Debauchery Takes Its Toll
I will NEVER, EVER, EVER get drunk EVER again.
I went to a friend’s cocktail party late last night to see some good friends I haven’t seen in a month and a half. Kicked off the night with a shitload of vodka and gin.
I then had a quick stint at Embassy, Capones and a friend’s friend’s pad.
Everything happened soo fast I literally lost track of time.
I ended up going home at 11:00AM.
I think I might have lost my brand new yellow Goyard french wallet, my Moto Razr, my American Express and my Citibank chairman card.
I wanted to call my friend to see if I left it at her friend’s house but I don’t know her number offhand. I hope that’s the case.
Otherwise, shoot me.
All my friends, frenemies and lovers’ phone numbers are on my mobile phone – I simply can’t imagine living without it.
I’ll NEVER EVER EVER get drunk again. EVER!
(At least for the rest of this year.)