AZNNNN FUCKIN PRIDE, Fendi's B-bag, Kimora's a Keeper, Lucky Jean, Forbidden Fruit, Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

AZNNNN FUCKIN PRIDE, Fendi's B-bag, Kimora's a Keeper, Lucky Jean, Forbidden Fruit, Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

Written By bryanboy

041806_kimsamsoonAZNNNN FUCKIN PRIDE

Oh my god. You are so not gonna believe what I’ve gotten myself into these days.

I am sooooooooooo sorry for the lack of updates recently. My mother made me watch all these Korean DVDs and thanks to her, I’m totally hooked. I just finished watching the entire "My Name is Kim Sam Soon" set… all 9 DVDs of them.

I’m telling you… those Korean DVDs are evil. EVIL EVIL EVIL!

I bet my soul is burning in Seoul as I speak. All these Korea Korean nonsense DVDs are a threat to my fabulousness – I haven’t done anything productive in the past 2 days.

I don’t even know why I liked watching em. I laughed. I cried a little bit. I got pissed off. Heck, I could barely understand the English subtitles yet the damn soap was entertaining.


Someone please rescue me before I develop an intraracial obsession.

I’m seriously thinking of buying a plane ticket to Seoul and get myself a Korean loverboy. Those Korean guys are starting to grow on me. I think they’re lovely. A shitload of them look gay. Take that Hyun Bin guy (one of the lead characters in Kim Sam Soon) for instance. Man, he looks soo gay he’s soo cute.

Look at those nails!!!!! French tips! They’re SOOOOOOO FUCKIN GAYYYYYYYYY!!






I already feel dirty for googling him and search for his pictures.

Why oh why am I doing this? This is completely absurd and preposterous. This AZN obsession has to stop. Next thing you know, I’d be dancing to J-POP (Japanese Pop), wear Hello Kitty outfits and say SUPER KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII.

Besides, I don’t wanna end up with someone who looks like this.


Dirty dirty dirty.

You know what’s even funny? I’ve been having daily chat sessions with one of my long-time Mexican buddies, Mauricio, who is now in Madrid. We’re both having a little asian obsession right now. SOMEONE PLEASE TURN US INTO TAI-TAIS!!!!!!

mauricio: you got to fix me up with one of your rich asian friends

BryanBoy: they’re all straight and married hahahaha

mauricio: fuck dem asians

BryanBoy: exactly. we need aryans sweetie. think of the babies. mixed race babies are the chanel of babies

mauricio: i want asian, it’s easier, they’ll be all ooh and aah with my big eyes and my natural wavy hair, and my big dick cuz these are asian. everything is big to them.

BryanBoy: hahahahahahahahaha

mauricio: i love being un-PC

BryanBoy: look at friggin AZN pride. it’s like incest. it’s hard to penetrate asian society. no wonder everyone looks the same.

mauricio: but i look white. they love the white

BryanBoy: not the yellow ones babe. it’s the brownies who love the white. sucky sucky 5 dolla you love me long time 10 dolla. you gib 20 dolla i gib free tom yum

mauriciom: out of roast duck?

mauricio: dood, these brownies need to get with the program and give me money


mauriciom: i’m so going filipino hunting

BryanBoy: Come to the philippines. They’d LOOOVE you here. Flips love foreigners. you’d be soooo exotic here.

mauricio:  maybe then i can be a tai tai

mauricio: i need a tagalog dictionary if i’m gonna successfully infiltrate filipino society

BryanBoy: hmm. you don’t need a dictionary babe. all you need to do is wave your exotic dick and speak the international language of love.

Enough already!

I don’t wanna be disowned by my own race. Being disowned by your friends and family is bad enough. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Peace out.


Fendi’s B-bag

Get your Fendi B bags PRONTO! Just got a medium-sized canvas B-bag with the black patent and it’s gorgeous! I know I look rough and unshaven – I asked my maid Eunice to take these photos at 5:17AM earlier when I chatted to my buddy Mauricio in Madrid.



Norma Kamali for Everlast black cocoon cardigan, cheapo black tank top from god knows where, jeans by Cheap Monday, Fendi B bag, Dior sunglasses.


Large patent leather B bags run at US$2,000 while the medium-sized canvas bag with black patent leather buckles is set at US$1,430. Available at, Neiman Marcus, Bergdorf Goodman and Fendi stores worldwide.

