Long, Hot Summer, Man Meat, Random Cheesemax

Written By bryanboy

Long, Hot Summer

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Remember how I recently complained on how I *NEVER* get free trips?

Well, I got my first ever "free" vacation without paying a single dime on BOTH the airfare and hotel accommodations.

I just got back yesterday morning from a wonderful weekend in Boracay Island, one of my favourite islands here in the third world. The Local Government of Malay, Aklan and SEA Air sent over 120 members of the press, local designers, models and celebrities for a weekend of food, fun and frolics. SEA Air flies several dozen times daily from Manila – the fastest way to go to the island… 35 minutes! I stayed at the Pearl of Pacific resort.

Speaking of summer, it was sooo hot in the island I was sweating VODKA round the clock. I swear to my grandmother’s grave that vodka overflowed the mother fuckin island… the more I drink, the more I sweat. I pretty much got intoxicated each and every night I was there. In fact, I got back to my old drunk dialling habits; I drunk-dialled some of my girlfriends in Manila (and all over the place) at friggin 4 in the morning. I got soooo hammered one night and I rang some of my friends whilst running on the beach on the way back to the hotel at dawn – alone and drunk. Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In spite of being on the island for 4 days, I only managed to swim once and sunbathe for about 10 minutes! I’ll definitely come back though (soon) and enjoy what the island really has to offer, sea, sun and sand, amongst other things, with very close friends and/or family.

P.S. Boys and girls, you gotta check out that new place called Asya Resort. It’s sooo GORGEOUS! All of their chic guestrooms are decorated in a modern manner and the bathrooms are extremely spacious. I love that resort and I’ll most definitely stay there the next time I’m back in the island.

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What’s up with the abundance of guys emailing me recently?

From NYC to California, I’ve been getting a lot of emails (and pictures that can give any random dirty old pundit a hard on without using viagra) from all these guys recently.

For the life of god, just get a bloody plane ticket and come visit me here in the third world/Las Islas Filipinas! You know who you are. Plane tickets are cheap and I’ll give you a lovey lovey good time!

Meet Jose Luis from Mexico.

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As always, you know where to send your love. Hold a bloody sign that shows you love me or do my infamous pose. Email bryan@bryanboy.com.

Big shout out to Kimberlycun of Kuala Lumpur, malaysia. Gorgeous, gorgeous gal.

Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

#1 – Bryanboy loves people from Quinta De Verdelha, Lisboa Portugal, Palo Alto, CA, New Haven, CT, Elmira, NY, Pinellas Park, FL, Oldtown, Dublin Ireland, Ottawa, ONT Canada, Valus, Chihuahua Mexico, Kalmar, Sweden, Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico, Santiago, Region Metropolitana Chile, Poitiers, Poitou-Charentes France and of course, all the fabulous people in Montreal, Quebec Canada. I love each and every one of you. Say hi mother fuckers and don’t be shy.

#2 – I hate it. I really fuckin hate it. I’ve only had my video ipod for less than a month and I’ve lost it for some strange reason. I went on vacation with my old 20GB ipod. Jesus. Now I have no choice but to buy another one. It sucks.

#3 -Nicole Richie is gorgeous. FUCKING gorgeous. I really LOVE her transformation. In the past 3 years she’s gone from that cheap fat ugly heroin-addicted bitch with nasty hair extensions to the glamorous, gorgeous bullemic character she is now. Soooo chic! I love everything about her; look at her limbs, her tan, her shoes, her features. Gorgeous. Fuckin GORGEOUS!

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Oh. My. God. That Macy Gray person is a huge woman. I heard she likes to eat little children.

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#4 – Random Cheesemax on the Net

  • click here | HOT HOT HOT! Naomi released on bail after assault charge
  • click here | "Here, you don’t see big, fat women like you do in other parts of the world. I think Chanel is made for Asian women more than any other label" – quotable quote from Karl Lagerfeld
  • click here | George Michael could be banned from the USA because of Marijuana
  • click here | Angelina Jolie might give birth in Africa
  • click here | You gotta love Britney. That woman is the epitome of white trash.
  • click here | It’s been ages since I last went to Colette’s (one of my fave stores in Paris) website. Check out some of their goodies. I like the Karl Lagerfeld canderel set and the smoking rabbit toy.

#5 – Tell me it looks better on me than it does on her. J. Lo’s got my Dior Gaucho bag in red.

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My driver’s here and I need to get a haircut. My hair is sooo friggin long. I’ll probably get highlights next week. It’s funny how I go to all these salons. One for my haircut, one for color and one for highlights.

I’m soooo glad I’m back in the city. I don’t know what it is but seriously, it’s been hell the past couple of days. I need to see my doc pretty soon cause I still have the damn cold and my cough ain’t gettin any better.

