Bryanboy Bent

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Bryanboy Bent

I wish I knew how to quit you….

Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be huh? Because of you Jack that I’m like this. I’m nothing… I’m nowhere…ohhh

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE DRAMA

I’m probably the last person to ride the Brokeback bandwagon but what the heck…

BLUE COLLAR IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW.

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As if you didn’t know that.

I finally had the chance to watch FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE GODDAMMIT!

Their love affair started in 1963 and lasted for around 20 years.

Shit, had I been on their shoes, I would’ve saved for roundtrip plane tickets for 2, fly to New York City, suck a shitload of cocks, get my asshole fucked, throw glitter in the air, wear Halston gowns and snort high-quality cocaine in good ol’ Studio 54.

They chose to have "high altitude fucks" in Brokeback Mountain instead.

I used to fly to friggin Europe 4 times a year for around 2 years to do the same thing except I didn’t go to some silly rurality… I went to London (and Edinburgh) instead.

Man, I miss those days. It literally was just like Brokeback Mountain. Me and this guy would check-in at hotels for a day or two during weekends, get ourselves drunked and drugged up listening to trance tunes and end up cuddling. We were both 17 at that time.

Oh well. The things people do for love eh?

Remember kids: sa though, it’s Ennis’ (Heath Ledger) fault. Damn minimum waging shepherd can’t come to terms with his own sexuality. Those faggots in denial are something… I’m telling you, they fuck everyone’s lives up, including their own.

FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE GODDAMMIT!

Their love affair started in 1963 and lasted for around 20 years.

Shit, had I been on their shoes, I would’ve saved for roundtrip plane tickets for 2, fly to New York City, suck a shitload of cocks, get my asshole fucked, throw glitter in the air, wear Halston gowns and snort high-quality cocaine in good ol’ Studio 54.

They chose to have "high altitude fucks" in Brokeback Mountain instead.

I used to fly to friggin Europe 4 times a year for around 2 years to do the same thing except I didn’t go to some silly rurality… I went to London (and Edinburgh) instead.

Man, I miss those days. It literally was just like Brokeback Mountain. Me and this guy would check-in at hotels for a day or two during weekends, get ourselves drunked and drugged up listening to trance tunes and end up cuddling. We were both 17 at that time.

Oh well. The things people do for love eh?

Remember kids: say NO to people who have trouble dealing with their sexuality… and say NO to long distance relationships.

I laughed soooo hard seeing Anne Hathaway’s transformation. From Princess Mia Thermometeropolis of the Princess Diaries to this:

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"Knowing Jack, it might be some pretend place… where bluebirds sing and there’s a whiskey spring."

Classic!

MEXICO? WHY MEXICO? I’M NOT GONNA GO TO FRIGGIN MEXICO TO SPREAD MY GAY FEATHERS.

I’D FLY TO PARIS!

you got a better idea?

i did once.

you did once?

ever been to paris, bryanbent?

cause i hear what they’ve got in paris for boys like you.

hell yes i’ve been to paris is there a fucking problem?

im gonna tell you this one time bryan fucking bent and i’m not phonin’

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Thank god it’s 2006.

More updates later. I’m still sad from the film.

You guys should watch Bareback Brokeback Mountain if you haven’t done so. It’s moving and touching. It’s a story of love.

And yes, you, too, will end up wanting Heath Ledger to spit on his fingers, wipe his saliva on your asshole and his cock before ramming it up inside your cowboy ass till the cows come home.

SOMEONE PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH THE US EMBASSY AND ASK WHETHER OR NOT I CAN IMPORT MY OWN MAIL-ORDER COWBOY FROM WYOMING.

I love you all. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63-915-785-1492.

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PS. Discuss this blog post here.

P.P.S.S. There’s soooo much NATURE in the movie it’s breathtaking. I have never seen THAT MANY SHEEP in my entire life. Yes!!! Sheep! Greenery! Water! It’s amazing!! NATURE NATURE NATURE!!!!!