Kimora’s a Keeper

I’d like to say hello and give a big shout out to all the wonderful people from CRUNKTASTICAL (aka CRUNK + DISORDERLY). I love each and every one of you bitches. I’m glad to know that one of the hottest sites for African-American entertainment loves me.

Some of you think that I can give Kimora a run for her millions but in all seriousness, I’m just a little dirty middle class brown gook who lives in the cesspit of a fabulous land in the third world called the Philippines. If you can find me a sugar daddy, preferably with ill-gotten wealth (i.e. firearms business, drug dealing, stolen cars, insurance fraud, etc), no older than 35 with at least 9-figures worth in liquid assets and a 9-inch dick, please feel free to pass them my web address and tell me to contact me as soon as possible.


I’ve got no words to say. Kimora likes to soak her feet in champagne. That’s outrageous! I know good ol’ Kate Moss filled a tub with bubbly at one point but this is something else. Thanks for giving me a new photo to jack off to. A friend and I loved that ad campaign where she came out of a private jet. Kimora’s a keeper y’all!!

Visit Crunktastical at

Lucky Jean

Her name is Jean Godfrey-June and she’s the Beauty Editor of Lucky Magazine.

Photo credit: New York Times

According to the her interview published at the New York Times, this v.v. Lucky lady gets anywhere between 50-250 product samples daily, along with fabulous items such as Pucci scarves, yoga mats and novelty chocolates. The article also mentioned how beauty editors (at least in the USA, don’t know elsewhere) also get Prada outfits, Cartier watches, free restaurant meals, press lunches at the Four Seasons, cosmetic treatments, exotic trips, free limo rides and trips to La Perla with $1,000 gift certificates etc. that sort of thing.

Click here to read the article.

I have one thing to say: HOLY FUCKING SHIYETTTTTT.

I am soooo fucking jealous.

I think I already wrote on a previous post that I read a British Vogue article about another beauty editor who literally filled her entire house with beauty products to the point where she stored hundred-dollar creams and potions in her kitchen cupboard.

Also, one of my good friends here in Manila told me how her car trunk was constantly filled with beauty products when she held the same position at one point.

Set it in stone bitches. One day I’m gonna have a job exactly like that.

Except I’d get free accessories. Lots and lots and lots and lots of free accessories.

Forbidden Fruit

Am I really the forbidden fruit? What do you think will it take for someone like you to love me?

Sometimes, I feel like I’m a bald, virgin vagina that belongs to an 11 year old named "Tiffany Tara". You know you want to love me but you can’t cause you’ve got yourself on a self-imposed restraining order. It’s forbidden. Very forbidden.




What’s up with all these white people sending tummy pictures? I WANT FACES GOD DAMMIT. Thanks for the love though ;)



As always, you know where to send imagery of your love. Email 

For the life of god, please be creative. I’ve been begging and begging and begging and begging for you people to go to the nearest fire or police station and get a bunch of macho, muscled men in uniform hold the "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign. HAHAHAHAHA!

Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

#1 – Bryanboy loves people from Conegliano, Italy, Eggenhof, Germany, Aalbeek, Netherlands, Mechelen, Begium, Helsinki, Finland, Gatineau, Quebec Canada, Diserd, Sweden, Oxton, UK, ozone Park, NY, Essendon, VIC Australia, Parow, South Africa, East Meadow, NY, Wirksworth, UK, Monrovia, CA, Kiel, Belgium, Solna Sweden, Lisbon, Portugal and of course, all the gorgeous guys and hot chicks from Orlando, FL. I love each and every one of you mother fuckers. Say hi, don’t be shy!

#2 – I love Kim Aviance. You have to watch this video. If Amanda Lepore is the world’s #1 transexual, Kim Aviance is the world’s best drag queen.


Click here to watch Kim Aviance at Amanda Lepore’s birthday.

My friend Mauricio told me that we should roll like Kim. I told him not with confetti but cold, hard cash or cocaine. Then he said, cocaine bricks and Harry Winston diamonds!!!

Imagine the show eh? I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!

#3 – I just checked my stats and I’m quite surprised how only 13% of my readership comes from the Philippines. Prime proof that my laughable presence is still relatively unknown in this country… Either that or more and more people from other countries are reading my blog therefore fucking up my Philippine-related statistics.