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PS. Discuss this blog post here.

P.P.S.S. Believe it or not, I’m gonna take part in this HIV/AIDS Awareness campaign. I don’t know the specifics yet but I got invited to join this photo shoot this week. It’s about time for me to do something considering I’ve had a record of getting barebacked by hot young strangers whenever I travel. Yes, I love the feeling when someone young, gorgeous and rich shoots his spunk up my buttocks… this is exactly how people get the disease. Remember my HIV testing drama last year?? I’m sooo glad I came out negative and STD-free. I played it safe since then.

Don’t believe all that abstinence crap that the catholic church is preaching you. Everyone loves a good fucking session so please… Please, pretty please use condoms and play the safe way. I know it feels sooo good without rubber but we’re talking about life, disease and death here.

Remember boys and girls: all it takes is one fuck with an HIV-positive person (with a high viral load) and bam, you too can be this person too.

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Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63-915-785-1492.

I have to go… I already smell like a goat.

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24 Comments

  1. Hmm, the bag looks way too small in proportion to Jlo. And it is in no way a dig on her ass. It just doesnt go!
    And those Seven jeans are CRUEL to her butt!
    They look very very painful, man.
    Is the strap long enough to justify it being worn, messenger-bag style?

  2. Macy gay ate my kids 2 !!!!! I named my hamster after u…..I think I ned 2 get it some haute couture….any suggestions??

  3. For some strange reason, Nicole Richie reminds me of a platypus. And Macy Gray and Nicole’s dad kinda look like twin brothers.

  4. yeah bryanboy…keep up the good work and do that hiv/aids awareness thingy…
    and thanks for making me laugh!
    way to go…

  5. Geez! I saw THE Bryanboy! Yes, you bryanboy in Aria Boracay. Man, I was too shy to approach you and say ‘hi’ while you were chatting with Jenny Epperson. I was surprised to hear you speak tagalog, i thought you don’t speak the native 3rd world language in public. Two thumbs up to you! Hope we could be introduced and take pictures! Im sure my friends will drool with envy! Cheers!

  6. Hannah Matronic

    omg that positive wasting pic… i can’t believe that’s what happeneid to gia carangi.

  7. Hannah Matronic

    CALL RESGISTER: 1 missed call from bryan
    SMS #1: “hannah pick up”
    five minutes
    SMS #2: “MALE MODELS”

  8. Jose Luis is so hot! Let’s all go to Mexico. Third world meets third world is so fun.

  9. speaking of third world, look at this third world contries competing for one title, i am sure if any of you fags like pageants or dolls …. http://www.missunibarse.com …. they’re wearing “HO” couture gowns.

  10. Jose Luis

    Dude! thanx for posting my pics!! I forgot to tell ya im from Puebla Mexico. Its an awesome city if u wanna visit ur welcome anytime, theres my email if u wanna contact me. Cheers yall!

  11. mariko

    yes, bryanboy speaks tagalog, especially when he talks to JENNI EPPERSON. if you guys don’t know, JENNI used to be a salesgirl at linea italia

  12. Who can even see the bag on her arm when her jeans are making her ass look so horrible. She looks like her ankles have some sort of gravitational pull that’s grabbing her ass cheeks. You look way more fab with that bag on your arm!

  13. fifi la bouf

    ow, and i do mean j. lo’s, of course!
    this place is addictive!
    good luck with the awareness campaign :)

  14. Chanauqua Jackson

    Damn “ryanboy”, you spend all that money on all of your “fabuleux” bags etc, if I were you… I’d spend some of that cash on a good plastic surgeon, to fix that U.G.L.Y ass third world nose!! Damn!!!! Honey, get it fixed… get fixed asap!
    BABOOOOSHHH!!!

  15. SHADAP Chanauqua Jackson!!! What do you care if BryanBoy spends his money on fabulous things?! He may not have that western pointy nose, but he has a good heart and ALL THAT GORGEOUS BAG AND SHOES! You’re so envious of him!!! haha! Love you BryanBoy just the way you are! NO PRETENSIONS!

  16. u said amanpulo beach is better than boracay? any pics to prove your claim? post it here plz


  17. WILL THE STUPID “I LOVE BRYAN” PEOPLE JUST STOP!!!
    I like reading this blog but the one thing that I find most annoying is not Bryan’s antics and self-absorbtion, what I find so annoying is those stupid peeps, most of them fag boys with those I love Bryan HOMEMADE signs. That is sooooooooo cheesy, corny, RETARDED. And you know that these peeps really want to SHOW THEMSELVES OFF and none of them really loves Bryan.
    So get rid of them and stop any new ones from posting!!!
    They are so Eeeewwwww

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