21 Comments

  1. Funnily enough I watched this movie a couple of days ago and thought it was good. Finding that blood-stained shirt was the saddest part of the film. I was touched by the way Jack’s parents treated Ennis even though it must have been difficult for them to deal with their son’s death. Now, let’s see how many Oscars it’ll get …

  2. glizty

    …the really sad and endearing part is that Jack kept the shirts together, inside of each other, as well…WAAAAAAAH!!!! I boo hooed buckets when I realized that.

  3. pEnnis is sooo hot! I just love the story regardless of the fact that it was very tragic! ;)

  4. That one gift of a movie continue to sting my heart everytime I listen to the soundtrack and think of those days Ennis and Jack spent together in Brokeback Mountain. Second to that shirt-sniffing scene, the other scene in the movie that I love the most was their last day in Brokeback Mountain, 1963. With Jack sleeping on his feet, and Ennis embracing him from behind and humming to Jack a tune. Darn that’s such a sweet moment. Too bad Crash crushed it for Best Film in the Oscars.

  5. Amy me

    Bryanboy, can I pleeeeease interview you for my shitty little blog? It’s mostly practice, but anyway, will you let me?

  6. i feel so sad that brokeback didn’t win best picture (and instead went to my second-favorite crash). that movie was so heart-wrenching when i watched it, but it’s hard to cry amidst the screaming girls in the audience.

  7. Firstly great blog, and good to see you managed to sort out your blog hosting package.
    Brokeback is an amazing film, I was also a wreck after watching, it was meant to go out on a bar crawl afterwards but myself/friends was not in the mood.
    PEACE
    From a fellow pino on OUT

  8. Come to New Zealand, we have 40 million sheep and 4 million people!

  9. makemesweat

    bb mountain was like totally the shittest movie ever. the first half hour was just nothing but grunts… no talking or anything. the first LOVE scene looked like rape. the music thru the movie was jsut a twonking of a guitar string. and there was NO LOVE between them at all. it shouldve been BARBARIC love considering the way they treated each other. oh well, thats wot u get when theres 2 STRAIGHT guys playing gay ppl. had this been a stright love film the movie wouldve made NOHTING at all. and yes, many ppl agree with me on this one, we just didnt feel the love at all. rubbish.

  10. kit lopez

    oh well brokeback only won 3 oscars…director, adapted screenplay, and musical score….i wish it won best film though. But i havent seen Crash. However, surely i am sad brokeback didnt win the best film. Bryanboy can you do something about this? heheheh

  11. Hi,
    I saw it for the third time just hours ago. I just wish someone will say to me the line “Tell you what, the truth is sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.” Oh. The girls in the theater went “aahh…” They were again gasping when Jack said “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Maybe they were wishing their boyfriends would say that to them. Long live your blog.
    NOEL

  12. Altair Drexel

    So glad that you’ve finally encountered the Brokeback Experience….may all its message be with you always. And bitches, WHO CARES if the Academy didn’t vote BBM for Best Pic, Crash will soon be forgotten a year from now when its DVD will be in the $2 bargain bins everywhere. CHEERS!

  13. Bryanboy, nature is not really that great, I highly recommend only viewing nature from a distance such as on television or from your car.

  14. Jessica

    You don’t know how thankful I am for that sound clip from Brokeback Mountain!!!! I’ve been looking everywhere for “i wish i knew how to quit you” file so I can download it in my phone :D
    By the way, I absolutely love your blog. You seem like an ultra fabulous (and fun) person/gal. Have a Happy Birthday too!

  15. Hahaha…I just read your review of Brokeback and it’s hilarious. You should be a movie critic. It’s August 3rd, 2006 (pacific time) and I am still backtracking your blog. I am definitely a fan and a born-again fag hag via thru the net. :) IT’s taking me awhile to read your journal since I still have to work and must live my banal existence. Love all the pictures you post especially the handbags! Keep on living and having fun…Long live BryanBoy!!!!!!!!

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