Dream of Domestication

Written By bryanboy

Dream of Domestication

Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging. Celebrity skin is this your chin or is that war you’re waging. First born unicorn, hardcore soft porn… Dream of californication. Dream of californication.

I’m becoming

23 Comments

  1. I just love youuu!!! You’re awesome and you’re just being true to yourself, no freakin’ wrong about that =)
    I laugh at those hate mails/comments you get, too! THey just can’t stand how true you can be to yourself and to other people.
    Love yah lotz!!!
    I’m you’re new fan from Sacramento, CA(2 years on May.) I used to live in the Philippines.

  2. OMG!!!!!!
    ALEX!!!! I mean i can guess Lexx is Alex aka My Bitch in Melbourne!!!!
    Thank you so much .. i was so shocked when I read that shout out!!!1
    bryanBoy: I love reading you everyday in my office *woot*… WoOt

  3. i hate those skinny pants! ive been wearing them for years until i donated them all last december, and all of the sudden its now in fashion! I will not buy them! argh!!! i hate themmM!!!!
    ps// oh i love dat black chanel bag! I wanna get one in silver ;-P slurp~

  4. i hate those skinny pants! ive been wearing them for years until i donated them all last december, and all of the sudden its now in fashion! I will not buy them! argh!!! i hate themmM!!!!
    ps// oh i love dat black chanel bag! I wanna get one in silver ;-P slurp~

  5. Hi there! I would like to invite you to visit our store, Gotham, at Harrison Plaza Mall Malate, Manila. We carry super cool brands from the US, like Paige Premium Denim, Frankie B. jeans, California Born jeans, Jet shirts, Ed Hardy (caps and tees), Catch A Fire tees, Kooba bags, Mella flipflops, Cossabella underwear, Hanky Panky thongs and the most fashionable swimwear and accessories.
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    Hope to hear from you soon and we are looking forward to seeing you at Gotham.

  6. chensea

    “Big tits are for mothers or hookers. DO NOT, under any circumstances, get a boob job no matter how small your tits are. I don’t care if it’s gonna make you feel better about yourself. Boob jobs are for sluts who want to jumpstart their careers in the adult industry.”——i just so have to agree…haha

  7. F*ck you’re hilarious! Love the Chanel bowling bag! You are probably the world’s second biggest poser.. After me haha..
    Sending you love from an (in-denail) Filo in Sydney.. GO THE AUSSIES! xox

  8. if sluts are for adult industry, you can jumpstart your career in comedy. i had a good laugh today. this is probably the hilarious thing next to your spoofing of the political drama months ago

  9. I think I am in love with you. Come to england. Visit the queen & me. Obv.

  10. I dont think people get ur humour, in reference to that whole disrespecting Filz and stuff. Its true what you say though, Philippines IS athird world country, how else to describe it? LOL its not like we have gardens growing everywhere…
    anyway, keep up your hilarious antics, AND PLEASE STOP WRITING REPLIES ON UR WEBSITE TO STUPID PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT JUGDGE..it interrupts our bloggerholic viewing pleasure…
    when i go to the philippines, I would love to visit you (i have a friend there atm who is too shy to meet up with you, despite the fact she is a well known supermodel there!) but you’ll have to settle for my havaianas as the closest youll get to designer.
    Once i meet you, its one step closer to Nicole Richie (WHOM I ADOOOOORE)
    Anyway, ciao ciao bella!
    xx, Crisa

  11. Wow, it was funny but it was deep. This is something different from the other recent ones. I will look at you differently from now on…

  12. LOL! the ‘running away from paparazzis’ shot is hilarious. Keep it up! ^_^

  13. braziliana

    You’re great. Love the bag, as always. You remind me of Nicole Richie when you wear your scarfs. Update more often I just love reading all you have to say. It’s an addiction!!

  14. “You know there’s something wrong and twisted if you’re Filipino, brown and use a swastika as an online forum avatar, right?”
    …why? its just a swastika, and it can mean alot of different things,.

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