Mabuhay! Welcome to the Third World.

Written By bryanboy

Mabuhay! Welcome to the Third World.

All the pores in my face are fuckin open again, thanks to the oh-so-glamorous third world heat and humidity.

I miss Beijing.
I miss Moscow.
I miss Stockholm.
I miss Copenhagen.
I miss Riga (oh yes…).
I miss Paris.

B-M-S-C-R-P……

R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What you want…. baby I got it… what you need… do yo know I got it.. All I’m askin’… is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)… hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit) mister (just a little bit).

But I definitely missed the third world. There’s (still) no such place like home. 

Even if my home looks like this.

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or this

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and not this

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I’ve been gone for a month and a half and nothing has changed in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives.

I went to Cuisine last night to meet up with old friends. As always, they (and only they) look fabulous.

There were a shitload of vienna sausages last night, the stench was awful.

Straight Filipino men.

Bah. All show and no action.

They’re probably the most egotistical and pretentious creatures in the world, the stench is sooo strong their egos make up for what lacks in their jewelry department.

Vienna sausages, anyone?

God I’m so pale I need to go to the beach and catch up with my tan.

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Jenni

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Backtomanila_hannah

Oh the pretense of it all. It’s all fun!

This is what I love about this place….and this is the place that I call home.

I have a cocktail party to attend in about 5 hours and I need to get my fat ass beautiful. I’ll unleash the power of Chanel tonight.

I love you all, as always.

Baboosh!

16 Comments

  1. poogirl69

    They’re probably the most egotistical and pretentious creatures in the world, the stench is sooo strong their egos make up for what lacks in their jewelry department.
    –that is SO fucking true

  2. As always, you know who’s the best looking out of the lot. Your friend Hannah is a cutie, too. Shame her LJ’s friends only now. I enjoyed reading her adventures!

  3. i amm sooo agreeing with poorgirl69….. and for shoelover, well baby the philippines is indeed the 9th natural wonder of this earth… the metro is just not the place to find it….go outside the metro and you’ll get your answer

  4. I suppose one of the good things–for you Bryan–about living there is that you can truly stand out from the crowd; even more so than in Paris, where it is more common to see fabulous people like you. : ) At least in the land of the brown, you can be a leader and teacher of the art of fashion and take pride in your couture! : )

  5. Ok Bryan………I have had all I can take….you need a makeover. Yes, you have style, unfortnately, you lack the vagina needed to go with some of it.
    So, I have put it to my readers to come up with a few suggestions as how you can “Man Up” your look, while still retaining your style…..let’s see what they come up with. One thing I know is that I will find you “THE SHOES”.
    xoxo,
    Shoelover

  6. I love your hat! Glad your back home and not home sick!
    Although wtf was the person below on about Style? Bryan – no style? WHAT ARE YOU ON WOMAN?!

  7. wow talking about blonde hair with black roots! they’re pretentious ol-ayt!
    sorry shoelover, nice try, but you’re blog is fugly. your 15 minutes of fame ends here. kaboom!

  8. I like Metro Manila as much as I like the provinces. Go explore the 7,107 islands of the Philippines (yes, Shoelover, that’s the correct spelling) to experience it’s natural wonder

  9. welcome back, bryanboy! maybe you could try going out of metro manila and see what the l’exotique country has to offer. and i don’t mean boracay.
    try batanes for one.

  10. poogirl69

    i amm sooo agreeing with poorgirl69….. and for shoelover, well baby the philippines is indeed the 9th natural wonder of this earth… the metro is just not the place to find it….go outside the metro and you’ll get your answer
    Posted by: sheumara
    –>
    hey who said i was a poor girl?
    but if i was a rich girl..nanannanananannananannanananananaaa
    who gives a shit when i can entrap any eligible bachelor i want with a flick of my labia minora?!? *giggle*

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