Lindsay Lohan and Luxury by Chanel

I’m not surprised La Lohan is carrying one of Chanel’s "Luxury by Chanel" handbag line. Grab one of these bags now! The metallic bags are gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous! I got my medium-sized bowling bag in silver for US$2,160 tax-free! It’s not bad for Chanel when most of their 2.55 bags start at $1,500 and above. FYI, there’s a denim version of the bowling bag I’m waiting for and it’s a little cheaper. The leather is gorgeous and it comes with a peach-like colored lining. It’s a really fantastic bag; this bag, like most ‘classic’ Chanel bags, will last you an entire lifetime.

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Buy, buy, buy, buy!

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Listen to me mother fuckers… you won’t regret it. This bag is soooo lightweight and soft, you can put a shitload of stuff inside it.

Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

040806_pariselle#1 – Paris Hilton is on the May 2006 cover of Elle Magazine UK. Click here for more pictures. It’s the same issue where she slammed ex-BFF Nichole Richie as jealous and fame hungry. Oh dear.

Quotable Paris quote: "When I was 13, I really wanted a boob job because all my friends started to have boobs and I was the only one who looked like a boy. But you know what? I like being flat. I never have to wear a bra."

You go girlfriend! Tell ‘em that big tits are for mothers and hookers. I don’t even understand why species of the male human kind go for big tits. I mean, seriously, how can someone be sooo fuckin turned on with a pair of enormous lactating melons? Ugh. Awful. Just awful!

#2 – Random cheesemax on the net

  • click here | Mischa Barton wants to quit O.C.
  • click here | HOT! Jessica Simpson sued for $100,000,000 (100 Million US Dollars)
  • click here | Mariah Carey agrees perfume duel with Elizabeth Arden. Eeek!
  • click here | HOT! Move over Natalia Vodiavodafone. Kate Moss signed a new contract with good ol Calvin.
  • click here | The "Glamazon from Down Under" will star Valentino’s fall campaign

#3 – Avril Lavigne preggers? Bah. I never really liked that chick. She looks like a friggin vampire. Hello, she’s got FANGS!!!!!!!! I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who is getting obese these days.

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#4 – WHO THE HELL IS THAT FAGGOT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN?

I KEEP SEEING HIM ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!!! HIS HEAD HAIR LOOKS LIKE PUBIC HAIR. TELL THAT FAGGOT TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT.

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I’m gonna update later.

I’m sooo bored out of my skull it doesn’t make sense for me to stay at home on a Saturday afternoon. My maid Eunice is planning to go to the supermarket I think I’m gonna tag along with her grab some vanilla ice-blended and buy some lip gloss.

My life is sooooooo dull it’s not even funny.

I’ll update when I get back. I love you all as always.

And please… for the life of god email me. Or send me an SMS. You know my number. +63-915-785-1492.

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