Believe it or not, I’d rather be unknown in my homeland so I can still keep this place as a safe haven of some sort. One must be insane for wanting to be a big fish in such a small pond.


#4 – I need a publicist. For free. Someone who can make me even famous in exchange for sexual favours. Someone like Eliot Mintz, who is Paris Hilton’s publicist, except cuter.

Shit, I can’t even believe I asked one of my friends whether he’s gay or not. My friend hasn’t even heard of him. I searched on google for his picture and found this.


I guess anyone who looks like a carrot standing next to Yoko Ono is gay. My friend told me he looks antique. HAHAHAHAH. I replied back telling him Eliot kinda looks like vintage Louis Vuitton steamer trunks pre-monogram era. Whatever, right? He’s still one of Hollywood’s most powerful publicists.

#5 – Speaking of Louis Vuitton, it’s been ages since I visited their website. I went there the other day and boy I had goosebumps watching (and listening to) the flash file intro. You have to see AND listen to it for yourself. Click here.


#6 – Man, Marc Jacobs is lookin really old these days. Marc having lunch with La Lohan.


#7 – Does anyone know who made the skinny jeans Nicole is wearing? I want them…


#8 – Keep an eye out on Gram shoes/sneakers. Gram is one of Sweden’s newest design exports. I really, really, really love those Swedes.

They even named their shoes based on the weight of the shoe themselves. Personally I like the high-cut sneaker in white denim.


#9 – Have you ever been harassed on the street? You have to check out this blog. It’s soooo hilarious. Women all over the place take pictures of their harassers and post them online.

Harassment is wrong, evil and dirty. But in all seriousness, if my harasser is cute, hot, rich and well-hung, I’d open my ass wide and give it to him with no restraint whatsoever.

I’m gonna stop myself from making comments about sexual harassment. I don’t wanna open a can-full of worms because at the end of the day, I’m still a perverted faggot.

I think that’s all for now. I REALLY have to work on my podcast and reply to all my emails.

I love each and every one of you. Email or SMS +63-915-785-1492.


PS. Discuss this blog post here.


  1. Hey there honey :) This is Fresh from Crunk and Disorderly and let me just say that I love you! I sent an email to you ranting and raving. If I only had a quarter of your handbags man, LOL. Anyway, thanks so much for the love :)

  2. Totter Tot

    I love My Name is KSS. I bought one[Green Rose VCDS though.] and it has an engrish subtitle. Haah, I spent my own money buying it, yeah, we’re poor. So, gimme one of your bags and I’ll use it in June, first day of college!! Waaah. Thanks in advance!! Lol.
    Hyun Bin is cute but DANIEL HENNEY is handsome. What d’ya think?
    Amanda Lepore looks very scary even with make-up, I’ll faint if I’ll see HIM without the
    Those 406g sneakers rock!
    Triple Nicole’s body and that’s my figure! I’m very faaaat! Waaah. That’s it! My bag ah! Thank you.
    You’re making my day!

  3. Totter Tot

    I love My Name is KSS. I bought one[Green Rose VCDS though.] and it has an engrish subtitle. Haah, I spent my own money buying it, yeah, we’re poor. So, gimme one of your bags and I’ll use it in June, first day of college!! Waaah. Thanks in advance!! Lol.
    Hyun Bin is cute but DANIEL HENNEY is handsome. What d’ya think?
    Amanda Lepore looks very scary even with make-up, I’ll faint if I’ll see HIM without the
    Those 406g sneakers rock!
    Triple Nicole’s body and that’s my figure! I’m very faaaat! Waaah. That’s it! My bag ah! Thank you.
    You’re making my day!

  4. Godamit,i have my fianl exams tmr and the day after tmr…but i’m still spending a lot of time on reading ur blogs…
    Bryanboy’s website is EVIL..
    Love you for ever!^^

  5. “..Besides, I don’t wanna end up with someone who looks like this…”
    Ew, that guy tries way too hard. And um, is that a spatula hanging off his neck?

