagerfeld Gallery by Karl Lagerfeld fox fur stole and Yves Saint Laurent shoes.




The tables have changed and it’s the French copying underaged, Asian sexshop, I mean, sweatshop workers like myself. HAHAHAHA!!!

I’ll keep this entry short and sweet. I’m knackered to the bone, it’s 12:50PM and I need to sleep. You know how to get a hold of me. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!


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PPSS. Keep an eye out on my blog entry later tonight when I wake up. It’s gonna be FUN, FUN, FUN, I promise you. Baboosh!

PPPSSS. Tell me what you think of PODCAST #005! Post a comment on my site or email me.


  1. I’m listening to your podcast right now. So far I’m loving it!
    oh yeah, and of course you look fabulous!

  2. great podcast.. made my labor day weekend more bearable…
    thank you for keeping it real.

  3. Show us your ENTIRE bag collection! I’m in love with what I’ve been seeing so far, and I want to drool some more. Hahahah.

  4. Michael

    PLEASE POST THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST FOR YOUR LATEST PODCAST! I’m in love with all the songs and just have to download them now!

  5. Brian boy, the few times I’ve visited your blog I’ve been afraid that if I don’t ridiculously love you, I’ll despise you and visit your native third world just to set fire to your collection of Fendi bags.
    But now that I see you in a photo wearing obnoxious fox fur, I see that there can be nothing but love between us.

  6. FORGIVE MY BAD ENGLISH:I M FRENCH BOY FROM THE MIDDLE WEST…Anyway i think you are the croisement/mix of mishima+jocelynwildenstein with a little thing extremly dark and shiny at the same time…
    i love paris(both)to §
    and unlike JOE LE TAXI je vais partout
    ou l’underground luxe se manifeste.
    je vous salue.

  7. bonjour bryanbabe,
    love the podcast darl. gay paree indeed. it almost transported bourgeois babboon like moi to beautiful french capital. sigh. or want to scratch your eyes out and pluck the chanel handbag away from you. your french is not so bad either but what does aussie babboon like me know? ;-) bisous,

  8. Who is that boybitch with the fucking boston bag???!!!!

  9. Umm, wait a sec. Is that bag fake? :-S
    The shape looks weird and what is that hardware at the top of the Gucci ribbon. Bryanboy does not carry fake bags, so how could he. Tacky tacky tacky.

  10. caroline

    Oh noooon that was the wrong comment to the wrong place…..anyways I still want to have a word with the French Boys who called you that…p…etc…RUUUUUDE !
    parce q on t adore, reviens !
    gros bisous

  11. .MAiNE.

    has bryanboy not woken up yet? i wanna read anothaa entry. bwahaha.=)

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