I'm in Pain. Help!

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I’m in Pain. Help!

02/12/2005, Uncategorized

I’m in Pain

I decided to stay in last night. I slept at around 10PM, got up at 4AM (which is 2 hours ago).

Thing is, when I got up, one of my fingers hurt like hell. I looked at it and thought, "shit, it’s the fucking ring"

I tried to take the ring off and I couldn’t. The finger got swollen throughout the night.

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I hate it when this happens.

I mean, it’s a cheapo ring.

I don’t want this ring to be stucked on my finger for the rest of my life. For god’s sake, It’s not even fuckin cubic zirconia.

Had it been a US$2.5 million Graff ring, hell I wouldn’t sit here and complain.

But it’s a US$3 ring that I got from Hong Kong.

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Help me. Please.

I tried to do all sorts of stuff – I relaxed, put some lotion on my finger, etc etc etc. Nothing worked!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com ASAP or post a comment on this site.

Baboosh!

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abfabdude WROTE THIS 11:14 am 02/12/2005

-"Try keeping your hand in a sinkfull of cold water (add ice if you have any) that could shrink it enough to slip it off. "

yunarie WROTE THIS 11:29 am 02/12/2005

-"Did you try getting the ring out while washing your hand with soap? "

ted WROTE THIS 11:31 am 02/12/2005

-"its ok baby. go to the store and get a pair of wire cutters and clip the ring off...its quite a common problem in emergency rooms! "

betty WROTE THIS 11:41 am 02/12/2005

-"it's stuck not stucked!!! "

bryanboy WROTE THIS 11:45 am 02/12/2005

-"for god's sake, go somewhere else you fuckin english nazi. haven't you read my disclaimer? http://www.bryanboy.com/bryanboy_le_superstar_fab/2003/01/about_me.html "

Stacy WROTE THIS 11:49 am 02/12/2005

-"Cold water! The more you stress out your hand by trying to yank it off, the more swollen your hand will get. Chill out for a bit. "

nexttopmess WROTE THIS 12:10 pm 02/12/2005

-"Are people really correcting your grammar while you are having a bodily/fashion emergency? Geeeeeez!!! Try butter or olive oil....or the cold water thing. PS. This is not to be critical...but how the hell do you sleep with that thing on? I would wake up looking all tore up, literally. "

Ana WROTE THIS 12:12 pm 02/12/2005

-"BUTTER honey, BUTTER,, it is EW, but works! you don't even have to leave the room "

bryanboy WROTE THIS 12:15 pm 02/12/2005

-"yes sweetie. FILIPINO people are too ANAL when it comes to english. apparently, to most citizens of the land of the brown, l'exotique and the natives, flawless knowledge of the english language is a sign of higher education and social status. i say fuck 'em. roaming the world in a chinchilla coat with a bottle of vodka and a bag of cocaine is so much better than spending time pointing out the difference between its and it's. "

nat WROTE THIS 12:24 pm 02/12/2005

-"I tried it wash with soap and voila, it come off. "

anti-grammar nazi WROTE THIS 01:55 pm 02/12/2005

-"These is sooh freaking true, all of my friends feels superyur because they have had several oportunitis to correct my gramar but i hardly heard them speak in english .... i'd rather be pretty than have a perfect english grammar!!!! bitches!!! "

irene WROTE THIS 04:01 pm 02/12/2005

-"run your fingers under running water. it works. good luck. it looks painful! "

JP WROTE THIS 04:24 pm 02/12/2005

-"COLD WATER!!!! That should do it..trust me. "

sugar WROTE THIS 05:06 pm 02/12/2005

-"just don't try to sneak that bag of cocaine in singapore or you'll end up in the gallows, too... "

Nick! WROTE THIS 06:52 pm 02/12/2005

-"xD !! "

Korean Celt WROTE THIS 10:30 pm 02/12/2005

-"You're going to have to cut off your finger. That's the only solution. But seriously, the soap and oil suggestions should work. "

cheryl WROTE THIS 11:48 pm 02/12/2005

-"go to the hospital they will get it off without u having to chop your fingers ogg "

Rasheed's World WROTE THIS 03:03 am 03/12/2005

-"Well Bryanboy, what do you expect when you buy cheapo jewellry?! They could chop your finger off, but then you'd have to wear gloves all the time to hide your stump, and that would be sticky in tropical Manila! Mwah! "

Ilsa WROTE THIS 08:54 am 03/12/2005

-"Lose some weight, fatty! No wonder the ring got stuck with those pudgy little sausages of yours. Just kiddin, Bryanboy. The consensus seems to be washing your hands with liquid soap; that has always worked magic for me. "

heather WROTE THIS 04:39 pm 03/12/2005

-"try cold water and soap it up! <3 "

veromar122 WROTE THIS 11:47 pm 03/12/2005

-"You should put your hand in very concentrated salt water. That will make your finger shrink and IT WILL come off. (I'm serious by the way). If you don't want to do that try using oil instead of butter because it's a better lubricant. HAVE FUN! "

Kiley WROTE THIS 09:29 am 04/12/2005

-"Darling, take two vicodin, two xanex, a glass of wine...use some hermes hand lotion I am sure the hotel provides, and it will slide right off! Love ya! Kiley... "

maribs WROTE THIS 12:17 am 05/12/2005

-"try to remove ur ring tom morning..... "

PARIS WROTE THIS 05:21 am 05/12/2005

-"HONEY GOTO THE HOSPITAL. THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE AND THEY HAVE THIS REALLY GOOD THING THAT LOOKS LIKE SCISSORS YOU KNOW AND IT SLIPS UNDER IT AND CUT IT GOOD. "

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