  6. Yes..Those look like Tsubi jeans on Nicole.That’s all she’s been wearing recently :)

  7. bryanboi! i loooove your new fendi…pair it with some patent leather pumps like nicole! anyways, google “taebin” for a hot korean boy…

  8. Hello!
    Just wanna say, I’m one of your biggest fans! And your purses/bags/handbags are GORG-OZZ. Good grief darling, wherever do you get them? Tell me! And I just luuuuv your style! Keep it up! And dont let all those haters tell you otherwise! They’re all just jealous…

  9. Iloveyou:)

    Nicole is wearing a pair of Tsubi jeans. I think you’d be 287432 times hotter wearing them than she does ;)

  10. michelle

    hey bryanboy! might as well fuel the korean drama obsession while it lasts…get your mum to check out this show – stairway to heaven.
    it was the highly rated k-drama of 2004 or something, and the leading man is hawt! seriously good stuff.
    take care, looking good!
    <3 from malaysia

  11. i randomly found ur site on
    i gotta say, i absolutely love it!! you seem like such an awesome person! :)
    i’m gonna be visiting a lot more now heheh :)

  12. heee. Korean movies are good! you should try watching My Sassy Girl. =)
    anyway, you don’t date asian people?
    haha. =)
    take care always! love love*

  13. oh my gawd!!! you have a Fendi B-bag!!! ….waaahhh!! …i hate you for that! …no, i take that back… i heart bryanboy!..teehee!

  14. mz.camille

    im so0o in love with your fabulousness.. i think you’re from the fab south.. because some of the pictures are taken at ATC.. anywho0o.. i like that we both like ALMOST same things & people.. the difference is you can afford them.. i just can only afford to look at them.. =( (sniffles) hehe.. its all good.. just looking at you makes me smile.. hope ill get to see you in person.. =) ciao bella!!

  15. those tsubi’s are only AU$180 here in australia. its the cheapest style but the most popular. 1) because they dont stretch as badly as the rest of the other styles and 2) because they’re the cheapest? lol. it’d probably be more expensive buying them from the US. but yes, they’re hot. word of advice. dont get black. mine have faded to a really dark grey. ta ta :)

  16. dirrtyindior

    OMG, I love K-drama! Here in Hawaii there is a local station that plays korean dramas and KBS America just went on this month. if your looking for a tear jerker wach yellow handkerchief, if your looking for romatic comedy watch full house. two of my favorite actors are danielle henney and won bin.

  17. hey, i just finished watching My Name is Kim Sam Soon too.. it’s a really entertaining drama..

  18. martinichick

    I love KSS and Hyun Bin, last year he went off to bora. Love yah, Bryanboy!!

    He IS hot indeed, I’ve got an aznobsession too :$, started about 2 years ago and… still going… but not so bad as it used to be, I don’t have just ONE type anymore =p. Keep on doin ur thing honn, lovin’ it! XXX

  20. Firstly, LOVE you Fendi B-bag *drool*, and I can’t belive you got hooked on that Koreanovela crap! haha Secondly, Nicole Richie’s jeans are Tsubi’s.. An Australian brand. I’m from Sydney and they’re EVERYWHERE here! I wore mine to death whilst I was in Manila and NO ONE knew what they were LOL..
    They cost a sh*tload in the US but here in Aus, they only range from AU$180 – $330. Email me if you want stockists, or checkout their website

  21. Haaaa Bryan!
    One more person to those thousands who like KOREAN GUYS. Aaaahhhhh Korean guys…mmm….check out Se7en too, he’s HOT. *drools* ^^;;;
    Love that J-POP thing, hahhahahhaha you definately made my day with that. XD

  22. faustine

    you watched Kim Sam Soon and forgot to say anythinga bout daniel henney? he’s just as hot as hyun bin is. actually they’re both gorge. drool.

  23. i think theyre tsubi….but bettina liano is also good too. they hide thunderthighs

  24. jake_stinson

    hey bryan . . . .hoe you could post comment on michael kors spring collection…will love to hear it from you…. :)

  25. oh gosh! you too got swayed by the Korean Wave. ooohweee!
    seriously, KSS is a great series. got me laughing from the first episode and, yes, hyun bin is sooo friggin hot.
    and why go to seoul when you’ve got tons of cute koreans hovering in the metro? i’ve already hooked up with one. it was quick, but memorable.

  26. “I guess anyone who looks like a carrot standing next to Yoko Ono is gay”????
    “Mixed babies are the chanel of babies”????
    I AM DYING!!!! Once again, u r 2 2 much.

  27. anonymous

    hey bryanboy,
    I came across your blog and just wanted to say that Nicole Richie buys her skinny jeans from Tsubi and Earnest Sewn.

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