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You gotta love all that drama going on at one of the key forts in the Philippines. There’s a ton of hoola baloo involving the Marines… same old political-related drama etc.
I’m not even gonna bother with the specifics. Go to CNN, BBC or Google News.
One of my assistants is currently on the field taking photos…
For god’s sake just stop all this drama and get on with your lives.
This country is beautiful.
This country is fabulous.
This country is great.
Long live third world prostitution.
Long live the land of ugly, fat hookers with cellulite.
Long live mixed raced babies as a result of prostitution and miscegenation. Mixed-raced babies are the Chanel of babies.
Long live the land of little brown fuck machines.
Long live the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives.
Long live Bryanboy.com
I love you all.
But I love Chanel more.
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