Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

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Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

1. Bryanboy loves people from Owensburg, Indiana, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Vancouver, BC Canada, Beijing, China, Heidkaten, Germany, Finksburg, MD, Toongabbie, NSW Australia, Playfair Estate, Singapore, Melbourne, VIC Australia, Chapel Hill, NC and of course, people from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Bryanboy loves y’all!!! Identify yourselves, bitches and say hi!

2. My winter escapade is drawing to an end. I’ll be back in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives sometime next week!


3. Hannah Matronic, I got your email. Please send me your cellphone number ASAP. If I were you, skip Boracay. Let’s hit Embajada and Greenbelt next weekend… or better yet, throw a coming back party for me. Me, me, me, me, me. Because I’m special. I already had enough beer cans and footlongs it’s time for me to go back to my roots and eat good ol’ Vienna sausages, Filipino style.

4. Gonna take your mama out all night, yeah we’ll show her what it’s all about. We’ll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne, we’ll let the good times all roll out. And if the music ain’t good, we’ll it’s just too bad, we’re gonna sing along no matter what. Because the dancers don’t mind at the New Orleans, if you tip ’em and they make a cut.

5. Are you sick and tired of the usual "old-world" elegance and charm? Here are 2 hotels in Paris you should stay at.

Hotel Sezz (
– The rooms are on the smaller side but it’s very modern and chic. The bathrooms are GORGEOUS though not for the faint-of-heart. The only downside is the fact that thick and transparent glass separates the bathroom and the bedroom; you can literally see what’s going on inside so be sure that the person you’ll go here with is someone you won’t mind looking at you when you do your rituals (bath/shower/shit/etc).


Anyway, the service is excellent and the people there sure do know how to take care of you. Virginie was my personal assistant there and she attended to all of my requests. Rooms start at 250Euros per night.

Hotel Petit de Moulin (
– Prepare yourself because this hotel is one of the best hotels I’ve been in my life. Everything about it is a feast to one’s eyes. My pictures don’t do it justice… you have to see it for yourself.



The bedroom is on the larger side, the bathroom is to-die-for. The bath tub is HUGE. You can literally fit 3 or 4 people easily. The decor is just absolutely amazing – it’s Lacroix, darling. Location-wise, it’s on a quiet street in Marais and within walking distance to various places on the 3rd arr. Rooms start at 200Euros per night.



More updates later. This was supposed to be a long update but I’m late for my hair appointment.

Who knows, I might even miss it.

Merry Christmas to each and everyone of you. I love you all.



  1. Hey this is your faithful visitor from Chapel Hill, NC. I am your myspace friend. I come here often. I am half Jip-Jap and half fag. I love you/your blog.

  2. Tiziana D

    Oh, I MISS YOU, PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I’m going in there in July…
    Merry Christmas!!!
    With love.
    Tiziana from Turin, Italy

  3. Hannah Matronic

    haha i love that song! “wearing buckets of stale cologne” blah blah, it’s so much fun. anyway my number is still the same from before, but i’ll email it to you since you probably lost it. i’ve been leaving you drunken voice mail!
    i can’t skip boracay cuz 1) i’ve been looking forward to all that sand from living in snow 2) I’m pale 3) my bikinis have been collecting dust 4) it’s an opportunity to run into childhood friends i haven’t seen in years 5) my parents want to go 6) I WANT TO GO. besides, you were supposed to come! *sad face* i leave for boracay the day after you’re supposed to arrive in manila, so screw sleep and come out unless you can wait until 2006 to see me! i’ve been missing you so much. i would throw you a party, but please who are we kidding? you’d do a better job.
    merry christmas bryan!

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